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There might be certain issues, mistakes, or potential improvements that go unnoticed by many. Yet someone who recognizes them might quite on the contrary be determined to correct them no matter the cost of their time and energy.

And they might be right if we think about someone like Ignaz Semmelweis discovering that by disinfecting their hands healthcare workers could drastically reduce the incidence of infection in obstetrical clinics. Yet it might be something smaller, for example pointing out the fact that bees have six legs rather than four! These Redditors shared things they refuse to let go, answering one Redditor’s question: “What is the smallest hill you’ll die on?”

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#1

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Im with the boomers on this one, f**k your QR code. Bring me a paper menu

broski0403 , jona Report

TheGoodBoi
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had this happen at a restaurant, there was 0 internet connection so it was hell trying to load the menu lol

Cyber Returns
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have walked out without ordering and told them "If your menu is only on the internet then provide the internet"

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Jared Robinson
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All aboard the f**k the QR code train.

Fun Fan
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have no smartphone ... on purpose. If you want my money, print that freaking menu!

L. Murphy
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or they tell you to download an app. No.

Sue User
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And you have to start an order to see whst they have.

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Chickens are fluffy
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gen Z here, completely agree, I came to a restaurant to eat and socialize, not look at a tiny menu on my phone that has half missing

Tuesday
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm 16 and gotta agree, I hate all QR codes smh

Mark
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes! paper waste is bad but have you heard of lamination?

Arturo De la Rosa
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You would be surprised how often menus need to be replaced, even laminated. An uncoated menu would need to be replaced every week, a coated/laminated one should be replaced once a month. Although some places extend this to 6 months, which is how u get those gross, falling apart menus, add to this the fact that menus often have to be replaced because of updates to it and the fact that an average 80 seat restaurant has to have about 40 of them at a given time plus perhaps some in other languages if you are in a tourist location and you start seeing why restaurant would look for options, I often recommend my clients to try a digital implementation, have had some success with tablets, both table mounted and ones you can hand over but the qr code is surely more hygenic

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Arturo De la Rosa
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually prefer digital menus. I think the problem is in how the often implement this technology. Doing a pdf is stupid, making one that weighs 60mb, is designed on letter size and not meant for phones just makes it a pain. But if the QR code leads to a responsive site with possibly interactive index that is light and fast as most websites today, I'm down.

Janet C
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tried to eat at a restaurant but they only had QR code menus. AND you had to download their app in order to read the menu. We left.

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    #2

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Social media has been one of the most damaging things to ever happen to our societies mental health.

    Misterpewpie , Lisa Fotios Report

    LizzieBoredom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sooooooo happy I was not a young person in the age of social media.

    zak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100000%. And no cell phones with cameras either, documenting all of my poor decisions to be dug up decades later to judge me based on ever-changing societal standards.

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a rarely used Facebook and the closest thing I have to social media is BP

    SleepSycho
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s true, there’s some good social media. People in small towns full of small minds benefit from online communities, connecting to like minds can be a lifeline. But the harvesting of human attention by procuring addictive behavior and stoking divisiveness thru prejudiced algorithms is the dangerous dark side

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    James S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its harms far outweigh its benefits. The world would be better if they were all switched off.

    Mimi M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also not a small hill - not even close!!

    Ellie Ahmed
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to a seminar just this week given by the head of a youth mental health charity in my country. He was showing a graph of the most commonly reported stressors in people under 25 phoning their organisation's helpline for emergency support. Social media was cited as a factor in 43% of these. This is an overwhelmingly huge number. For context, the next highest stressor - family discord - was cited in 16%. This hill is ENORMOUS.

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    Fun Fan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gen X, the '90s, when we were teens, was another kind of social media. On my country's version, called Iwiw, we were so open, that we had even our land-line phone number and addreses online. In my very large friends and relatives circle nobody had a negative experience because of it. S**t hit the fan, when Facebook camei in. At first it was a really open platform, but that changed in a matter of like one year. Back in time you could really delete your profile. I did it. Now I have a fake one, just for fun :P

    zak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, back in the early days when it was just a MySpace page with embedded music and shịtty teen-angst poetry and musings. No political rhetoric, virtue signaling, targeted advertising, disinformation campaigns, bots and troll farms, etc. I deleted my MySpace page before Facebook became the big thing, and have managed to stay off of every social media platform ever since. Not once have I regretted that choice. 😁👍

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    Crissy Newbury
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It terrifies me and makes me furious at the same time,

    ॐBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Social isolation. We no longer check in with ourselves based on the interactions we have socially. We learned appropriate behavior because we only socialized in person. Our friends could check us if we were out of line. We no longer learn this starting with playing in the neighborhood until dinner time. Our relative (compared with pre-screen eras) unfamiliarity with IRL interactions also creates anxiety that often manifests inappropriately. We no longer have the same yardsticks to measure ourselves against. We use to have limited measurements of unrealistic expectations. Now, we hold ourselves up to a virtual society that’s wholly manufactured & unreal.

    featherytoad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't trade being born in 1970 for anything. The only social media I have ever been on is BP.

    Marissa Voleta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the worst plague we've brought upon ourselves, and yet I'm flabergasted at how [we] are blind to it.

    One legged Steve
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never really did anything for me except cause me trouble and show me the true side of so called friends. In a way, that was ok.

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    #3

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Burgers should be wider not taller, if you need to put a skewer through it its no longer a burger its a keebab.

    Granttrees , Ilya Mashkov Report

    Ryan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100 percent correct!

    Jcusack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And 100% need to open a Burger Keebab restaurant!!

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    LizzieBoredom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only reason a burger needs a skewer is because it was hunted down in the parking lot in some pre-historic caveman ritual.

    Paul C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you put it on a slate, I'm sending it back to be put on a plate. If I want my food on a slate I'll sit on the roof.

    Ru Bee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make space for me on this hilltop!

    XenoMurph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are going to fit more people on this hilltop it needs to be wider, not taller, a plateau perhaps?

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    Tamra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I have to use a fork and knife to eat a burger, then just give me a f*****g steak and salad.

    Sue User
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And stop using the wrong meat. Meat that is great for steak doesnt always make a good burger.

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    ShyWahine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally with you on that!!!! Not gonna unhinge my jaw like a python to attempt a bite of a ridiculously ginormous burger

    don'tcensorstupidstuff
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally agree, and when its taller half the food flies out and u don't get to enjoy it in all of its goodness

    Paul Gerrard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And cheese that binds it together is not cooking.

    L. Murphy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. You can only cram so much burger into your burger hole.

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    #4

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Butter is superior to margarine.

    CheekyCheesehead , Sorin Gheorghita Report

    InfiniteZeek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the f**k said otherwise?!

    Apatheist Account2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the post-war period, it was received wisdom that fat was bad for you and should be avoided. Only relatively recently has it become clearer that sugar was a far worse enemy of health.

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    Robin DJW
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a "small hill." It's the Matterhorn.

    LazyKitten
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butter is better, any baker can tell you that. Better flavor, more richness, etc.

    Cjo
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that wasn't the "primary" argument, back in the day. It was that butter has fat, and margarine doesn't, and as such "it must be healthier" (as "proved" by the research funded by the companies selling margarine). And the other part of the argument was that you couldn't taste the difference between the two, and can you guess who funded the "surveys" "proving" this?

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    Babs Ishkabibble
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer margarine. Said no one. Ever.

    Urbangirlatl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duh? What cave person says otherwise? Real food over processed, everytime.

    Jo Firth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except when baking a cake - high fat/quality margerine makes the batter lighter.

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally agree. I do love a bit of proper butter melted on my crumpets in the morning

    geezeronthehill
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now let's argue about salted versus unsalted butter. ;)

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    #5

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered F**k daylight savings time

    HandyMan131 , Tima Miroshnichenko Report

    arthbach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've just switch back from 'Summer Time', and I have decided I don't like it. I'd rather stay on Summer Time the year round.

    Squirrelly Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I personally don't care whether I'm on standard time or daylight savings. Just stop mucking about with it. If they set midnight to occur at dawn on the summer equinox you can bet people's schedules will adjust so they get to work/school/whatever at roughly the same amount of time after sunrise on the equinox that they currently do.

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    Papa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may be in a minority, but I'd prefer doing away with Daylight Savings Time altogether and stick with Standard Time.

    Shane S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moving the clock doesn’t change the fact that days are just shorter in the winter. If we did away with DST, I don’t think we’d miss it as much as we think we would.

