We’re Not Sure Why These 20 Things Exist, But We Kinda Want Them
Ever scrolled through Amazon late at night and stumbled upon something that made you do a double-take? We're not talking about those "As Seen on TV" gadgets or questionable fashion choices; we're talking about the truly bizarre, the head-scratchingly weird, the products that make you wonder if someone spiked your coffee with a dash of absurdity.
Get ready to embark on a hilarious journey through the depths of Amazon's oddest offerings. We've unearthed 20 of the most unexpected and downright strange products that will leave you chuckling, cringing, and probably rethinking some life choices. From gadgets that defy explanation to home decor that's straight out of a fever dream, these finds are proof that there's truly something for everyone on Amazon, even if that "something" is a little bit... offbeat.
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Rest In Peace... And Luxury! This 18 Gauge Metal Casket Is The Final Upgrade We Bet You Didnt Think You Could Find On Amazon
Review: "Haven’t heard a single peep from grandma since she received this" - Cara
Forget Mermaids, This Shower Curtain Features The Real Ruler Of The Seas - A Fearless Feline Riding A Shark!
Review: "Did this shower curtain irritate my wife? Yes. Was it worth it? Also yes. My kids think it's hilarious and that's a win in my book. The quality seems good. The weighted magnets help keep the curtain down. It comes with extra hooks which makes this a pretty good value. Super easy to set up, if you can't figure that one out, I can't help you. Easy to clean, just take the hooks off and throw in the washer. Overall another great a random purchase off Amazon to make me laugh and make me question if I am ever going to mature." - AMac
Bad Hair Day? Not Anymore! This Fish Bone Hair Clip Will Tame Your Mane And Leave You Looking Reef-Reshingly Stylish
Review: "This clip is such a vibe. I think it is the cutest thing and it is heavy duty. The spring is no joke and your hair will stay in place. I do have fine hair but I can see it working on thicker and medium strands." - alexis koronkiewicz
Your Car, Your Fridge, Your Houseplant... Anything Can Come Alive With These Giant Googly Eyes!
Review: "These are one of the more silly things I have found on Amazon, and I absolutely love them. They google quite well, and are the size of dinner plates. My coworker stuck them in an office window looking out, which has led to tons of fun with passersby. Will buy again when I figure out another good place to put them." - Kristi
Work From Home Got A Whole Lot More Paw-Ductive With This Hilarious Cardboard Laptop Cat Scratcher!
Review: "I got this from my daughter’s two cats after seeing it on Instagram. Oh my goodness this is so cute. Her cats absolutely love it. They like rubbing up against the cardboard “screen “and really love playing with that little mouse. Such a clever idea and we love all the little photos of the cats like they’re on a zoom call. Super cute highly recommend." - Tracy R.
Forget Birdwatching, This Is Bird-Roasting! The Field Guide To Dumb Birds Of The Whole Stupid World Is The Hilarious Guide To The World's Most Clueless Avians
Review: "Serious birder here and this book is extremely clever, witty and funny, and a pretty accurate description on the birds with hilarious names! Bought several copies to give as gifts for my other bird nerds!" - Timothy
No More Cheese-Tastrophes! This Moo Moo Container Will Keep Your Cheese Slices From Turning Into A Science Experiment In Your Fridge
Review: "So cute absolutely love can hold a lot of cheeses I just need to refill but it’s so cute and definitely gives a cuter addition if you’re like me who likes to have cute stuff for simple things" - Stephanie
For stuff that has never been in or near a cow. Fake cheese inside a cow. YUCK
But hold your horses, fellow internet adventurers, because we've only just begun to explore the wacky world of Amazon's strangest offerings. These next few finds are so bizarre, they'll make you wonder if you accidentally stumbled into an alternate universe where logic and common sense have been replaced by sheer, unadulterated absurdity.
