These Clorox tablets might look like they give you minty fresh breath, but you will be in for quite the surprise!

These forbidden Dippin' Dots are much more likely to wash out your mouth than they are to bring you any joy. But considering the Tide Pod challenge, a scent booster beads challenge doesn't seem too far-fetched!

Before ordering this ice-cream sandwich, you might want to check its measurements... But if you are in the market for an inflatable mattress, look no further!

"Show up at a party with a grazing board/charcuterie, sprinkle these among the spread, wait for someone to fall victim to your schemes." - NeinRegrets

Adding wax melts to a charcuterie board sounds like pure evil but we will be penciling it in for April Fool's Day next year!

"My intrusive thoughts are winning. I want it." - Invictt25

The fact that this urinal screen is cherry-scented really doesn't help your case...

"I just woke up and my dumbass was like "why'd they post a pic of a floating cracker" before noticing the sub" - Neruwi

As if we needed another reason to hate spiders, we now need to think of THIS haunted image we crave a Ritz Cracker.

These forbidden mashed potatoes already have us dreaming of Turkey Day dinner (and the subsequent leftovers), but alas, it's a mere candle.

This forbidden cinnamon role might look irresistible to you but at least these citronella incense coils will keep you bite-free!

"Looks like cotton candy dippin dots and I need some immediately" - fourthflush

Although this healing crystal gives off candy energy, it's the healing energy you should be interested in.

Not only does Fabuloso cleaning liquid LOOK like yummy juice, but everything from the smell to the font and image design screams "Drink me!"

Latex paint is probably as far removed from condensed milk as you can get, yet, we are still curious...

"I see your comment saying its printing ink and raise you a I don’t believe you I’m eating it
Edit: spelling… imma mess" - stevenjiffy

We just wonder how printers don't crave a slathering of Nutella every time they use this brown printer's ink.

We are glad to know that we aren't the only weirdos who think anything is food. But we are also hastily adding peppermint sticks to our carts to curb those cravings.

Why do they make literal poison look so appetizing? We prefer our insect-killer neon green (or some other color that screams "warning").

As boba, this doesn't go down so well. But as an air fresher, this is marvelous!

"That’s a good one. I had to zoom in because I thought it was just Ramen and soy sauce." - Alfred_The_Sartan

These forbidden noodles will most likely have your stomach in knots so best stay away from the soy-covered elastic bands.

We guess when survival mode kicks in, everything can look like Cocoa Puffs if you imagine hard enough!

"This is the kind of cotton candy that comes with a plot twist 'Do not eat' just became the ultimate test of willpower!" - CurvySunshineGal

Admit it, we have all tried to lick some cotton wool at one point or another. No? Just us? Oops...

"I had a coworker years ago who put some of the green ones in his mouth, thinking they were sweets. I was laughing too hard to tell him they'd already been in someone's ears from the previous shift" -ThatsMeWelshy

When you are done gagging at the thought of that, add a tub of foam earplugs to your cart to drown out the noise from your lousy neighbor.