    Linda R
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst part is switching back and forth. It wreaks havoc with our internal clocks twice a year for at least a few weeks. Just put it somewhere and leave it. But like some of the other responders below, there is additional risks with using DST all year, because even in the deep south, the sun won't rise until almost 8 am in December. It's worse the farther north you get.

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There used to be a point to it but now... it's pointless. It was created to conserve energy during the night time hours. Today the difference is so negligible that it makes no difference making DST pointless

    Rostit. .
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this needs to end. There is zero reason.

    Lily Braunekatze
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should all operate on the 24hr clock and UTC. Time zones are outdated and should be done away with.

    Bob Brooce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, because nobody will have a problem with the sun rising at 4PM, or getting home from work at 1 AM. Those are just meaningless numbers that nobody cares about. As a bonus, if you want to call somebody who lives 75º west of you at 9:15 AM you can just do it, because it won't be 4:15AM there. (Note to unusually stupid people: this is sarcasm.)

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    longlivethequeen554
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when the clocks change, it messes with my body and my head. Keep it at summer time all year round!

    featherytoad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just leave it the f**k alone. Either way, I don't care, just leave it alone.

    Barbicute
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stick with one time. . The Spring change is HELL

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    #6

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Talking on speaker phone in public is not necessary

    Few-Transportation- , Karolina Grabowska Report

    Fun Fan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's rude, and annoying.

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any sound coming from your device is annoying, imo. Get some headphones or mute that sh*t.

    Linda Csapo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In public transport I always ask people doing so to turn them off. Most of them are obviously surprised but comply. Once waiting for a train a young girl sat next to me and turned her "music" up on speaker phone. I was wearing headphones but still could hear that sh¡tt¥ noise of hers. So let's make this a contest - and I turned to speakers as well. Within a minute she took her headphones out, so I could also return to mine. Call me a Karen, but in my opinion forcing others to listen to your crappy music or phone calls is one of the rudest things ever.

    Bob Brooce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good reason to carry a small bluetooth speaker, just in case your phone isn't loud enough to offer the clue she desperately needed.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stand next to them and say "Put down that phone, and come back to bed!". (And it doesn't matter what gender they or you are.)

    Bob Brooce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Put down that phone, and come f**k me again" would be even better. Or anything obnoxious you want to share with the person they don't think deserves any privacy.

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    g90814
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but I gotta FLEX my authoritay to be loud and obnoxious!

    jjdubs W
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless the person receiving the call has hearing issues....

    Becky Lombard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for saying that! I don't talk on the phone a lot anyway, and especially not in public. But sometimes I have to take a call and I cannot hear at all unless I have the speaker on. I have a specific hearing loss that is severe in certain ranges and tones and especially exasperated I appreciate it when people can tolerate that without judgement.

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    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaker phone itself is f*****g vile.

    Robin Roper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have cochlear implants and the bluetooth option often gives me a headache. If I use the phone anywhere, it has to be on speaker phone. I will do my best to leave the space I am in and go outside, but I have to answer the phone on speaker. Not everyone is a jerk, they may just have major hearing loss.

    Duvet Woman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is on my phone , audio isn't working properly. So sorry in advance if I have a call near.you. ill at least try and make it exciting.

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    #7

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Toilet paper rolls over, not under.

    AestheticCopacetic , Vlada Karpovich Report

    InfiniteZeek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As per the original patent.

    Rick Seiden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a small child you allow in the bathroom who likes to play with the role.

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    Ramirez rachael
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you have a cat that likes to unravel the white gold, have you ever gone into your bathroom and seen the whole roll of toilet paper strewn about everywhere?!

    Annymoose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toilet seat lid: closed. All the way closed. Why do you want poop water animals and kids can drink from and items can be dropped in out in the open? I will die on this hill.

    Cjo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention if when you flush it if the lid is closed it is less likely to spread germs. And it also put to bed the argument about "up or down", both parties know that they have the seat lid in a known position, and no matter if it is night or day, you know what you need to do for your use of the toilet.

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    Austin L
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This feels like my hill to die on here.

    Domo KO
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally.....I don't pay attention. As long as the toilet paper rolls and comes off I don't care which way it's facing

    Rosie Red
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, has always been, and will always be, under.

    Chris Merillo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From a functionality standpoint, under makes way more sense. You can do the one hand pull-swipe-tear and get the size of paper you want quite easily. Do that when it over the top and 50% of the time the roll just keeps rolling when you try the tear move. Hate it.

    DarkViolet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Squeeze the roll so that it's elliptical, not round. It stops it from becoming a runaway roll.

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    ThisIsMe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...said someone who doesn't own a cat that likes to unroll the toilet paper. In our house, paper rolls under so it doesn't "roll" all over the floor!

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    #8

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered I will consistently, persistently, and always use the Oxford F*****g Comma.

    Hemenucha , Pixabay Report

    InfiniteZeek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As you should, unless you intentionally mean to imply that the last 2 items on the list are joined/connected etc.

    Marnie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Completely agree with InfiniteZeek. "There are three bowls containing a mix of fruit. The bowls contain apples and oranges, peaches and apricots, grapes and blueberries." Without the Oxford comma, it would be The bowls contain apples and oranges, peaches and apricots grapes and blueberries." All the items in the list should be separated by a comma. There is no reason for the last two items in the list to magically not require a comma, and it is certainly never MORE clear to not have a comma between the last two items in a list.

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comma, Comma, Comma, Comma, Comma, Chameleon.. /jk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw

    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You comma go… YOU COMMA GOOOOO

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    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hail to the Oxford Comma! I couldn't stop using it if I tried.

    Kiss Army
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to always use it until I had a boss that "trained" me to stop. I got tired of having to "correct" my work so now it is just second nature not to use it.

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    Gourdeous
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm against the Oxford comma. I am a 70s child, just. I was taught never to use the comma before and

    Squirrelly Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a 70's child and learned both ways. I use it for clarity. Consider: speak, read, and write. Vs. Speak, read and write. The first implies the 3 words (speak, read, write) are fully separate items. The second implies "speak" is one item & "read and write" is one item. The best advice I received from an English teacher was to use commas for clarity. If you are using alot of commas you should check for run on sentences, possibly use other punctuation, and changing your phrasing for better clarity.

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    Jennifer Hartigan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learned this recently and corrected my resume. My new employer actually took notice.

    Stardust she/her
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What exactly is the point of the Oxford comma?

    Potato
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It allows you to list A, B, and C. As opposed to listing A, B and C.

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    BookFanatic
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am amazed, thrilled, and excited to see so many fellow comma-lovers here.

    Kris Tyler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    depends on the content and the audience

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    #9

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered If you’re going to serve room temp bread at a restaurant, don’t serve me ice cold butter. Warm one of the two things up

    JustSomeAudioGuy , Valeria Boltneva Report

    Ryan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warm bread is good bread!

    Emma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is something so comforting about warm bread. Especially when it's been dipped in a dish of olive oil and balsamic vinegar.

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    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeahhh kind of hard to spread rock hard butter over bread lol.

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god yes! I hate trying to butter the bread and the butter rips the bread apart

    Captain McSmoot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My question has always been: Who the heck is asking for cold butter in the first place?

    Fun Fan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody, but is a HACCP-issue. Sorry, but you have to wait like 3-5 minutes, because restaurants had to keep butter cold. We are taking out like 10 minutes before serving, but still a few minute wait-time.

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    Beachbum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely hate this!! It ruins the bread!

    Whiskey Tango Delicious
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya! Give that bread a good 45sec in the microwave!

    DarkViolet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually the bread is warmed, so I place the butter next to my serving of bread. It's ready to spread in about a minute or two.

    Seadog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even warm bread won't overcome cold butter.

    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sort of related, I kind of hate being automatically given a bread roll at restaurants (not that I go to places that do that much) because in the past, I never would have filled up on bread before a meal I have to pay for, and now I am celiac, so I literally can't eat it. They wouldn't be able to use it for anyone else once it's on the plate, so I have to hope someone else on the table will eat it or it goes to waste. Actually, even worse is coffee shops that put a complimentary biscuit on the spoon on your drink saucer. Means I also can't stir my drink, because there is gluten on it!

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    #10

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered It is not impolite to correct someone who is spreading misinformation, regardless of whether they’re lying or just plain incorrect.

    1NegativePerson , Christina Morillo Report

    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also nobody should be obligated to "respect the opinions" of bigots and generally hateful people. "Trans women are predatory men" is not an opinion. "Illegal immigrants should be put to detention camps" is not an opinion.

