If you are a busy parent, and don’t have an idea what to buy for your kids, here are some very interesting offers.

BABY TRAP CHAIR

Perfect gift for you little girl or boy. But be prepared to pay a psychiatrist after giving that to your kid.

HAPPY HEAVY BALL AND FUNNY CAGE

It’s funny that the manufacturing company’s name is “Control Toys”. Maybe they have something in common with the Spanish Inquisition.

LOVELY STRAIT JACKET

It’s a lovely strait jacket. Your kid will look amazing!

DIY VASECTOMY KIT

Having a perfect childhood depends on having that magnet kit!

EPIDERMITS

I dare you to find a kid who doesn’t want one of these for its birthday!

THE BREAST MILK BABY

Your little princess can breastfeed her own little baby. Without having to go through the trouble of hitting puberty first.

GOD ALMIGHTY

Jesus Christ, Dalai Lama, Buddha and my personal favourite Chief Rabbi.

BABY’S FIRST BABY

For Christmas you definitely need to buy this toy.Baby doll is having a baby which is also having a baby…sounds like a pretty good deal for me-3 toys in one.

LITTLE VET KID

If you kid want to become a vet just check out this toy. But maybe you will need to buy another dog too.

POOPY TIME FUN-SHAPES

I will just leave this here so you could think about it.You are welcome!

SUPERMAN SNUGLERSS

Who doesn’t want his kid to snuggle every night with Superman!

YOU CAN SHAVE THE BABY

I wonder what you will see when you shave the baby.

POO – DOUGH

It was actually a best-seller at 2013.

SHAPE SHIFTER

His crouch is on fire.

INFLATABLE COCK FIGHTING

Everything is written on the box. Don’t know what to say more!

UNICORN MEAT

Magic in every bite!

INFLATABLE “TRAIN”

You can make perfect children party with this interesting train.

TESTICLE AND PROSTATE

You could learn your little boy for testicle and prostate problems from early age.

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