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Valentine’s Day is nearly here! For many of us this means joy and romance, but for others it is simply a reminder of how lonely and undesirable they are. And of course there are plenty of people who think that the whole thing is a fake, materialistic day for gullible people who can’t think for themselves and need cues on how and when to act.

What we have here are cynical, single people who know it, own it and deal with it in the best possible way, with humor! We here at Bored Panda have put together a list of the darkest and most hilariously self-deprecating tweets about being single that we could find. Because why should single life be a drag? So if you are single this Valentine’s Day, and do feel a little low about it, check out the list below and have a chuckle, coz you’re certainly not alone!

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    Aqua Sky
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna be that old lady who lives with 99 cats... I don't even like cats that much.

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    Lomion
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All my life is an internal fight: the infuriating desire to correct spelling versus the desire to have at least a couple of friends...

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    aurora.australis
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you and your equally single bestfriend start hating the same person

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    DannyG
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'll at least you don't have to deal with the s**t from other persons.

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    ItsYaBoi
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you kill it and start a villainous life alone and you'll be forever alone and this is getting too depressed

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    Asia
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny but sometimes I think exactly like that. But then I laugh at myself. But then I don't.

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