    Squirrelly Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the words "I believe" is put in front, then I'll accept any nonsense as opinion and ignore it. But if you state nonsense as fact, then that misinformation/idiocy needs to be corrected, or at least derisively laughed out of town.

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    ॐBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accountability and discourse isn’t gatekeeping and the consequences of spreading misinformation isn’t cancelling.

    Mr. Nurse Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody else want some popcorn while reading the comments on this one?

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the flip side, don't be a jerk about someone being wrong. Allow them to accept they were wrong with some dignity.

    XenoMurph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If their "false belief" is harmless, then sometimes it's better to just let it go.

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    Westy
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's TOTALLY impolite if the supposed misinformation is 'corrected' by opinions, not facts, and it's amazing how many people don't know the difference anymore. Just because something runs counter to a popular or widely-accepted narrative doesn't automatically make it misinformation. We see this in politics, media and politically-fueled debates all the time - people presenting (and adopting) opinions and beliefs as facts.

    Sky Render
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mostly far-right conservatives who espouse "facts over feelings" and call everyone who disagrees with them "woke snowflakes". Ironically for their love of saying that we should put the facts first and not let opinions hold sway, they're the most prone to being wrong and getting overly pissy when someone points it out.

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    Pieter LeGrande
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just make sure your facts are correct thugh.

    Kerri Russ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how do you correct them without coming across like a douche?

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember that you can't reason a person out of a position that they didn't get reasoned into.

    Solidhog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is we have created a society that is to stupid and stubborn to admit they are wrong or see two sides to an argument. It's no longer the meme generation, it is the me me generation.

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    #11

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered (Able) People who don’t return their shopping carts are s****y people. 

    dominationnation , Pixabay Report

    Fun Fan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think, that's from USA. Guys, you need the system in Europe. For a shopping you have to insert a 50 cent - 1 euro coin. Everybody will return it.

    Mike D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US, ALDI grocery stores require a 25 cent deposit; seems to work

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    Ramirez rachael
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother wasn’t really stable on her feet without her cane or walker. She had a handicap placard, and when we would go to the store, I would go fetch a cart, it for balance and stability. After shopping, I would always go try to return the cart and she would tell me no leave it here out of the way of anyone with a wheelchair accessible door. But still close to the spot just in case someone is like her and doesn’t have a companion to go get it. She would look for a spot that had a cart near it that someone didn’t return just so she didn’t have to go too far to have that stability. Bottom line don’t get too mad when you see a cart in the handicap spot. It might be there for a person to get to quicker

    Jean Thompson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hang my head in shame! I am disabled and every step is uncomfortable so, yes, I have left trolleys. But I will always try to park (disabled parking) where I can put trolley where it is accessible, but not in other drivers way I'm so sorry.

    Rosie Hamilton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does say (Able) people. So not sure what word it may have replaced or if it was changed but I'm taking it that this is not aimed at you. At least not in my opinion! I'm disabled but still able to return trolleys - currently. Though I mostly get my shopping delivered weekly by Tesco or Sainsbury (I'm in the UK).

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    Captain McSmoot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be listed as #2 (currently as #28), right under the wider-not-higher burger currently listed as #1; #1 as it should be, by goodness!

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least bring them back. I understand people don't all have cars and cabs can be expensive, or just not worth it just to go a block or 2 away. I know it's a pain. I had to do it with my mom every week. But it's not yours and even though there are vehicles that go around collecting shopping carts around the communities, it doesn't look good on you to just leave the carts at your home or on the boulevard somewhere.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add a coin slot. People need their money back so they will return the trolley

    Trophy Husband
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're taking away someone's job if you put it back in the corral. Also, if my kids are in the car, I'm not walking 5 spaces away and leaving them alone.

    Mustafa Kiziroğlu
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in Türkiye, big malls employ one or two people more to collect them from parking lot. It's best for everyone.

    Christos Arvanitis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pet peeve of mine, In the US we have Aldi's as well and this is the only chain that I've seen have the coin return system... since they are German. Works a charm.

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    #12

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered If someone is behind me, I will always throw my arm back and hold the door. The amount of times people just let it shut in my face has me irate.

    291000610478021 , cottonbro studio Report

    arthbach
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had walked through the doorway, and saw an elderly man approaching. Naturally, I held the door open for him. He looked me up and down and said, "Thank you, sir." Placing my hand on his forearm, I gently said, "You need to book a sight test if you think I am a man." ....For some reason, it appears he took it as an affront to his masculinity that a woman would hold a door open for him. In my world, people hold doors open for others. (Edited to add: this man's sight was good enough for him to drive a car. He had a good look and me, and then chose to call me 'sir'. I'm a small woman with long hair, and I was wearing a summer dress. He chose to be rude and sexist.)

    Mimi M
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not a situation where I would correct someone - particularly not in that way. If you feel that strongly, you can simply say, 'I'm a lady, and you are very welcome'.

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    Mimi M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hill is when I hold the door open for someone who is not my senior and instead of taking it from me and letting me continue on my way, they breeze right past me as if I were the doorman. Arghhhh!

    James S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always hold the door, always let it go the moment another person touches it.

    C. Rut.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather they do this than hold it open when I'm more that 7 feet away and am forced to up my pace for them.

    Mike K
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regardless of gender, it's just plain common courtesy to hold the door open for another person.

    Pittsburgh rare
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But only at arm reach distance. If l have to jog because you're holding the door at two metres l'm gonna curse you internally ;)

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    One legged Steve
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm currently having to use a wheelchair until I can get my prosthetic and it amazes me how many people know I'm behind them, heading for the door they are using, and just letting it close. I don't expect anything other than to be treated with a little respect.

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been trying to teach my students this. They don't seem to get it and I don't understand why. One person always wants to hold the door for everyone, but I want to teach everyone about being aware of others and having manners. 🤷‍♀️

    Stewart Lowrie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally agree. I will always look back and hold it if anyone is coming towards it. I was brought up to be well mannered. However the looks I get sometimes from people who think I'm doing them a disservice is astonishing. I'm not being ageist, sexist etc. I just have respect for others.

    megabeth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And like any good Midwesterner I'll pick up my pace because the mere thought of you putting a polite stranger out for few seconds...

    Domo KO
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll probably also add a lil "ope" as I shuffle from walking to light jogging.

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    ElTanko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you hold it and people walk past without acknowledging or saying thanks. I will always sarcastically say "you're so welcome"

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get where you're coming from, but I'm old enough to finally realise that there are people who just don't give a hoot about not being rude. So, I do what you do, don't expect to be thanked but congratulate myself that in the face of adversity I've managed to remain polite.

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    #13

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered It's "I couldn't care less", not "I could care less"! If you could care less then you care!

    Shibes2 , Andrea Piacquadio Report

    Doctor Strange
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could care less about this. Not by much, but I could care less.

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whereas I couldn’t care less that you could care less than you already care.

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    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It irks me when TV shows make this mistake. Aren't the people writing them supposed to be professionals??

    Shankshaw Redeemer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!! SO MANY people say this incorrectly! Drives me nuts!

    Arenite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘I could care less’ carries the implied ‘As if I could…’, it’s a sarcasm.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? You COULD care less? Is that even a thing?

    Jane Hower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's NOT: 'try and', it's TRY TO!!!! If it's 'and' then you did it and you are past 'trying'. Bugs me every time I hear it.

    Definitely a Human
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One way I've heard this explained is that it's an abbreviated form of "as if I could care less". Still grammatically incorrect though

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    #14

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Cut the god damn tails off my shrimp before putting it in pasta, I don’t care what the French say.

    Jakeini33 , Dana Tentis Report

    Fun Fan
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For pasta French also cut the tails. There are some dishes, where the shrimps are the main protein, and must be shown, so they are with tails served. But in paste or rice dishes, where they are mixed with other ingredients, it's cut. You suppose to can eat the dish as full, and not search for unedible pieces in every bite.

    Ace
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why you think the French have a strong opinion on this - I see it simply as a cheffy thing, regardless of nationality. Leaving the whole shell on in dishes like Paella is something I hate as well.

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems ridiculously simple to me--if the shrimp are meant to be eaten by hand, leave the tail on. If it's supposed to be eaten with utensils, tail off. And yet so many restaurants disagree. I've never figured out why. (also goes fot clams, mussels, etc.)

    Jo Firth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the tails just taste like crunchy prawns - grew up eating them and I'm not French.

    Brocken Blue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good gods… this never has ever even occurred to me as an option! 🤢 Humans are an amazingly diverse species, man, cause I’d happily starve before eating shrimp with their tails still on

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    marianne eliza
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there is a sauce on it, the should be completely cleaned, heads veins and tails. Who want to handle a sauce covered slippery shrimp?

