He should have ordered a Tokyo.

If Kafka had been born after 1950

Sometimes 14

And….I have just witnessed another dad joke!

Santa Blahs.

One louder!

You know, that explains a LOT about Conservatives!

I mean... the blame won't help

Finally! A soft can-opener that knows its place!

I love mushrooms and puns.

Ya t****r, ya!

Well they are made with high fructose corn syrup...

Upvote for caption. That's funny stuff!

I once asked an employee at a local 'everything' type store where the pipe cleaners were and I was directed to the aisle with Draino. I finally found them but they are called 'fuzzy sticks' now.

o.k. What's with the pies and the alien in a glass helmet? ...and in this one, what's with the lit dynamite over the door jam? ...and the pie ...and do you realize his binary name converts to a paragraph mark? ...or 182 in 10-base. Ah, I think that edible is kicking in...

Either that... or a bagpipe. Maybe an accordion?

Add a pencil-thin mustache, bags under the eyes, and a paler complexion. He's a young Gomez Addams.

Now THAT'S funny!

How did you find him?!

You would have more room if you left all the kids behind.

To be fair, he's not wrong. Bread is good.

The alien is a dog 🥰

I've said it before, and I'll say it again... geese are a******s

There;s that pie again.

Sorry,what?

He’s trying his best and living his dream.

“Is that a compliment, pop?”

The "School sucks" bumper sticker should of outsold all.

What? No PIE??

A one and a two and a...

Rene Magritte is an inspiration to him. He was a Belgian surrealist artist. I googled him, his work is quite interesting.

Ummm, they're bolts, thank you LOL

Piraro generally includes one or more of the following items: eyeball, alien in spaceship, slice of pie, bunny, dynamite, pipe, bird, crown, and/or shoe. [Edit: Forgot he also uses the number "02" and the combination "K2."]

"Check, please!"

Money: The original recyclable.