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My wife dropped my iPhone in a Port-A-Potty toilet. Luckily it has been so used there was a large pile of shit which gently held the phone above the liquid. She cleaned it off and gave it back to me. A year later I upgraded and gave her my old phone.
She insisted on purchasing a new cover even though I had a high-end OtterBox. I never understood why until one of the kids told on her.

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Final score:

17points

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Aaron Pie 6 years ago

Sorry I can't hear you. The reception is s**t.. Literally.

20points

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At night, once I go to bed, my boyfriend binge watches Gossip girl.

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Final score:

15points

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Belle_Panda 6 years ago

:D :D :D

0points

Had a friend middle school who legitimately had a crush on Spongebob Squarepants.

She let me use her computer a couple of times and I snooped through her shit and found her stash of self-insert Spongebob fanfiction. Found a couple of NSFW drawings as well.

I couldn't really judge (I've had my fair share of animated crushes), but it was still bizarre experience.

Final score:

13points

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Aaron Pie 6 years ago

I don't even wanna begin to imagine what was going on in the NSWF pics.

11points

My friend keeps a picture of Justin Bieber under her bed. I found it by mistake when we were playing some sort of hiding game with her 4 year old little sister, and i just awkwardly changed hiding spots. She had like a mini shrine to him under there, with drawings and stuff. She doesn’t know i know.

Final score:

10points

Alia G.

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Sumaya Clark 6 years ago

now she does

5points

My roommate didn't know I was home when he brought his girlfriend over and had very loud and very kinky sex. I remained in my room all the time, and they left. Later on when he returned I pretended I didn't hear her screaming about the five fingers stuff...

Final score:

7points

Captain Newt

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Sumaya Clark 6 years ago

what is the five finger stuff?

4points

My friend was sleeping with a married man and she's had at least one abortion. When she got pregnant with her daughter and decided to keep it, I just went on with my act and even helped her out with clinic visits and shopping for the baby. Five years later and she still doesn't know I know. Her daughter is gorgeous.

Final score:

5points

coffee zombie

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Aaron Pie 6 years ago

You are a good friend.

10points

Once I saw my friend falling down some stairs once. She looked around to make sure no one saw and I hid behind a wall. After a minute I walked back around the corner where she was waiting. We chatted for a while until another girl came and asked about the loud noises she heard a while ago. My friend said she dropped her bag down the stairs. I haven't told her I saw her fall. I'm not going to lie though, it was pretty funny.

Final score:

5points

A Ghost

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Savannah Manis 2 years ago

"What was that noise?" "Oh, my purse that I was carrying around the house for no reason took a tumble down the stairs!"

0points

One time, Iwas going down stairs at midnight to get some water.
As I walked downstairs I heard the fridge open, I looked round the corner and saw my two younger brothers eating my chocolate ice cream cake that I made. The next day I asked where it was an both blamed it on each other, I let the case be. But they still to this day don’t know that I knew all along

Final score:

4points

Marit Sigrid Seinstra

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Mikleo 6 years ago

Both told the truth...

19points

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One of my cousin had a habit of shoplifting, nothing big or expensive, but mundane and small stuff like pencils, cheap pens, stickers. Her room was full of it, once when we were in a depot I saw her sneaking few pencils in her clutch. I went up to the store manager paid for those pencils. I did this 3 times in next couple of months, until one day she was caught red-handed by one of store managers. Store manager just let her go with a warning and told me later as he knew what I did in past. It was like 15 years back and she is married now and to all of our knowledge never shoplifted after the embarrassing moment of being caught red-handed. She was my best friend, I didn't wanted to loose our friendship if I confronted her, which would very well would have ended knowing her temper.
To this date she doesn't know, that I Knew! And I hope she never will.

Final score:

3points

Ladies and Gentlemen

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Yesulor Elorm 6 years ago

Now she knows

5points

#13

When I was younger I hear "Hannah Montana" playing in the living room and that was my favorite show at the time so I run into the living room to find my uncle watching it by himself. He was about 17-19 around that time. He didnt know I saw. Im never going to tell him I know that he likes Hannah Montana.