    Pixie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm French😃, and I NEVER want to see food looking at me in my plate. I don't care what the French say 😆

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't mind peeling shrimp in a salad sort of thing but I a cooked dish...nah thanks, I don't fancy hot armour plated sea food

    chidney3729
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the tails look nice. Use it to hold the shrimp with and bite off the body. No big deal.

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    #15

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Every single time someone posts a picture or article about Istanbul, I comment "not Constantinople." I will usually get downvoted to hell for it, but I think it's hilarious. So I'll die on that hill.

    Spodson , Selim Çetin Report

    Brainmas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's nobody's business but the Turks.

    DaDragonSeesU
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sing that song every time I see or hear that name!

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if you've a date in Constantinople. She'll be waiting in Istanbul...

    James S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a Byzantium comment.

    Mickipickie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's important, because if you've a date in Constantinople, she'll be waiting in Istanbul

    Spellflinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the same so naturally I think you are hilarious.

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even Old New York was once New Amsterdam...

    Christos Arvanitis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Greek American. I was in the car with a couple of Turkish friends of mine and the song came on and they both said "change the station... we hate this song". I explained to them that it wasn't an insult to Turks at all. In fact, if anything, it was poking fun at the Greeks who still call the city Constantinople because that is where the Patriarchate of the Greek Orthodox Church is located. Not sure they wrote the song with that detailed of a thought in mind (1953) but I assured them that it wasn't an insult to Turks.

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    #16

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered A couple means 2, a few is more than 2. There is no debating this.

    Colonel_Kook , Yan Krukau Report

    MaryHadaLittleLamb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a slew is more than 10, while a shitload is anything over 25.

    UpQuarkDownQuark (he/hey you)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex-girlfriend used to argue that “a couple” and “a few” were interchangeable. She got mad when I said, “Fine. I’ll bring another woman into the relationship and we’ll still be a ‘couple.’”

    PattyK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Half” and “in two” — “half” means the two pieces are equal in size; if they are not equal in size, “in two” is correct. “In two” can mean the pieces are equal in size, but “in half” cannot mean they are unequal in size. Got that?

    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And couple, like pair, needs an "of" after it, as in a couple of days, not a couple days.

    Barbara Skolly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its so weird, we don't say "a few of days later..." argh!!

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    InfiniteZeek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And for those willing to debate; If I ask you if you would like a few pieces of m&ms, and you say sure, and I hand you 2, are we cool?

    madbakes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say a few is 3-4, some is 5-6, and several is 7 or more.

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    Gwen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And butt ton are wine measurements!

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few is like 3-5, then it becomes several. After that becomes the user’s preference.

    Rob Williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father always insisted that, in Wales, a couple meant anything up to half a dozen.

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    #17

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered There/their/they're, your/you're.

    theservman , Polina Tankilevitch Report

    Fun Fan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's really funny, that native english speakers are the ones in like 90% of the cases, who are wrong with the english grammar. And not the ones for who, english is a second-third or more language.

    PattyK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For whom… and without the comma.

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    Mario Strada
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Should of", "Would of" instead of "would/should HAVE" drives me batty!

    Captain McSmoot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "They're over there at their usual table. Why you're not at your table, I'll never know."

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beware of the artificial stupid running autocorrect. Ya gotta proofread what you type, because it doesn't know.

    Annik Perrot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My autocorrect is French, and tends to replace what I did type with the closest French word it can find...

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    Dee Breezy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two/to/too, who's/whose. Drives me insane!!

    Annik Perrot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then/than, bare/bear, affect/effect, alter/altar, etc...It burns my eyes, probably because I learned both spoken English and written English at the same time.

    Kris Tyler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe it was Sunday Nov 5th 2023 USA Today top headline front page: One team couldn't get "passed" the other team. SMH

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a complete grammar Nazi, so obviously, we can be friends.

    Jerry Mathers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accept, except. I will accept the award, except when I didn't earn it.

    Lorenzo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use of the apostrophe in general. Those twits who randomly stick an apostrophe in before the s when forming a simple plural drive me bonkers (not bonker's).

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    #18

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Tipping for carryout is the biggest scam in restaurant history.

    frattboy69 , Christian Dubovan Report

    Fun Fan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mandatory tipping in the US restaurants is the biggest one. Pay your servers a 25-30 bucks/hour, and pay your cooks a 30-35 bucks/hour at least. No, you don't have to raise prices, because with these hourly pays, the guest will pay likely the same amount as now with 20% tip "obligatory". Your greed will just loose. Don't even try me to shame into paying your staff!

    AJZombieJag
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could be wrong, but isn't part of the problem with the tipping culture is that many servers/waiters want the tipping to remain because especially when it's cash, they will just not report it as income and get the tips free of taxes (which is against IRS regulations, but hard to catch I think)?

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    Heather Swanson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have a tip option at subway now. I'm sorry but I'm never going to tip for fast food. Also tipping is not a thing in most countries because they pay their workers properly.

    Paul Gerrard
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tipping is the scam. Do your job and get paid by your boss. Australian.

    SCamp
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With ya Paulie 👍. Don’t make underpayment the customer’s problem to fix

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    Urbangirlatl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did it during Covid. Now I'm getting bolder about hitting Skip.

    The Redhead
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some stores have a tip selection on the card reader. For what? I picked up the product I needed, walked to the counter with it & paid for my merchandise; why the he'll should I tip the person at the register? I get that cashiers make minimum wage and I honestly sympathize with them; I've been their shoes. But we don't even know if the cashier gets the tip or if it' simply becomes more profits for the store.

    David Martin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pre-emotive tipping through delivery services is wrong and offers no incentive for good work. I got a meal once, no drink, and when I questioned the delivery person he just said "Yea, it's okay!" I said no, where is my drink? "Yea, it's okay!". And he already had his 15%. Let me be served, see how I feel about your performance, then I'll give your tip

    Joe G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no tip for carry out for sure! .. if you deliver you get a tip, if you wait on me, you get a tip, if I pick up my food at a counter, no tip!

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never tip for picking up my order. Nor will I ever tip a machine.

    ROSESARERED
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a pizza home delivered, in Australia, their app asked if i wanted to tip the driver, nope, they get paid better than I do

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    #19

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Burgers come WITH fries. Stop trying to charge me an extra $7 for 1/4 of a potato’s worth of shoestring fries that get cold before they even reach the plate just because you put truffle oil or some other b******t on them.

    burgher89 , Valeria Boltneva Report

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HATE when restaurants do this. $11 for the burger, you want fries? $5 for plain fries...

    Fun Fan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Prices in USA are crazy! 11 bucks for just a burger? For 11 euros you can have the menü with fries small side salat, and not just in McDonalds. True, drinks are here in Europe mostly not included like in the american fast-food chains.

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    Katrina Nixon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if that's squid ink burger bun?

    v
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To comment on this particular burger, why do people think that messy equals good? If I'm fighting my food to keep it from going anywhere other than in my mouth I'm not enjoying the situation or the flavor of the food.

    Melissa Harris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me if the rule not to consume a power source larger then your head.

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    Austin L
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many of these restaurants have priced me out of it being worth it, even with the luxury of me not having to fix it.

    L. Murphy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF did they do to that bun? Try to toast it with a flamethrower?

    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OTOH if I don't want fries, shouldn't I have the option of _not_ paying for them? Whether you have to pay for them separately or if the cost is included with the burger, you;re still paying for them anyway.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or at least give me the option to substitute something I want.

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    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? Almost everywhere I've lived (US) fries are a given.

    Amanda Hunter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send them back if they're not piping hot.

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    #20

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Utensils need to be at the END of a buffet. So many places put them at the beginning of a buffet. You don't know what utensils you'll need yet and then you have to carry them around the whole time. Madness.

    doobie3101 , Jarek Ceborski Report

    The Alchemist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us like eating Mac and cheese with our bare hands

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    Doodles1983
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also. At salad bars. Put the messy, drippy items at the front (e.g, beetroot) and dryer, cleaner items at the back. E.g., sliced cucumber. Reduces cross contamination.

    Amy Manning
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. Also, this picture is both stressing and grossing me out. Fix it!!

    Jane Hower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND FOR GOD SAKE put them in containers where they are visually marked what they are WITH HANDLES UP so that other peoples grunbby hands haven't touched all the others on their eating surface with their fingers while grabbing their own. yuuck

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of the buffet places I used to go to survived the pandemic.

