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30 Dead-On Tweets On Being Over 40, Posted In This Viral Thread Started By Steve Harvey
It sounds incredible, but back at the turn of the 19th and 20th centuries, the average human life expectancy around the world was about forty years, so if your age started with a four, you could definitely call yourself lucky in those days. After more than a century, everything has changed drastically, and today we perceive our 40s mostly as the middle of our life.
In any case, as someone approaching 42, I can tell you that this is truly a nice age. Like, however, any age. And recently, renowned entertainer Steve Harvey started a viral Twitter thread about La-La-Land... sorry, about signs of being in your 40s, and some answers there are damn right and no less damn hilarious. So here's the list with the most spot-on tweets collected for you by Bored Panda!
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For the kids...there was a piece of the cassette that could be removed to prevent overwriting the tape. Putting sticky tape over it allowed one to record over whatever was on there.
Those who are now in their 40s are Gen X'ers and partially Millennials, which means that they fully caught perhaps the most incredible period in the history of humanity, when our life gradually moved online, and a wide variety of analog things gave way to digital services. The period when all sorts of "worldly wisdom" that we were regaled with by our parents and elders in general turned over time into amusing absurdities. Like, for example, that very statement that we will not always have a calculator with us. Well, yes, on the other hand, they are partly right - for example, on my smartphone, the calculator application is on the second screen, not on the first...
And even at 40+, health begins to remind us of itself. No, not really. We just start to realize that there is also such a problem, and if at the age of twenty we could hang out all night and then feel great in the morning, at thirty we could hang out all night and in the morning feel like, well, after hanging out all night, then after forty, we sleep all night and in the morning, we sometimes still feel like we've been hanging out all night. And it all comes from, for example, having slept in an uncomfortable position.
That is, if the kids let us sleep at all. Your social media feed is gradually filled with photos from holidays and sports competitions - only these are no longer you and your friends, but their offspring. You finally understand what an amazing thing a minivan actually is!
On the other hand, if you are forty or over, then you have seen a lot of really wonderful things. You saw Michael Jordan on the court with your own eyes, watched Michael Jackson just standing silent on the stage during the Superbowl XXVII Halftime Show, and weeped when Jack Dawson sank after the Titanic. You have a lot of "analog" skills that are unlikely to ever come in handy, but you can amuse the youth, or, well, your friends' kids when they come over. And you're also gradually moving from the "cool dude" category to the "weird guy" cohort. But that doesn't bother you, damn it, because it's, to paraphrase Frank Sinatra, 'August of your years!'
Is that...? It is! Hark! A squirrel approaches! Make haste and away with him!
Well, there are many things that can easily identify a person in their 40s, both amusing and sad. But at the end of the day, each age has its own undeniable advantages - and if you are now forty, then this is that invaluable alloy when you already have worldly experience, but there is still strength. Okay, even if your back hurts in the morning. So what? Anyway, it won't hurt to scroll this selection to the very end, crack up at the most spot-on submissions and maybe add some more apt and witty signs from your own - in case you, like me myself, are at this really wonderful age!
Before you're 30, you're in warranty, your head will grow back if it has to. Not even your hair after that.
and then you hear it on the "golden oldies" or "retro classics" station on the radio while you're driving and almost drive off the road.
I don't really like being in my 40's, but I've got a brilliant plan. All I have to do is wait.
My son thought I paralyzed myself last week when I stood up and every bone from my knees to the middle of my back popped at once
I’m so 40s. I’m so 40s it hurts. …no, I mean literally, my back hurts, my knees hurt… XD
Can relate to every one of these. 20-year-old me: I AM INVINCIBLE!!!! 45-year-old me: Measures all clothing by its 'comfort factor'.
The truth is...books in covers, paper, smell, touch..cannot be replaced. I got a Kindle as a birthday present and it is great...but i cannot open it and read more than a ..page.
Oh my god. I can relate to the nostalgia, but what the hell mangled these poor people to turn them into world weary, pill popping, rusty tin men hobbling around in the twilight of their lives? I'm in my 50's and I don't have any of these symptoms. And it's not like I'm taking good care of myself. I drink, smoke, eat horrible food like objects, never sleep, don't exercise. They sound like they've been through a meat grinder.
Well lucky you, but you are in the minority. Maybe you’ve got good genes. I’m 45 and I rarely drink, don’t smoke, eat well, exercise… and still I have back and knee problems, and wake up in pain every single day. It sucks.
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My son thought I paralyzed myself last week when I stood up and every bone from my knees to the middle of my back popped at once
I’m so 40s. I’m so 40s it hurts. …no, I mean literally, my back hurts, my knees hurt… XD
Can relate to every one of these. 20-year-old me: I AM INVINCIBLE!!!! 45-year-old me: Measures all clothing by its 'comfort factor'.
The truth is...books in covers, paper, smell, touch..cannot be replaced. I got a Kindle as a birthday present and it is great...but i cannot open it and read more than a ..page.
Oh my god. I can relate to the nostalgia, but what the hell mangled these poor people to turn them into world weary, pill popping, rusty tin men hobbling around in the twilight of their lives? I'm in my 50's and I don't have any of these symptoms. And it's not like I'm taking good care of myself. I drink, smoke, eat horrible food like objects, never sleep, don't exercise. They sound like they've been through a meat grinder.
Well lucky you, but you are in the minority. Maybe you’ve got good genes. I’m 45 and I rarely drink, don’t smoke, eat well, exercise… and still I have back and knee problems, and wake up in pain every single day. It sucks.
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