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40 Unbelievably Wrong Opinions About The Female Body That Were Shared Online (New Pics)
Alright class, today we’re going to be labeling a diagram of the female reproductive system! Do you know the difference between the vagina, vulva, ovaries, uterus and urethra? Well, if you’re a man, there’s apparently a 50% chance you don't.
While some women enjoy having a little mystery in their love lives, being with someone who knows absolutely nothing about their anatomy is not what they mean. So in honor of all the overly confident men out there who make ignorant claims about women’s bodies, we’ve gathered some of our favorite posts from the Bad Women’s Anatomy subreddit down below. Enjoy reading through these facepalm-worthy posts, and be sure to upvote the ones that make you weep for straight women everywhere!
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#1
I Can’t Believe This Is Really A Thing
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#2
Just Wow
#3
Maybe Because Babies Come From Women's Womb
If you’re a straight woman, chances are the photos on this list will disappoint you but not surprise you. Unfortunately, many women have found themselves in relationships with men who couldn’t find a clitoris if their life depended on it. And while it does require being curious and caring enough to listen to women and learn about their anatomy to actually be able to label the female reproductive system, that’s certainly not rocket science. But if you ask any of the men featured in the Bad Women’s Anatomy subreddit, it might be even more challenging than rocket science…
This online group, which was created in 2014, has documented countless occurrences of men demonstrating just how little they know about the female body, but with great confidence. The group has amassed an impressive 566k members, and it showcases just how failed sex education is in many places (in schools and in homes). From judging women for having hair on their bodies to assuming you can tell who is a virgin based on how they feel, there seems to be no end to the amount of ignorant things men have said about women online.
#4
Nice Try, Guys
#5
The Cathedral Is A Myth
#6
Time Zones Are Weird. France Is In 2023 And The Us Is In 1823
Now, I want to be clear that this group is not shaming men in general. There are plenty of men out there who have no problem doing research on their own and talking to their partners to understand the female body. But the guys who feel comfortable spewing ignorant, misogynistic and downright ridiculous claims online about women’s bodies deserve to be called out. According to one survey, 17% reported that they didn’t think gynecological health issues was anything they needed to know or worry about, and a quarter admitted that they weren’t comfortable discussing gynecological health with their partner.
This is unsettling considering that gynecological cancers, including those of the ovaries, uterus, cervix, vulva and vagina, are the fourth most common cancer among women in the UK, killing thousands of women annually. It’s important for women to feel comfortable discussing these issues and for them to feel safe bringing them up in front of their partners. Plus, when men view women’s reproductive health as shameful or taboo, they’re likely to pass those beliefs onto their children as well, furthering the stigma surrounding women’s bodies.
#7
Pov: You're A Woman In A Doctor's Office
#8
Just Hold The Blood In
#9
That Rare Example Of Bad Anatomy Done Intentionally For Humour. That Is Actually Funny!
Unfortunately, men aren’t the only ones who have trouble identifying parts of the female reproductive system. According to a 2020 poll, one in ten women were unable to correctly label a diagram of their own reproductive system. 57% even admitted that they didn’t have as much knowledge about their own bodies as they probably should. When asked whose fault it was for having such a poor understanding of the female body, over a third of the women blamed teachers, while 28% pointed the finger at their parents. A quarter also said the government’s education standards were lacking, and 24% said religious organizations were a factor.
#10
“Dna Binds To Cells In The Brain”
Nea 1 year ago
I have a very poor sense of humour about even remotely offensive jokes but this made me lol.
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Monday 1 year ago
Well clearly men are diluting their DNA when they're with multiple women then!
Charity Angel 1 year ago
It doesn't work both ways, obviously. It's just the vag that does the absorbing of manly DNA, not the dong.
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Susie Elle 1 year ago (edited)
So technically that makes me a GMO? F**k yes. I hope the next portion of DNA I get will make me radioactive so all these f**kers can stay away from me.
Julie Schulz 1 year ago
Trying to understand that has made my brain hurt.
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Min 1 year ago
What gives all of these men the various delusions that they somehow physically change a woman's body? The absolute arrogant madness of it all!!