    Annymoose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buffets are horribly filthy so I'll just not go to one ever.

    MiniMaus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you to all those who commented. I laughed so hard. Great way to start the weekend.

    Snorkeldorf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never gave this much thought, but you're right! Seems as if the utensils are almost always at the beginning. It does make negotiating a buffet more of a challenge.

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    #21

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered If you are on the highway and you try to move over two lanes to sneak into a packed exit right before the guard rail, you have already missed your f*****g turn. Go to the next exit and turn around or try another route. Before anyone brings it up, no, I am not talking about merging. I am talking about seeing a long line of people waiting to get off an exit, and you breaking the law by crossing solid lines to cut in because you couldn't be f****d to read the signs for the last two miles telling you which lane you need to be in for your exit.

    Hodauldtr , Peng LIU Report

    Adam Belaire
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What gets me are the people who see the long line up, keep driving all the way to the front and then try to force their way in.

    Jorie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS! I will inch my way forward through eternity just so the jerk can't make it in. Go ahead and sideswipe my car! I will own you!

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love watching the traffic close ranks to stop them getting in until they have passed their exit

    Alyssa Phillips
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drive a beater, not only willingly I die on this hill, my car will too and idgaf.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or stop in the shoulder just past the exit, and try to back up. First off, that’s illegal, as your traveling in the opposite direction of the traffic. Sure, like that won’t cause an accident, uh-huh. Go to the next exit and turn TF around. FFS. It’d probably take less time to do that than to back up at a snail’s pace then wait to see if the lane is clear to take that exit.

    WJK1531
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes this is my hill to die on. People that know a lane is going to end while you have inched your way forward in the existing lane and they speed past and then push their way in. Every single day this happens on the road I travel to work. If I can I just ignore them and make sure they are blocked and have to wait their turn!

    Isatdab
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, you are the one in the wrong. Multiple studies have proven the zipper method to be much more efficient. Use both lanes up to the merge

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    Wednesday
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are very few exceptions to this and since they could apply to anyone, just buckle up... If it is truly an emergency, like something or someone is on fire, bleeding, broken or dying, do what you gotta do, safely, to get where you need to go. If its you're going to be late for work and you might lose your job, maybe check in with the way you manage your time, and get in the queue...

    Oly-babe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone did this the other day, the cars in front of me started moving & I didn’t even see this a*s come speeding from behind me & cut me off so bad I had to slam on the breaks to keep from rear ending him. You can’t just assume ppl are expecting you to drive on the side of the road & sneak up behind them & cut them off like you own the damn road!

    Jane Hower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can happen when you KNOW the next exit is 2 miles away and in a bad place. Sorry - been there, done that.

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell that to the Insurance company of the woman who crashed into the side of me.

    Seadog
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago the owner where I worked was coming back from a fishing trip. Been on the phone with the ex or soon to be ex, so he's PO'd. His fishing partner was just relaxing, eye's closed. He later said, "you ever get the feeling somethings just not right?" He opened his eyes and they were beside a semi, said he could've reached out and touched it they were so close. Turns out they were approaching a construction zone where it necks down to one lane. Owner was determined he wasn't getting stuck behind the semi. The semi obviously was determined he wasn't getting in front of him and so they just kept hammering down. Eventually pylons are bouncing off the Suburban. That's when partner just closed his eyes. In the end, they did end up behind the semi, both mirrors broken off the Suburban and several pylons ended up in the boat. That was in the 90's, I can't remember if there was any other damage to the Suburban or to the boat.

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    #22

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Don't force me to download your f*****g app. Went to Chipotle, at 6pm. They told me they weren't accepting anything but online orders. This had happened to me once during covid due to supply issues so I asked if they were low on food. They said no. I asked if they were short staffed or something. They said no. So I said "you're telling me you can't give me the food that is literally sitting in between us, by giving you this money that is literally in my hand unless I have a smart phone and make an account and type my order in?" They said that's correct. So yeah, for absolutely no reason besides wanting to sell my data probably, they're willing to lose customers. Another time I went into a Firehouse Subs that has had open dine in for over a year since covid died down. The employees looked at me like I was crazy or trespassing when I walked in. One girl was like "hi?" I said "hi..." She said "are you here for an online pickup?" I said "no, I'd like to order and eat my food here, your dining room is open right?" She said "oh...ok.." Dining room didn't have chairs on the tables or anything, it looked normal. Why? How did we get here as a society?

    Not-Clark-Kent , Mike Mozart Report

    Captain McSmoot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because people weirdly want to do away with people for some strange, self-damning reason.

    Brobro McDuderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d be happy to do away with people that want to do away with other people.

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    Sand Ers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Commercial/Corporate aps are spyware. They exist to spy on you, and any functionality offered is simply the bait to trick you into installing them.

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you do not pay for the product, YOU are the product

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    geezeronthehill
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to turn around and walk tf out.

    Gémeaux jumeaux
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they want to mine your precious data, plain and simple

    Chris Merillo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen on Chipotle. I've walked out of there multiple times for this exact reason. I went in at noon (LUNCHTIME!) the food bar was stocked with fresh food, I went to order and the person told me they were only taking online orders. I looked at the online counter and there were 20 tickets hanging backed up with 2 people making mad bowls. What?!?! Goodbye. Another time I went in and I was going to order a bowl for me and a quesidilla for my wife. They told me I can only order the quesidilla online. What?!?! The wraps, the chicken, the cheese... all right there. Canceled the order and walked out.

    Mike D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch the It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia episode "Dennis Takes a Mental Health Day" especially the ordering boba tea part - they nail the whole required apps situation

    arthbach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another reason for places wanting to switch to online ordering is it means they have no cash on the premise.

    Cynthia Carter
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were traveling south on Interstate 5 in California last year and stopped at a gas/Subway place. They only took bank cards or credit cards, no cash at all. Figured it was a security reason.

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    Lester the Space Duck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The service industry is literally collapsing on itself.

    L. Murphy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me I need an app and I will walk the f**k out.

    UpQuarkDownQuark (he/hey you)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quesadillas at Chipotle are online exclusives. You can order a burrito from the person in front of you, which is beans and cheese in a tortilla, but not a quesadilla, which is cheese in a tortilla.

    Joe Average
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, for all that expensive trouble I'll just eat at home thanks.

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    #23

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Everyday and every day are different. And not interchangeable. “An everyday walk in the park” vs “I walk in the park every day.”

    DonettaLocklear , Liza Summer Report

    Fun Fan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try to keep on with the everyday version, it's better for your mental health.

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every day everyday mother f*****s wanna play.

    Sheena Batenchuk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL they are different. Thank you, and also sorry

    Mint Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just go weekly, it'll save you the frustration.

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's such a quotidian problem.

    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of those things where I correct clients but I don’t revel in superiority about the fact that I know this rule and a lot of people outside my industry don’t.

    Jccaidc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyday is an adjective. That's how I remember it.

    Andrew Read
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So are into and in to. Also, sometimes the word is affect, mister Microsoft word…

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. A lot. *Never* alot!

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to always put alot before realizing that it was a lot

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    Jane Hower
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good grammer is a lost cause I fear!!!

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    #24

    EXpresso is not a f*****g word

    a_m42_ Report

    Brainmas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither is exspecially.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about "aks," instead of ask?

    Annymoose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I just axe you a question, irregardless of what you feel on the subject,

    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I. Hate. You. Perfectly executed, but please never do it again. XD

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    Peggygirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pacificly...

    Magna Linnevers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I add irregardless (even though it is becoming more acceptable). Drives me batty!

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got no problem with the idea that language evolves, but evolution is supposed to kill the mistakes, not help them breed.

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    SkyBlueandBlack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Louder, please, so my mother will hear you. She doesn't listen to me.

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    #25

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered People need to stop bringing animals into the grocery store. No Brenda, your s**t-bull mix that lunges at everything isn't a service animal.

    Ok_Concentrate_6887 , https://www.pexels.com/photo/a-shiba-inu-looking-into-a-store-10330689/ Report

    Donald
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave pitties out of this Brenda is the problem.

    Savannah greenleaf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My pittie stays at home or in the car. She thinks everyone should pet her, not her fault, but not everyone else's problem either.

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    Brainmas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like your chihuahuas. They don't need to be in the store, they especially don't need to be in the cart people put food in! Leave them home.

    Appalachian Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I adore my dogs but I've never felt the need to take them grocery shopping with me. I don't understand why this is a thing now. Unless you are blind or otherwise disabled and legitimately need a service animal, leave Fido at home.

