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Woman Messes Up Sister’s Birthday By Swallowing Her Present And It’s Hilariously Embarrassing
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Woman Messes Up Sister’s Birthday By Swallowing Her Present And It’s Hilariously Embarrassing

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Throughout humanity’s history, people have always surprised each other by how crazily stupid they can be. Many of these embarrassing moments get lost in time or hidden away from the public. But sometimes it’s the contrary – people share their learned lessons. Today, thanks to the Internet, a new story has emerged about a person who regretted her decisions immediately. As you will see, it never gets boring in the realm of stupidity.

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    Naturally, people couldn’t stop laughing at this hilarious fail

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    Georgia Valentine
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can confirm that working night shifts does weird things to people's brains!

    Chris Pitch
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have a full on conversation with someone at the end of the shift, makes sense to you but the person is looking at you like what??? "I said...gerfumple coffee and mashing rocks tomorrow"

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    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This story will be told at Thanksgiving dinner every year for the rest of your life, lol.

    C V
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coulda just gone and thrown it up real quick. I did that when I accidentally swallowed part of my piercing. Literally no big deal. Would have saved a lot of money and hassle.

    Rafaella Bueno
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everyone can throw up on demand. I know I can't, and I have tried. But I agree going to the hospital was overkill... it's a just a small ring and she's not a child, it's obvious that it would come out the other end eventually.

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    Lu
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...but why eat it and swallow it? Whatever impulse she was feeling, that seemed like the worst choice for her sister AND herself.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't stop laughing. Luckily, the little sister made the best of it and now has a funny story to tell. Hm, I wonder if she's planning some kind of prank as a revenge...🤔😈 .....or if everyone finding out about it is revenge enough

    Jaekry
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're making health care / system pay? ... | mean the joke is funny, going to ER for something this utterly simple... (Just wait and the s**t will happen...) is utterly...

    Samantha Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you said she's followed her her present like are you OK because like if I got stuck in your throat that would've been terrible

    Noez
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like 30 years ago my older sisters and I were playing some boardgame and they teamed up against me over and over again. Finally I took the dice, swallowed them and walked away. Little sister 4 life!

    Effseven Six
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can vouch that being half asleep is a dangerous state to be in. Things can happen...... strange regrettable things...

    MammaG
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY did you go to the E.R.? I hope you're in the U.S. and have to pay. How dare you waste emergency resources for this.

    Kiki
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she did it on purpose to be a b***h and then used this as an excuse.

    Jasmine Sunflower Laake
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you have to check every piece of, er, feces until you found it? How did that go....

    Elizabeth
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it wasn't damaged by it's unexpected adventure through the digestive system. Siblings are awesome and suck at the same time!

    Just a Purpler
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahhaha but it's all innocent and will be nothing more than hilarious in the future if it isn't to them already XD

    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why they take X-rays of small objects like this? People, especially small children, have eaten rings and coins as long as those have existed and it is usually harmless and you just have to wait until it comes out naturally. I understand the X-ray if she would have swallowed something more dangerous.

    Petya
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case it's stuck somewhere it shouldn't be. Also, it can go in the trachea instead and this is really dangerous. I suppose it's a case of "Better safe then sorry". Probably most things come out naturally, but there would be 1% that don't that don't, so they check to make sure you won't be this 1%. In my country, as far as I know, if you aren't feeling bad, they would tell you to wait 1-2 days for nature to take it's course and if it still haven't come out after that, only then they would took and X-ray to check where it is.

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    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think the sister expected a magician for her birthday. "For my next trick, I will pass this stone through my body!"

    Carmen Elena
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha I think I wanna how the hell she took the ring out of her poop XD I know: I´m gonna regret it. XD

    TJler
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    I just looked up this story on snopes and it is b******t. Just another "woman" seeking the approval of man. So sad to still see this in society today.

    Susan
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    People who don't know why they do things have very serious problems, and are in fact dangerous. If this is a true story, it is really not a laughing matter. People who do such things may seem mostly normal, but they are not. This woman needs to seek out a mental health professional, and she needs to carefully monitor her impluses as best she can while getting treatment. She must not allow herself to be alone with a vulnerable person. I worked as a companion for people with special needs for many years. People with certain kinds of very serious problems appear to be perfectly normal to most people, but without treatment, and without being taught self-control, they are a danger to themselves and others. Please heed my warning. Take care of yourself and others.

    Rafaella Bueno
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're overreacting. She was just sleep deprived and still not fully awake and did a stupid thing she instantly realized was stupid. People do stupid things all the time when distracted.

