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Girl Gets Asked For Nudes, Comes Up With Absolutely Brilliant Response
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Girl Gets Asked For Nudes, Comes Up With Absolutely Brilliant Response

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Ladies, we’ve all been there. One way or another, we wind up texting some guy who turns out to be super creepy, and he eventually asks for nudes. A girl who recently found herself in this situation, however, came up with a response so blindingly brilliant that it should be inscribed in history books.

Par, who lives in New Zealand, came up with the genius idea when a guy she was messaging requested photos of her “without all that unnecessary clothing on.” Can we say vomit-inducing one more time for the people in the back? The guy probably thought he was being smooth, but Par wasn’t exactly feeling it – for obvious reasons. What she sent him instead of a risky pic left him scratching his head, and left her laughing her face off.

After sharing screenshots of what went down on Twitter, she followed up by adding that he still hadn’t figured it out hours later, and that he asked her if she had Kik. “Who the f**k uses Kik?” See what she pulled off below, and definitely keep it tucked away in your playbook for the next time a sleazebag comes your way.

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Kira Thesloth
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was hanging out with an overweight hairy male friend one night when I was asked for a topless picture. My hairy friend obliged by taking a topless pic of himself. The creeper was so disgusted that he quit asking. It was pretty hilarious.

Brianna Bastian
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

similar thing happened to my friend and a 'big' guy we knew took a pic the only trouble was that the creep believed it was hers. We ended up sending a pic with half his face in it, he was a tad disappointed but never asked again

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John L
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The 'so called' genius idea would be to immediately discontinue ALL contact with him. Period! Highly unlikely, but possible, that the fellow is crazy and will trace you back and try to contact you physically. Just discontinue ALL contact!

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Kira Thesloth
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was hanging out with an overweight hairy male friend one night when I was asked for a topless picture. My hairy friend obliged by taking a topless pic of himself. The creeper was so disgusted that he quit asking. It was pretty hilarious.

Brianna Bastian
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

similar thing happened to my friend and a 'big' guy we knew took a pic the only trouble was that the creep believed it was hers. We ended up sending a pic with half his face in it, he was a tad disappointed but never asked again

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John L
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The 'so called' genius idea would be to immediately discontinue ALL contact with him. Period! Highly unlikely, but possible, that the fellow is crazy and will trace you back and try to contact you physically. Just discontinue ALL contact!

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