    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have epilepsy and it's asshats like Ok_Concentrate_6887 that stop me in public places and tell me I can't have a dog or that my dog isn't a service animal without a red vest(they don't have to wear one.) She's better trained at controlling her behavior and emotions than a lot of grown humans.

    Lee Crooks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve met many great service dogs in my day but I feel like people are inconsiderate about it and I don’t like the laws saying you can’t be denied service. Meanwhile the poor cashier is going into anaphylactic shock because of their dog allergy. I’ve illegally denied service several times to protect my staff. Most people were understanding and I was able to work out an alternative method of serving them. But some would rather kill a teenager than slightly inconvenience themselves

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    Kelly Scott
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some guy was in the store the other day with an UNleashed dog. It goes without saying the dog was running around everywhere and the guy kept having to chase it. Who does something like that? Although I will say, I'll take the clean dog sitting in a purse any day over the sick kids running around and coughing and playing with the produce. Thanks, asshat parents.

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Service dogs aren’t emotional support animals and they’re not pets. Unfortunately we often have conflicting accommodations. In the US, the ADA helps with deciphering this, but it always comes at the expense of the “lessor” accommodation. A legally blind person or narcoleptic person has a medical condition that falls under the narrow scope of disability. Their right to use a service animal would legally supersede the accommodation of some with a medical condition such as asthma or allergies. Unless, although wholly unlikely, the asthma or allergy was some how defined as an ADA protected disability. It’s not fair, but this is what happens when accommodations conflict. Someone loses out.

    ginshun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actual service animals that are properly trained and licensed as such, should have to have some kind of easily identifiable collar or vest or something that you can only get if you have an actual service animal. Service animals are not the problem, the problem is that anybody can just say that their dog is a service animal, and a business owner has no real recourse if they suspect the person is lying. At the very least people should have some proof that the animal is a service animal, and it should be OK to ask them for it and not have them get all huffy.

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    Doctor Strange
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People with asthma or allergies deserve to be able to shop too, and not have to worry about possibly dying if there is pet allergens on the food they eat.

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine stays in the truck and seranades me as soon as I come back in sight. My pit used to yodel the whole time I was in the store.

    kmac
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually just bring my 'support' spider monkey who likes to throw his **** around. Especially in restaurants.

    Katie Kins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never been afraid of pit bulls until this past weekend. A person brought in their pit bull into my job. And dogs are not allowed unless they are service dogs but no one gives a s**t. So the dog was not a service dog at all, it was just in a collar and a leash. So I walk past and I said "Hi puppy aren't you cute" and it growled at me. And the guy just laughed at me. He thought it was funny. That's not funny. I was going to tell them that you shouldn't have your dog in here after that incident but I didn't say anything.

    Kirsten Holmes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A dog that growled is a dog that didn't bite instead. Dogs growl to communicate their boundaries or discomfort. It's a good thing because it means they inhibited the urge to bite. We're slowly learning to encourage growls. They communicate something important that might have got you bitten. Maybe the dog us scared of humans. Maybe it's traumatized. Maybe it's in pain. Never approach an unknown dog. Stand at a distance and let them come to you if they want to. The dog wasn't the creature who was wrong in this scenario. I volunteer at a shelter. They never discipline growls. They discipline volunteers by teaching us how to approach potentially nervous dogs slowly and listen when they growl.

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    #26

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Leaving time left on a communal microwave means you're a bad person.

    Robo_Joe , Erik Mclean Report

    Astrophile
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I was late for a very important meeting when I was making lunch in the staff kitchen. My meeting was at 1:00, the microwave said 1:12, it was actually 12:45. Someone left 1:12 on the cooking time and almost gave me a heart attack.

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    MontanaMariner
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has got to be the most petty reason to be petty. Heaven forbid you have to press Clear before using a microwave you don't own.

    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I continue to be fascinated by the way a lot of “the world owes me 100% convenience” rhetoric comes from people who will hear “we should make sure everyone has enough food and a roof over their head” and go “stop being entitled; the world doesn’t owe you anything!” Not all, I’m sure, but there’s an awful lot of overlap.

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    Robert Matz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nowhere near as bad as they who take the last paper towel off the roll and do not load a new roll…when there is a whole case of new rolls literally within reach…seriously, like, two feet away from the towel holder.

    Rachel R
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh! Last place I worked, this happened at least a couple of times a week and drove me wild! Extra paper products were kept directly outside the bathrooms.

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three more even worse offenses are 1) not keeping an eye on microwave popcorn and letting it burn, 2) your food splattering uncovered and making a mess in the otherwise clean microwave, then not even trying to clean up your mess. That’s how office/other communal microwaves end up so disgusting, and 3) microwaving fish. Anyone who microwaves fish in the communal microwave at work should be strung up and left as a warning to other potential offenders to NEVER heat up your fish meal at work. Either order it freshly cooked for lunch that day, or just f*****g leave it home, and eat it for dinner after work.

    DarkViolet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my apartment, those are capital offenses. I can imagine what it's like in a workplace break room.

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    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a coworker that would do this. We would all watch and when they didn't clear it, we all yelled at them to turn right back around and clear it lol

    GB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. I'm guilty of this because I don't like to hear the beep

    Surenu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least I'm not the only person annoyed by this. Gonna tell me roommate he's outvoted now.

    Captain McSmoot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why, but this drives me crazy.

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's one button, guys! Come on!

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not as bad as the person that just reheated some nasty fish.

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    #27

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Its okay not to tip at Starbucks.

    Quiverjones , Dom J Report

    InfiniteZeek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should not have to tip anywhere. It is not my responsibility to subsidize your own staff's life, and you will not guilt trip me into it.

    SadieCat17 (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's such a f****d up situation. Not tipping doesn't do anything except hurt the server, so restaurants have no incentive to change things. And changing laws is very difficult as a normal citizen since we can only vote on someone we hope will change things.

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    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s ok not to drink Starbucks.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's better not to go to Starbucks.

    Quarkbeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless I sit down at a restaurant and I'm served by a waiter you're not getting a tip from me. That's the only official carve-out of the minimum wage laws. This whole tipping thing is completely out of control and I'm not going to be guilt-tripped anymore. I went into Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory and ordered a caramel chocolate covered apple out of the case right in front of me. The girl behind the counter took it out, put in in a bag and set it in front of me. I used my debit card and a tip screen came up - seriously wtf am I tipping for. I put in no tip.

    MarieL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't tip at Starbucks or any fast food location.

    All's Gravy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's OK not to tip anywhere. What's not OK is employers not paying a living wage when a regular coffee costs £4!

    WJK1531
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll throw in a controversial comment here, Australian coffee lovers would never drink coffee from a Starbucks even when desperate, and, what is it with the giant sized cups in the USA?

    Sue User
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently went to a little, non corporate coffee shop. They had cutsie names for the flavored coffee, but when i ordered a cafe au lait, she had to get her collegue because there was no button.

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    ginshun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't have to tip anywhere if you don't want to.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you shouldn't expect good coffee from Starbucks either.

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    #28

    It's just 'PIN' not 'PIN Number'.

    kubrickwith2brickss Report

    GlitterPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the thing to use at the ATM Machine

    Rinso the Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use my PIN number at the ATM machine!

    Don Adams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need your PIN Number when you use the ATM Machine at the Department of Redundancy Department

    Whiteout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like it's RBF, not RBF face

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    #29

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered “Two piece” dresses are not dresses.

    susiemay01 , Loannes Marc Report

    Captain McSmoot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there are "two piece" dresses, then I've been wearing "two piece" overalls my whole life.

    Squirrelly Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would accept as a "two piece dress" something that has an under dress and an over dress that together make the outfit. But something that has the bodice part separate from the bottom part, that is a skirt and top combo, not a dress.

    FashionPolice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A two piece dress is a miracle of practicality. The top and bottom can be sized differently so that a woman can get a dress that FITS even if her proportions are ever so slightly off the six foot tall size 8 template.wemade for

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hadn't considered that, and it makes sense, but most of the time people are wearing them so their midriff shows, not because of sizing.

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    All's Gravy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Traditionally, all dresses were two-pieces (at least), the skirt (maybe a separate apron or peplum or train), the bodice (like a second corset, perhaps with a separate stomacher and/or separate tied-on sleeves), boleros, shawls & ribbons (as per the weather). Dresses were expensive and the average merchant-class woman could expect between one new dress per year and one/two per season for the very affluent. Working women would rely soley on used clothes, so separate elements were pretty essential to cobble together something to fit. It was usual for dresses to be remodelled with the fashion over and over. Separate elements make this easier. The 2-piece dress only disappeared with Madeline Vionnet's bias cut and the 1920s flapper 'column' dresses. (There was a brief interlude when some 'Empire line' dresses of the Napoleonic era were assembled in one, before returning back to Victorian and Edwardian 2-pieces.

