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Ok, imagine this: What if you’re trying to impress someone who’s totally into science? Like your latest Tinder match who happens to work in the field, a chemistry class crush, or a date who is as geeky about science as you are?
In this case, there’s no better way to appear charming and intelligent than with a well-timed science pick-up line to break the ice! But you need to be prepared; you can’t just throw in random words and concepts you’ve heard in class and hope it works!
Bored Panda has you covered, this time with a collection of flirty jokes and pick-up lines related to all things science that will make any science junkie swoon! They cover everything from space to biology, geology, physics, technology, math, and chemistry.
And remember: Just as science is a process of trial and error, you can always try again if the first attempt doesn’t seem to work. And even if it doesn't end well, you still put all those years of studying chemistry and biology to good use. Best of luck!
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#1
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together.
Do you want this universe to be one of them?
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#3
You must have swallowed a magnet because I am so attracted to you right now.
#5
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
#6
Let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
#8
We have great chemistry, let’s do some biology.
#9
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, if I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
#11
You must be a 90-degree angle because to me you look just right.
#12
Are you the moon?
Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
#17
If I were an enzyme, I’d be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
#20
Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide.
Are We Going To Do Some Gravity Experiments?
Love and physics seem to follow the same rule. Opposites attract each other. Want proof of that? Use some of these great pick-up lines, and you’ll see how your crush starts to be attracted to you. If that doesn’t work, try them out on someone else. Maybe they will be the positive ray to your negative game.
#21
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon?
‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
#22
Does your skin feel burned?
Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
#26
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
The Captain 2 years ago
" I know hundreds of digitd of Pi, but I would rather know your digits."
#31
Your refractive index must be more than 2.42, because your beauty shines brighter than any diamond in the world.
#34
Hey baby, I can feel the attraction between you and me, and it is more than our universal gravitation.
#36
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
#39
You’re so hot you denature my proteins.
Feeling Some Chemistry?
Love is just a chemical reaction caused by biological factors. In a way, chemistry and biology pick-up lines make the “nature” aspect work perfectly. Where chemistry pick-up lines use elements and atoms, biology lines work with the “human nature” aspect. Combine them together, and you’ll have a complete reaction.
#45
Let’s be lab partners, I would love to try some experiments with you, especially in the biology department.
#52
Are you a scientist?
Because I lab you.
#53
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Aunt Riarch 2 years ago
There's a menopause joke in there somewhere, and I think we'll leave it there
Can I Have Your Significant Digits?
To develop your science rizz, you have to master math too. While there is a finite number of good pick-up lines for your crush to like, there are infinite possible ways for everything to crash and fail. So, if you want to get that telephone number, you better make “you plus me equals awesome” sound like it’s from an English Shakespearean play.
#62
Are you interested in learning the practical applications of the laws of friction and acceleration?
Let’s get a room and I’ll show you.
#67
Everyone knows it’s not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
#68
You are the photon to my photosystem.
You excite my electron until I reach my reaction center.
#70
I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
#72
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left is the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
#74
My favorite attractive force is van der Waal’s force. Can you feel it?
I’ll move closer if you can’t.
#83
Baby, if you were oceanic crust and I was a continent, I’d let you subduct so we can make hot, hot magma.
#89
Describing my love for you would be like trying to define dividing a number by zero.
You simply cannot define it.
#96
I’m just hypothesizing, but I think that the reaction between you and me would be quite exothermic.
#105
Your clothes look great on you, but they would look even better accelerating toward the floor at 9.8 m/s.
#114
Instead of collecting data just by observation, I would like to be able to get a little more hands-on with you.
#116
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium.
It looks like you are made of it.
#120
Are you the Higgs Boson particle?
Because I have been colliding, and colliding and I finally found you.
#122
I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun.
With a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
#128
Baby, I’m going to break you like a large non-polar substance breaks a phospholipid bilayer.
#135
Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex.
#141
What do you say if we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
Are Science Pick-Up Lines Effective?
So, did these jokes help you develop that science rizz you were after? We hope it did. Like all “intelligent” pick-up lines, just because they sound great doesn’t mean they will always come out great. Pick the right time and the right person; chances are, you will attract that star that shines in your eye (another great pick-up line for you).
Got some tips for polishing that science rizz spot on? Share them in the comments and let everyone know what works and what doesn’t. Combine these pick-up lines with a physics or biology joke if you want the best effect. If you fail to woo your crush, at least she will laugh afterward. At least, that’s the plan B.
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