Richienotsorich 1 week ago
Lack of decent education and too many morons on the Internet!
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Paula Pattison 1 year ago
So it's like random wifi networks? Your phone spends the rest of its life trying to connect with the Travelodge you stayed in 3 years ago.
Captain McSmoot 1 year ago
At first, I thought he was saying women don't understand when they've killed too many people.
María Hermida 1 year ago
WHAAAAT????? Quit drugs, whoever you are, please. Your brain is rotting.
Max Fox 1 year ago
Weirdly, though, during pregnancy, DNA from the fetus can get into the woman's brain. However, that's just from the fetus, and can happen just during pregnancy: https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn22312-sons-dna-found-inside-mothers-brain/#:~:text=Fetal%20DNA%20can%20enter%20a,a%20phenomenon%20called%20fetal%20microchimerism.
Bookworm 1 year ago
That was my thought, too. I was wondering if this guy saw something about this phenomenon and all he absorbed was 'women can have male DNA in their body' and he came up with the rest of the crazy from there.
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EarthGrowl 1 year ago
The human brain doesn't have DNA receptors. Some DNA from a fetus is retained in the mother's body after birth. I swear! Why do men keep manufacturing excuses to cover for their own insecurities? Just admit it guys, you're afraid you will not measure up to the guys in her past. Back in more civilized times, the women who worked in the Temples dedicated to Goddesses of Love were powerful and respected members of society. Men worshipped the power of the vagina. If we bring that back men and women would all be happier. Men could have free sex and women would be respected.
mysterious(all pronouns) 1 year ago
A high body count is bad for anyone. Serial crime is bad, kids.
TruthoftheHeart 1 year ago
I really fear for my daughter, it seems men are just getting worse, anyone here with sons we better do right on raising them and end the cycle of dudes like this guy!!
Coyote Osborne 1 year ago
I'm presuming his friends deep within the earth that only he can hear told him this.
TimeTravellingKelli 1 year ago
Her brain "is trying to connect with all the men"?! That's a thing dudes worry about?? No problem, dude. Just stimulate the clitoris; it's the button that turns off the brain wifi.! ; D Bwahahahaha!
Anna Stephenson 1 year ago
This man sounds like he's connected with a few too many men himself- bay sh*t crazy!
Another Fool on the Hill 1 year ago
Oh, that's what women mean when they say, that men drive them crazy...💡
Winnie the Moo 1 year ago
These guys definitely went to the Sex Ad at Ontario Catholic School. 🤣
John’s Girl 1 year ago
I would like to think that the person asking for elaboration was not disappointed.🙄🤦♀️
Nano Iders 1 year ago
After reading about the non-existent clitoris I thought this thread couldn't get any more stupid. And WHAMMM!!!!!
Michael Largey 1 year ago
So the more contact a woman has with men, the crazier she becomes? Yes, I'm buying that.
Lena Flising 1 year ago
They are not absorbed by the vagina, but by the womb. The womb is developed to protect the woman AGAINST the fetus and the semen. They stay in the womb, they do not end up in the woman's brain. If I remember correctly, several sets of semen with the same DNA has an increased chance of impregnating the egg, but one set of semen with a different DNA after a lot of similar sets, ALSO has an increased chance of impregnating the egg. The guys who think a high body count is bad, just have to lead by example, and stay monogamous.
Jessica SpeLangm 1 year ago
I am SO happy I married an intelligent man. I'm off the market, so I don't have to worry about idiots like this trying to get in my pants. LMAO
Lena Flising 1 week ago
WOMEN don't understand how DNA works? How does the DNA pass the barrier into the brain? Does this happen to male gays too?
LGBTQpanda 8 months ago
Oh, please tell me that all of the women in his realm have decided that he MUST NOT procreate or even just touch one of us!
Princezz Puffypants 1 year ago
I mean, while the guy has some confusion, he actually is correct about DNA in semen. Women do, indeed, end up with male DNA embedded in their brain and other organs for decades or longer. This isn't even debated - it's just a scientific fact. What we don't yet know is how or to what extent that DNA affects a woman or her health.
Marvin HeartofGold (she/them) 1 year ago
Ah yes, this does explain why I've had past boyfriends call me 31 flavors of crazy.
Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 1 year ago
Wow. All right, that is the craziest thing I have read in a long line of lists.
David Shaw 1 year ago (edited)
I am going to invent a time machine. And then I am going to use it, not to kill Hitler or my own grandfather, but this moron's ancestors as far back as I can trace them. That entire bloodline needs to be weeded out with as much prejudice as is humanly possible.
Chris Sprucefield 1 year ago
... and this proves that "Idiocracy" is a present time documentary...
DetongLhamo 1 year ago
The insanity is astounding. What must it feel like to believe in stuff you just made up?
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 1 year ago
But I have a high body count, oh, you meant the other kind.
Sara Wilson 1 year ago
Women understand why MEN think a high body count on women is bad. Because they all want to believe their "woman" has saved herself all her life just for him and that no man has ever been able to please her they way she just KNEW he would and so waited and waited! Not realizing that he's probably just as bad as he's (hoping) any past lovers were, because only self absorbed idiots really think this
Ash 1 year ago
it is actually true that women can experience microchimerism from giving birth to a son, meaning that a very miniscule amount of his DNA and/or his father's DNA can remain in her body for up to 27 years, including in her brain. but it doesn't make her go crazy. it's TALKING to men that makes her go crazy. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3458919/
Kitten Fenerty 1 year ago
I have actually heard this before but not from this meme. It was a medical study. Heres a link https://www.aap.com.au/factcheck/male-dna-living-forever-in-women-after-sex-is-short-on-evidence/
Swinger Panda 1 year ago
Your "body count" Is the number of people you have had sex with. Also, if you happen to be a child, please go talk to a trusted adult about sex.
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Annette Easton 1 year ago
The scary thing is that I actually know someone who thinks like that.
#11
Trans People Live In This Dude's Head Rent Free (Cw For Transphobia)
#12
Comment From Someone Regarding A Suggestion That Period Products Should Be Free
This lack of knowledge can have serious impacts on women’s health as well. 52% of those surveyed said they don’t feel like they can properly advocate for themselves in doctor’s offices. And the top issues women want more information about are what the different organs do, menopause and perimenopause, when a woman is most fertile, how the reproductive system works, the stages of pregnancy, menstruation and puberty. While it’s easy to laugh about the unfortunate state of education we receive on the human reproductive systems, it’s not so funny to know that this leads to women being diagnosed later than men on average for over 700 diseases.
#13
Can’t Find His Brain
#14
Ah Yes, Put Water Inside Your Privates Girl!
#15
"5min Of Continuons Sex"
In the United States, in particular, part of the reason we understand so little about women’s bodies is because they weren’t required to be included in clinical research until 1993, when Congress finally passed the NIH Revitalization Act. And for some reason, decades later, the gender health gap persists, Priyanka Jain and Laine Bruzek write for Fortune. “To this day, we don’t truly know how women metabolize and react to many medicines, why some adverse reactions are more common in women, nor how women experience or manifest pain,” Jain and Bruzek note. “The efficacy, dosage, and side effects of many drugs were never tested on women.”
#16
Humanity Would Have Become Extinct A Long Time Ago
#17
As A Guy, I Can Definitely Say This Is What We Expect Now
Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago
So, as a man, the only sex you can get is through artificial intelligence fantasy? You know that’s a really sad situation, don’t you?
#18
On A Post Discussing The Misconception Of Intact Hymen=virginity
Clearly, as the photos on this list show, having a lack of understanding doesn’t stop many men from mansplaining away online about women’s bodies and health. But if you’re a man or a woman who’s actually interested in learning something about the female reproductive system you might not have known already, let’s start with discussing the menstrual cycle. According to the Cleveland Clinic, “Menstruation refers to the periodic shedding of your uterine lining when pregnancy doesn’t occur that cycle.” Most menstrual cycles take about 28 days and include three phases: follicular (when the egg develops), ovulatory (the releasing of the egg), and luteal (when hormone levels decrease if the egg doesn’t implant).
#19
A Girl Posts A Selfie For Her 18th Birthday… Cue Men Being Confused And Rude About The Fact That Women Have Body Hair
Liam Farranree 1 year ago
`"Upincoming female wolverine dc movie"- this comment has me more enraged than anything else on this page. Wolverine is Marvel goddamit.