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it comes with a jacket it's a two piece dress.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can wear them separately neither one of them is two-piece anything.

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Two piece' dresses are just a skirt and a top

    Shannon Hawks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im a guy and pretty sure its a skirt and top

    Cjay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s a two price dress?

    Kangaroo Ratz
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    technically its just a separated skirt and matching top sold together as a "two piece" however the term itself doesn't even make sense. it's either a dress or a skirt and a top.

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    JP Purves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also it's a pair of pants, not a "pant."

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the other hand, the bottom part of a one piece dress CAN be called the skirt. I have often seen people comment on a dress and refer to the skirt, with people jumping on them about how 'IT'S A DRESS!' when in fact it is also a valid name for PART of a dress, as well as a seperate garment.

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    #30

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Actual physical push buttons are way better than sensor buttons. (Like the xbox 360 sensor buttons)

    Jusin1997 , FOX Report

    Austin L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mostly agree with this but there are some games I've played where they used those touch pad gestures for minor inputs and after hating on it, I found a few times it was quick and handy but it mostly seemed to come down to how the game incorporated it.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ESPECIALLY in cars. Forcing drivers to take their eyes off the road for every little thing, because you have to use touch screens instead of being able to feel where the buttons are, is inherently more dangerous. I guarantee you that there are people who have been [unalived] because of this. [ Stupid Bored Panda censors... ]

    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feedback is so important when pushing buttons. Sometimes Ii's the only way to tell if something is working.

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As are physical keyboards vs virtual ones.

    Seadog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For what those systems cost, why can't they make a controller that will last more than maybe a year? And I should be able to reassign the buttons to suit my specific needs to a specific game.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even like touch screens on phones, but had to bite the bullet and get one (well a friend gave me their old one) in 2020 because it was so much easier when checking into places and having your vaccination certificate on. When it inevitably stops working, I will probably go back to my flip phone that is stored in my cupboard because I hate the idea of buying a new electronics when your current ones still work. It has meant I am not always bringing a book with me everywhere, because I have one game on it, which I'm not sure is a good thing or not. I still hate the feel of the screen on my fingers though.

    Bruce Horton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like anything godd**it, it want buttons and dials in my freakin car!

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We installed a kitchen vent fan over our new stove that has touch pad switches. They do not respond to my fingers. I have to call my wife to turn the damn thing on. The manufacturer has no explanation why it does not work with my fingers.

    Mint Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell every car manufacturer! I'm sick of these dumb-a*s screens. 99% of the time, you know where you're going, the temperature control is already set and all you need is the radio or music. Why do you need 6' wide screen bolted to the dashboard. Ergonomics took a massive backwards step with these.

    Dread Pirate Roberts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I didn't know this was a thing O_o I feel old lol

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    #31

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Halloween decorations that are animal skeletons shouldn't have ears! Ears aren't bone!

    qatest , Tima Miroshnichenko Report

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbor has a giant spider skeleton...

    Brainmas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is anatomically incorrect skeleton season, and it is both annoying and hilarious. I like the rooster with bone tail feathers.

    Austin L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put a skirt on that thing so we know its a girl skeleton, haha. No really, this is a trend I've seen in real life.

    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till this person learns about the octopus skeleton decorations

    third molar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once saw a skeletal-spider decor with backbone and ribs. They are getting out of hand!!

    DeoManus Argentem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that is a small hill to die on, lol!

    Frenchie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a store sell a skeleton octopus. There are no rules on halloween. Sorry everyone.

    chuck.dont.surf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they didn't have ears, you wouldn't be able to tell what animal they are.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lighten up. You don't know where they come from.

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    #32

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Typing Like This Will Make Me Stop Respecting You Instantly.

    Major_Koala , Christin Hume Report

    arthbach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's capitalising each and every word. It can be used for emphasis, but when used like that it should just be a tiny section of the text.

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    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT'S BETTER THAN THIS

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can deal with this better, at least it's consistent and easier on my eyes

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    Dixie Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a story on here recently where they typed the entire story like that. I could not read it.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Capitalising each word should be reserved for titles of things such as books, films, names etc

    JoNo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the irony of Bored Panda using this entry when they use capitalising the first letter of each word in every single heading!!

    BlueBlazer999
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Titles are capitalized, except for really common words. The headings are titles.

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    Cjo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hOW aBOUT tHIS? :-)

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think in German they capitalize each noun.

    My O My
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaand every name. It's kind of a hassle as some words can be used as nouns and as adjectives, so therefore you have to only capitalize them in the right circumstance

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    Jane Hower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and throw in commas when needed.

    Seadog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upper and lower case infuriates me altogether. I get it's proper writing but in the daily world where some programs automatically make everything upper case anyway, uppercase should just be the norm for everything. It's simpler and easier to read. Can't tell you how much time a waste retyping something because the CAPS are on because I switched from one program to another and didn't look up until I'd been typing for several minutes.

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    #33

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered How do people confuse lose with loose?

    ParadiddlediddleSaaS , Brett Jordan Report

    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because English is a very difficult language to learn, especially with a dumpster fire of an education system here in America.

    Fern
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, the school system is only part of the problem. You can have the greatest schools in the world, but if a kid's peers and family don't value education, the teachers will always be fighting an uphill battle.

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    Wilf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably because English spelling is an insane mismash of inflences meaning there's practically no way of guessing how to pronounce a word from how it is spelled. The words loose, flood, floor, brooch, hook, scoop all have OO in them, all pronounced differently!

    DeoManus Argentem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well put! Also, US likes the letter "Z", some like the letter "S" (realize/realise) or "C" (defense/defence), adding the letter "U" (color/colour), and then there's the whole aluminum/aluminium fiasco, etc etc! Lol!

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    Dorothy Stovall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who read as a habit know how to spell and use words correctly. Regardless of education, if you read you learn to spell, pronounce, punctuate, and basically how a language works. If you do nothing else to really teach your child, READ TO THEM/READ WITH THEM.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's interesting is how avid readers can sometimes mispronounce fairly common words because they're thoroughly familiar with them from reading, but not from hearing them. Even stranger because those people are usually smart and have a great vocabulary.

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always think of the O's on the words. Lose=magnifying glass used for looking for things, Loose= Two rings separated from each other

    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always think loose is a looser word because it has more letters where lose has lost an “o”

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    El Cucuy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never understood this either. But I see it all over the place.

    Miki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As non native it's way harder for me to understand how natives can have problem with "literally" and "figuratively".

    Russell Bowman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, a dual duel ... is that with four people

    Ephemeral Mochi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it seriously makes me loose my mind! (hehehehe😈)

    Captain McSmoot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they have a screw loose or choose to lose the respect of those who made decent grades in grammar.

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    #34

    If the automatic door does not open fast enough for me not to break stride, it is broken!

    milesamsterdam Report

    Ramirez rachael
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I feel like I don’t exist because of automatic doors

    martymcmatrix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, you sold your soul just like me...

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    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And for those of us who walk at gay pace, 2.14 times faster than the average person, automatic doors are as bad as an escalator not divided into stand/walk sides.

    Magna Linnevers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gay or adhd, just a fast walker with serious hatred for slow people…

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    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it doesn't open fast enough, and you don't slow down, there might be more than your stride that gets broken.

    Ervin Conn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want Star Trek doors. Those are fast. That would have been perfect during the pandemic.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, yes, your stride certainly is.

    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go back to opening the damn door yourself.

    Fun Fan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slow the fúck down, man .... 2-3 seconds saves you nothing.

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason this one makes me think of the doors on the original star trek... IYKYK

    Flora Wolfe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've ran into automatic doors before due to this. They opened so slow I met the door on a personal level before it could get out of the way. I was walking and I was not about to break my stride. A few weeks later, the door was fixed. Not sure if I played a role in that or not.

    H.L.Lewis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to do the Jedi hand wave, duh!

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    #35

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered I never need a receipt bigger than 3 inches

    Pennsyltuckey54 , Karolina Grabowska Report

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's how you use it that matters! (Coupons can be digital, CVS 👀)

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    Brainmas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what about the 14 coupons for the things you just bought that expire in a week?