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    dikaxiz
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    6 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    best and surprising site that will work blow you away, about famous celebs hobbies, likes and dislikes, click the link and then click RUSH MY TRIAL: https://bit.ly/2BwMWea

    Georgia Valentine
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can confirm that working night shifts does weird things to people's brains!

    Chris Pitch
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have a full on conversation with someone at the end of the shift, makes sense to you but the person is looking at you like what??? "I said...gerfumple coffee and mashing rocks tomorrow"

    Load More Replies...
    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This story will be told at Thanksgiving dinner every year for the rest of your life, lol.

    C V
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coulda just gone and thrown it up real quick. I did that when I accidentally swallowed part of my piercing. Literally no big deal. Would have saved a lot of money and hassle.

    Rafaella Bueno
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everyone can throw up on demand. I know I can't, and I have tried. But I agree going to the hospital was overkill... it's a just a small ring and she's not a child, it's obvious that it would come out the other end eventually.

    Load More Replies...
    Lu
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...but why eat it and swallow it? Whatever impulse she was feeling, that seemed like the worst choice for her sister AND herself.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't stop laughing. Luckily, the little sister made the best of it and now has a funny story to tell. Hm, I wonder if she's planning some kind of prank as a revenge...🤔😈 .....or if everyone finding out about it is revenge enough

    Jaekry
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're making health care / system pay? ... | mean the joke is funny, going to ER for something this utterly simple... (Just wait and the s**t will happen...) is utterly...

    Samantha Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you said she's followed her her present like are you OK because like if I got stuck in your throat that would've been terrible

    Noez
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like 30 years ago my older sisters and I were playing some boardgame and they teamed up against me over and over again. Finally I took the dice, swallowed them and walked away. Little sister 4 life!

    Effseven Six
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can vouch that being half asleep is a dangerous state to be in. Things can happen...... strange regrettable things...

    MammaG
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY did you go to the E.R.? I hope you're in the U.S. and have to pay. How dare you waste emergency resources for this.

    Kiki
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she did it on purpose to be a b***h and then used this as an excuse.

    Jasmine Sunflower Laake
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you have to check every piece of, er, feces until you found it? How did that go....

    Elizabeth
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it wasn't damaged by it's unexpected adventure through the digestive system. Siblings are awesome and suck at the same time!

    Just a Purpler
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahhaha but it's all innocent and will be nothing more than hilarious in the future if it isn't to them already XD

    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why they take X-rays of small objects like this? People, especially small children, have eaten rings and coins as long as those have existed and it is usually harmless and you just have to wait until it comes out naturally. I understand the X-ray if she would have swallowed something more dangerous.

    Petya
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case it's stuck somewhere it shouldn't be. Also, it can go in the trachea instead and this is really dangerous. I suppose it's a case of "Better safe then sorry". Probably most things come out naturally, but there would be 1% that don't that don't, so they check to make sure you won't be this 1%. In my country, as far as I know, if you aren't feeling bad, they would tell you to wait 1-2 days for nature to take it's course and if it still haven't come out after that, only then they would took and X-ray to check where it is.

    Load More Replies...
    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think the sister expected a magician for her birthday. "For my next trick, I will pass this stone through my body!"

    Carmen Elena
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha I think I wanna how the hell she took the ring out of her poop XD I know: I´m gonna regret it. XD

    TJler
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    I just looked up this story on snopes and it is b******t. Just another "woman" seeking the approval of man. So sad to still see this in society today.

    Susan
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    People who don't know why they do things have very serious problems, and are in fact dangerous. If this is a true story, it is really not a laughing matter. People who do such things may seem mostly normal, but they are not. This woman needs to seek out a mental health professional, and she needs to carefully monitor her impluses as best she can while getting treatment. She must not allow herself to be alone with a vulnerable person. I worked as a companion for people with special needs for many years. People with certain kinds of very serious problems appear to be perfectly normal to most people, but without treatment, and without being taught self-control, they are a danger to themselves and others. Please heed my warning. Take care of yourself and others.

    Rafaella Bueno
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're overreacting. She was just sleep deprived and still not fully awake and did a stupid thing she instantly realized was stupid. People do stupid things all the time when distracted.

    Load More Replies...
    dikaxiz
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    best and surprising site that will work blow you away, about famous celebs hobbies, likes and dislikes, click the link and then click RUSH MY TRIAL: https://bit.ly/2BwMWea

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