Your Fingers Are About To Become The Stars Of Your Next TikTok! These Tiny Finger Hands Are The Hilarious Props You Need To Create Viral Videos Or Turn Your Cat Into A Distinguished Gentleman
Review: "I honestly can't believe how much I've been amusing myself with these hands. It's the best random thing I've ever bought on a whim on Amazon." - Michael P. Puskas
Finally, A Way To Put Your Phone In Timeout! This Mobile Phone Jail Will Help You (Or Your Kids) Break Free From Screen Addiction
Review: "Such a great idea. Does its job. We dont have to actually lock it. The point is to help you not look at your phone. I don’t think we realized how much we looked at our phones until we used this jail. We put our phones in here for 2 hrs each day. During that time we have dinner and play a family game. My 5 year old son loves it. He collects our phones each night and loves to put them in the jail." - gjohnson
Is Your Dog A Little Bit Goofy? This Propeller Hat Is The Perfect Way To Embrace Their Silly Side
Review: "I got this hat for my new grand dog. He looks a lot like the dog in the photo. People are scared of him because he’s a pit mix. How can you be afraid of a doggie wearing a cute hat?" - Amazon Customer
"Doo"-Ty Calls! This Funny Dog Poop Bag Holder Makes Cleanup A Walk In The Park (Literally)
Review: "Everybody you walk by gets a kick out of it and they love it.They all make comments when I walk The dogs. It's hysterical.Everybody should get one.It's so funny.The ones in the stores are dumb.Looking and their Hard as a rock. I bought 13 of them so far because they are a hit with everyone." - Piebuddy
Your Face Is About To Have A Party...and You're Invited! Get Ready For The Fizzy Fun Of This Milky Piggy Carbonated Bubble Clay Mask
Review: "I look crazy 😂 , my family was laughing so hard at me . The mask felt good although I felt like I was snorting it at times but in the end my skin felt tight and looked clean. This is my 5th item from this brand so far none have let me down ." - Ciara
Move Over, Fabio, There's A New Alpha Male In Town! Taken By The T-Rex Is The Steamy Read That'll Have You Roaring For More
Review: "I bought this because I wanted to see how the sex would work between a giant lizard and a human sized female. It works, just as you might imagine it'd work. In fact, I got the sense that it was well researched as far as size of the lizard and its various appendages. I'm talking the little fore arms here. There really isn't that much sex in this. It's actually got more story than most. The T-Rex has the character qualities of most of the alpha males in smutty stories, which really cracks me up. I give this book four stars for being so daring and transgressive. Well done." - HP
Think Cats Can't Groove? Think Again! Dancing With Cats Will Have You And Your Feline Friend Waltzing In No Time
Review: "My cat was never a dancer. An artist? Yes. A rapper? Of course! But a dancer, she would have none of that. I read this book to my cat every night for one year. She cried through most of it. She still won't dance with me." - Kristi
And just when you thought things couldn't get any stranger, we're hitting you with a final wave of Amazon oddities that will leave you wondering, "Who on earth would buy that?" (spoiler, the answer is "us"). But hey, that's the beauty of the internet - it's a place where even the most niche and unusual products can find a loving home.
Your Floor Is About To Become The Comfiest Spot In The House! This Cute Cartoon Seat Cushion Is So Plush And Supportive, You Might Never Get Up Again
Review: "i love this duck seat cushion it's very soft and also super cute" - yuping yin
Forget Awkward Petting Sessions, This Cat Grooming Brush Lets You Bond With Your Feline Friend Like A Mama Cat
Review: "Works good as brush but my cat will NOT let me come at him with this thing in my mouth." - Melanie Hull
Your Bathroom Is About To Get A Whole Lot Cheekier With This Orange Tabby Cat Tissue Holder. It's The Perfect Blend Of Cute And Quirky
Review: "Well, don’t drink and Amazon. But I’m sooooo glad I did! For some reason I thought it was small for those little travel kleenex packets - however this thing is LIFE SIZED! Which makes it that much more hilarious when I give it for a white elephant gift! Very sturdy & well made." - SR
Finally, A Hammer That Perfectly Matches Your Manicure! This Ladies 8-Ounce Claw Hammer Is The Adorable (But Surprisingly Effective) Tool Every DIY-Diva Needs
Review: "I got this gift for my grandma, my grandpa is legally blind and cannot do a lot of work around the house anymore so it's up to my grandma to fix little things that he can't anymore. She loves the pink color and says it works very well. Her last hammer broke, so she was looking for a more durable hammer this time. She and I are very pleased with the product and recommend it for you or your family member!" - ellie hilderbrand
Think Your Neighbor's Cat Is A Little Too Comfortable In Your Yard? This Wolf Urine Lure Will Have Them Rethinking Their Territory!
Review: "Does not taste good AT ALL. Bought a 16oz bottle, was barely able to get through a sip before I felt sick. Do not buy this product if you're looking for wolf urine with rich flavors." - Nico
Imagine if you accidentally got some on yourself and wolves started following you around.
Netflix And Chill, But Make It Horizontal. These Lazy Glasses Let You Binge-Watch In Ultimate Comfort
Review: "Glasses are a great fit and very cool looks like your tv is on the ceiling. Also puts your neck in a comfortable and ideal position while laying down to read or watch tv. Some reviews state that the glasses are heavy or won't stay on, but they are not meant to wear sitting upright. I had no issues with the weight while laying down with them on. Great glasses and great price. Highly recommend." - Shoptildrop2
aside from lazy, i know a couple people who suffer from vertigo who use these when they have attacks and have to stay lying down for hours at a time.