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the 5 euros discount on an over 30 euros purchase right AFTER you made your weekly shopping.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How's this one? CVS and their famously obnoxious receipts strikes again! :) CVS-65426e...17e238.jpg CVS-65426ef17e238.jpg

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My stock dividends from the paper mill pay for my CVS prescriptions.

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    Shankshaw Redeemer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone seen the CVS receipt scarf? I love it!

    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, and what happens if you buy more than 7 things?

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to check my shopping and its cost not find out if the butler did it

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only CVS had two ply receipts, then they would be more useful.

    ADJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah.... 2 feet long receipt + another 2 feet of coupons... Had this couple of times.

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    #36

    If I had to pay for sauce I better have sauce in the bag.

    cadff Report

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I have to pay for sauce then I won't bother having sauce (I'm looking at you McDonalds) There's a guy on YouTube called Jordan Howlett who will tell you how to make all the fast food restaurants 'secret recipes' and he will do it because of the attitude the restaurants give. On one occasion he heard a woman being refused a particular sauce for some dumb reason so he posted a video on how to make your own at home

    Seadog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kills me is they'll give out ketchup (which we hate) by the handful but ask for salt and they give it out like it's platinum. Salt is like 10x cheaper than ketchup. There was 12 of us at BK one night, gave us enough ketchup for 50 people and maybe 3 wanted it. Salt? They gave us 3 little packs, said if we wanted more each person would have to ask for it and each would get 3 packs.

    J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will always check the bag for items before I leave, other people in line be damned! Like DeVito put it, "They screw you in the drive through!".

    KingCobraKai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not that big of a deal. Climate change is a big deal. You privileged folks are nuts. Complaining that you had other people cook and deliver you food and you didn't have ketchup that night. Grow up.

    Eh-non-o-mous
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm tired of having to check the bag for the croutons when I order tomato soup (takeout) at Panera.

    Shane G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I have to pay for sauce I'm taking my business elsewhere.

    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when I say honey, I do NOT want Honey mustard.

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am very genuinely grateful that I don’t have to eat food that requires packets of sauce, free or not, or that comes in a bag. Because I know it’s not a choice and often a norm for so many people.

    Honcho Chorcoran
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    2 years ago

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    martymcmatrix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sauce in a bag is called an »unempty barf bag«

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    #37

    Baby Jesus should never wear a cross. Like why? Its anachronistic. It's completely backwards and don't make no sense.

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    Amanda Lipnicky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't make no sense" is a double negative which means something in fact, does make sense. Drives me BANANAS!!

    SkyBlueandBlack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Languages. It's a lot easier to deal with things like that when you realize that, in some languages, something like that would be correct. I mean, a lot of the people who say it aren't actually Spanish speakers, but I just smile and nod, knowing how they'd react if they only knew.

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    geezeronthehill
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Medieval symbolism for the illiterate population, probably.

    Wilf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of medieval artists actually very deliberately depicted child Christ wearing a cross as a device to show that God had a pre-determined plan for him.

    Bob Brooce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The symbolism of a cross or crucifix is that it indicates that the wearer is a follower of him. That makes it ridiculous for him to wear one himself even if his father always knew what would happen. (Leaving out the whole god doesn't exist part of it, of course.)

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    Mike K
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just brings up another small hill; bad grammar.

    My O My
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold on. Double negation here. What is OP trying to tell me?

    God loves you
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't make no sense" is a double negative.

    Julie Blaylock
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn’t make any sense-this is the hill I will die on! Proper grammar!

    StrangeOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get the worshipping of a cross. It was used as a torture tool. I don't understand the martyr saying of "Jesus died on a cross for our sins". Who's sins? We're way, way, way, way, way into the future of when he died. Whoever was responsible has long been dead, too.

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    #38

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered You can't use "exponential" to describe every large increase, especially if you're only looking at two data points.

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    LizzieBoredom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you're describing the population of Ireland because that's always Dublin.

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you inflict puns lile that on people, they will always boo da pest.

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    Wednesday
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, you can, but most of the time you would be incorrect

    Bored Birgit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woa, my weight development after every diet in this pic 🤭

    Whiskey Tango Delicious
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see your 'exponential'and raise you logarithmically.

    Rocket Surgeon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with "quantum leap" Yeah we all saw the TV show now stop using that phrase. And don't get me started with -ception.

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And exponential growth doesn't always mean things get bigger. Something can grow smaller exponentially.

    geezeronthehill
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, man now I gotta do math? I couldn't even get degreed engineers to get that one right.

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    #39

    Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered If I order a chicken sandwich and you give me two pieces of bread with chunks of chicken, a 1/4 cup of mustard and raisins in it I’m out. You’re dead to me, your cafe is dead to me. That is not a sandwich, it’s a disappointment.

    awkwardlyherdingcats , Farhad Ibrahimzade Report

    Donald
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicken, mustard and raisins? There has to be an agency to call to have that place shut down.

    Mike Loux
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't that the plot of one of the Saw movies?

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    Der Kommissar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raisins in anything besides Raisin Bran is a crime

    Squirrelly Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raisins have their place. For example, Raisins are (or were, I read the ingredients many years ago) an ingredient in A-1 steak sauce. They are good in oatmeal raisin cookies. They are a necessary part of the carrot salad I learned to make as a kid. But they definitely do NOT belong on a sandwich, nor in many other places.

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    MontanaMariner
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read the menu, avoid this problem. "How dare you serve me what I ordered without reading the description?!"

    ThatG
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only good raisins… are fresh, undried ones that’ve also been crushed, fermented and bottled …and rebranded as wine.

    Fern
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never agreed with anything more than this comment

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    Imagineer
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or piling 5 inches of meat in the very center of the bread and the edges are about 1/2 inch thick. Hard to eat, but also very stupid.

    BenTevye
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Panera, I'm looking at you!

    keyboardtek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be a chicken salad sandwich.

    Robert Beveridge
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fruit should never be in chicken (or tuna or potato or...) salad. Ever.

    BookFanatic
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would legit eat the heck out of that bread, though...

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    #40

    Bees have 6 legs! (My school mascot is a bee, and every representation I see has only 4 legs.)

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mascot at my college is a yellow jacket. With two arms. That's it. No legs, just two arms and a pair of wings, and a tail with a stinger.

    Laura Deckers
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    2 years ago

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    Thomas Ewing
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But two of the legs are wings, right? lol

    Max Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all six are attached to the thorax!! No, Chad, there are no legs attached to the abdomen.

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I ever hear mentioned is "the bee's knees".

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    #41

    It's pronounced GIF

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    Steve D
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As everyone must know by now, Stephen Wilhite, one of the lead inventors of the GIF, always insisted on a soft G. "While there have been long-standing debates about the correct pronunciation of the image format, Wilhite was very clear on how he intended for it to be said. In 2013, he told The New York Times, 'The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations. They are wrong. It is a soft "G," pronounced "jif." End of story.'" (from Wilhite's obituary: https://www.theverge.com/2022/3/23/22992066/stephen-wilhite-gif-creator-dies) If you were a CompuServe user in the early days (1980s), as I was (yeah, I know I'm dating myself), the idea of a hard G would never have crossed your mind.

    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1AL2EMvVy0 But most say Gif, so why change it?

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    Annymoose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When graphics is pronounced jraphics I'll say jif.

    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Logically, an acronym should be pronounced to show its derivation, so the G should be sounded like the one at the beginning of the word Graphical. No question.

    walkabout
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the same way about HEPA. It's a High Efficiancy (hard E) Particulate Absorber. But maybe they are High-efficiancy Particulate Absorbing (HPA) filters. What about HePA? Anyway, I have pissed away almost an hour of the ruling class's precious first dark hour of DST on BP and am ready to work. My first task is to request a day of PTO so I may serve my country on November 7.

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    Diolla
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha. You should hear how we pronounce it in Dutch. That G is so hard I cannot even think of an English equivalent sound. Think of scraping your throat before spitting.

    Tracy Wallick
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GIF stands for Graphic Interchange Format. Graphic is pronounced with a hard G. An image is a "GIFF", "JIFF" is a brand of peanut butter.

    Mimi M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Graphic InterFace. And pronounced as such.

    Janet C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care what the inventor said, it stands for GRAPHIC Interface Format. The G is hard.

    Magna Linnevers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard G. Now this is my hill: It’s HIPAA regulations, not HIPPA like a dyslexic hippo or a Hippie trying to be creative! If you are going to spout about HIPPA laws, please do us all a favor and at least know what it means first. Health Information Portability and Accountability Act - HIPAA!

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