#20
Woman Above +25 Are Old Hags…
#21
Um What
Women are born with all of the eggs that they’ll ever produce, which is typically about 1 million eggs at the time of birth. “By the time you reach puberty, only about 300,000 remain,” the Cleveland Clinic explains. “The number of eggs you have continues to decline as you age and menstruate each cycle. Fertility also declines with age due to the decreasing number and quality of your remaining eggs.”
#22
“9 Periods Per Year”
#23
“We Can Always Tell”
SadieCat17 1 year ago
Women don't have abdominal muscles obviously. We have a very complex system of stilts to keep ourselves upright.
#24
It's Not Like A Woman Is 72% More Likely To Be Seriously Injured And 17% More Likely To Die In A Car Crash
Cyndielouwhoo 1 year ago
They apply the same logic to drug trials: At one point they apparently set up a clinical study for a medication related to cervical cancer... with only men in the survey.
During this day in age, when many states in the US have enacted extremely strict regulations against abortion, spreading misinformation about women’s bodies can be incredibly dangerous. It’s funny to see an ignorant man tweet about how little he knows about vaginas, but it’s frightening when various aspects of women’s health are overlooked. Cardiologists aren’t even trained to recognize heart disease symptoms in women, and 53% of women who had heart attacks were turned away by their doctors. Women deserve better, and we deserve health care providers who understand our bodies. The information we need to stay healthy is out there; let’s make it mainstream.
#25
That's Actually False
#26
This Is Abhorrent, Even As A Joke
#27
A Place Full Of Girls
Are these photos making you want to send every man you know back to middle school sex education class? There’s nothing wrong with admitting that you don’t know something and taking the time to educate yourself, but spewing ignorant and downright ridiculous claims about women’s bodies is certain to get you shamed online. Keep upvoting the pics you find most ridiculous, and then if you’re interested in viewing even more photos that will make you facepalm, you can find Bored Panda’s last article featuring Bad Women’s Anatomy right here!
#28
The Secrets Out, Plus Size People Are Just Staying Super Hydrated
#29
When Questioned About The Blood All Over His Car, Convicted Serial Killer Said His Girlfriend’s Period Got All Over The Front Seat And Was Blown Out The Window Into The Backseat
SadieCat17 1 year ago
She must be one of those girls with an extra juicy uterine lining from the last post
#30
There's No Other Function For Boobs Than Sex Appeal
SadieCat17 1 year ago
I want them to shoot lasers out the nipples when you squeeze them so I can hunt down uneducated bigots
#31
“Females Need To Reach Orgasm By Penetration. It’s Biology.” -Someone Who Most Definitely Failed Biology
#32
Women Are Like...* Shuffles Deck *... Avocados!
#33
The Gallopan Tube
#34
Fellas, Is It Gay To Eat Pussy?
#35
Unclean
#36
From A Forensic Medicine Textbook
#37
There’s People Who Really Think Virgins Can’t Use Tampons
Shark Lady 1 year ago
Some people have been taught that if you are a virgin it's wrong to use a tampon. Proper sex education is desperately required.
#38
Maple Syrup Can Do What???
#39
Oh Yes! We Would Be Nothing Without Our Breasts
Bernd Herbert 1 year ago
no breasts no art? Is that the equation here? So when Monet painted his stunning impressionistic masterpieces of French scenery he was thinking of boobs? sure.
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Fembot 1 year ago
I don’t mind if you’re young and didn’t get any sex ed: but please, please try to find reliable sources of information. Which is not that easy, apparently 🙈
Charity Angel 1 year ago
The trouble is, the terrible stuff is usually easier to find, and it's possible that conservative parents and/or schools might block access to the right resources. Some of this lot are clearly ignorant and/or misogynists (especially the women), but there are definitely some kids just in need of a decent biology lesson or two.
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Tucker Cahooter 1 year ago
For me, the classic was the guy who tried to correct to a *female gynecologist* in relation to the term vulva (he was adamant vagina was the correct term and, when corrected, just doubled down on it and wrote a whole screed on it rather than admitting he was wrong)
tater.gonna.tot 1 year ago
Did anyone make it through the whole list? I couldn't even make it half way. My soul is crushed
similarly 1 year ago
I couldn't finish this. People: "sex education" isn't just about sex. It's about the human body and understanding the human body. EVERYBODY should know this stuff. It's science. Why should men not be taught about women's bodies? Why should women not be taught about men's bodies? This is basic anatomy, a fact of life. It's shameful the things people don't know.
Amelia Jade 1 year ago
Husband's coworker was bragging about giving his wife s**t because she was too much of a wimp to get a prostate exam.
Florencia Renedo 1 year ago
Perhaps men should take a test and get a license for women to check before allowing them anywhere near their bodies!
Getyourownhobby 1 year ago
Are there any equivalent misconceptions about the male body that we can see? From women? I think that men may have plenty but it would be interesting to see how many text books have crazy ideas about men's gonads based on their sexual history or where women have got it wrong in the same way as here.
Sky Render 1 year ago
That would require a culture where men don't dominate the direction of medicine. Though it is true that most men know nothing of the inner workings of their reproductive system. I've yet to meet any average Joe who knows what the prostatic utricle is, for example.
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mandy the capibara 1 year ago
Sigh. I can only say: " I lay my eyes upon your field of evidence and see that it is barren..."
Brocken Blue 1 year ago
Agreed… but then the idiots who made these posts would probably have a theory about how pleasurable sex makes woman barren or some other idiocy that got laughed out of the 14th century 🤦
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Livingwithcfs 1 year ago
Oh the ignorance 😱 something very wrong about that lack of human biology and sex education that seems to exist from what some comments say.... (shakes head in confused disgust)
Fembot 1 year ago
I don’t mind if you’re young and didn’t get any sex ed: but please, please try to find reliable sources of information. Which is not that easy, apparently 🙈
Charity Angel 1 year ago
The trouble is, the terrible stuff is usually easier to find, and it's possible that conservative parents and/or schools might block access to the right resources. Some of this lot are clearly ignorant and/or misogynists (especially the women), but there are definitely some kids just in need of a decent biology lesson or two.
Load More Replies... Tucker Cahooter 1 year ago
For me, the classic was the guy who tried to correct to a *female gynecologist* in relation to the term vulva (he was adamant vagina was the correct term and, when corrected, just doubled down on it and wrote a whole screed on it rather than admitting he was wrong)
tater.gonna.tot 1 year ago
Did anyone make it through the whole list? I couldn't even make it half way. My soul is crushed
similarly 1 year ago
I couldn't finish this. People: "sex education" isn't just about sex. It's about the human body and understanding the human body. EVERYBODY should know this stuff. It's science. Why should men not be taught about women's bodies? Why should women not be taught about men's bodies? This is basic anatomy, a fact of life. It's shameful the things people don't know.
Amelia Jade 1 year ago
Husband's coworker was bragging about giving his wife s**t because she was too much of a wimp to get a prostate exam.
Florencia Renedo 1 year ago
Perhaps men should take a test and get a license for women to check before allowing them anywhere near their bodies!
Getyourownhobby 1 year ago
Are there any equivalent misconceptions about the male body that we can see? From women? I think that men may have plenty but it would be interesting to see how many text books have crazy ideas about men's gonads based on their sexual history or where women have got it wrong in the same way as here.
Sky Render 1 year ago
That would require a culture where men don't dominate the direction of medicine. Though it is true that most men know nothing of the inner workings of their reproductive system. I've yet to meet any average Joe who knows what the prostatic utricle is, for example.
Load More Replies... mandy the capibara 1 year ago
Sigh. I can only say: " I lay my eyes upon your field of evidence and see that it is barren..."
Brocken Blue 1 year ago
Agreed… but then the idiots who made these posts would probably have a theory about how pleasurable sex makes woman barren or some other idiocy that got laughed out of the 14th century 🤦
Load More Replies... Livingwithcfs 1 year ago
Oh the ignorance 😱 something very wrong about that lack of human biology and sex education that seems to exist from what some comments say.... (shakes head in confused disgust)
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