Most of us, especially young people, might think we're immune to online frauds and scams. However, according to data from NatWest, people aged 18-34 were the main targets of scams, as 55% say they have been approached by scammers in the last 12 months.
Nobody likes scammers, so, most of us cheer when we see a good scammer takedown. The Scammer Payback subreddit is a place where scammers get baited and burned so bad they're usually left speechless. Here we have for you the most hilarious texts where scammers finally met their match and were trolled, ridiculed, and utterly destroyed.
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Sometimes I Feel Sorry For Them
My “New Job” Is Working Out
The Person Who Expertly Hit A Scammer With A "Your Mom" Joke
The Scammer Payback subreddit is the community for the audience and fans of the American YouTuber and streamer Pierogi. The YouTube channel has 7.89M subscribers and features the creator baiting phone and online scams.
Pierogi is a former cybersecurity professional who was inspired to start his career on YouTube and Twitch after watching YouTube videos. At first, his channel featured videos of him prank calling scammers to waste their time. But, as time went by, the project grew into something more serious.
Couldn’t Help Myself
This Is Mia
Nigerian Scammer
In 2022, Pierogi and his team set up a "People's Call Center," the opposite of a scam call center. The team called internet scammers for a week, pretending to be victims and wasting their time, preventing other people from getting scammed.
As the creator told FOX 7, he would usually do this by himself. "It was kind of good versus evil, the anti-scam call center versus the scam call center," Pierogi explained. "There's going to be evil in this world. And... I think that for every kind of evil thing that's going on, there's a positive as well."
The Person Who Let A Scammer Know They Might Want To Double-Check Their Scams
I corrected one of those Norton email scams on the way they wrote their phone numbers… 🤣
So Sad
Correct response is "Oh dear. How sad. Never mind" a la Sergeant Major Williams
Omg Is This What I Think It Is
Pierogi isn't just some Internet vigilante; he's not against working with the government. Recently, as he's told TIME, he started feeding federal authorities information about scam rings. "All different sorts of agencies have knocked on my door," he said.
I Guess I Came On Too Strong
Doesn't seem to matter what you say. They still stick to their scripts.
There Was An Attempt
How Am I Doing Lmfao
Gonna start typing all bored pandas censor words backwards. Testing: kcuf yeah!
The creator also draws attention to the fact that it can be hard to put scammers behind bars. When people seek justice, often authorities of multiple countries have to be involved. Also, you'd need victims who would be willing to testify, which doesn't happen often. "We're making it harder for the scammers, but they're also getting smarter," Pierogi told TIME. "It's this cat-and-mouse game."
First Attempt And I Have No Self Control
Had To Be Reminded
This Is How I Deal With These Assholes
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What is it exactly that scambaiters like Pierogi do? Aside from wasting their time and holding up the phone lines, scambaiters also expose their personal information or even target them with cyberattacks. Another popular streamer and scambaiter Kitboga told NPR how he's sometimes able to get bank account details, cryptocurrency wallet addresses, and other info out of scammers.
Short And Sweet…
I would have added " you scammers sure do get around. He's very upset!"
Too Hard Too Fast?
Wanna Date?
Scambaiters usually assume some other persona when talking to scammers. For Kitboga, one of their names is an elderly woman, Edna, inspired by his grandmother. One of the reasons the streamer began scambaiting on his channel was because his grandmother fell victim to fraudsters: he found out she was paying for multiple internet and cable packages.
Not In The Mood Today… LOL
Simple But Sweet
The hard thing to buy into is that someone who is in cyber security is using Cricket. I was with them until my identity got stolen.
I Saw Someone Do This 1 Trick. So I Wanted To See
Kitboga then realized he could manipulate the scammers under the guise of an older woman. "The initial drive or mission was, if I spent 10 minutes on the phone, then that was 10 minutes that that scammer wasn't talking to my grandma or your grandma," he explained to NPR.
The Person Who Cursed A Scammer With Dark, Dark Magic
Do you ever think the devil gets scam calls cause his Nokia still works well in hell?
It’s Become My Favorite Thing To Do
Too Harsh
Another scambaiter Jim Browning hacks into scammers' computers and CCTV cameras and shows his viewers how the fraudsters are reacting to the baiting in real time. In one operation together with the Australian ABC News, he gained access to a scammer's computer and shared the screen with the journalists as the scam of an Australian man took place.
The Person Who Tried To Scam Someone With A Truly Special Name
Not Quite Payback But Felt Good
I don't get this scam. They send you a random 6 digit number - what's the scam?
Hope I Did It Right
After the reporters reached out to the man and warned him about a possible scam, the man unfortunately didn't believe them. He supposed that ABC News were the scammers. '"A lot of the time the scammers build up a rapport with their victims," Browning explained. "I've seen scammers completely turn this around, even though I've warned the victim that the person you're speaking to is a scammer."
Straight To The Point
Glad To See The FBI Has Begun Stepping In On Scammers
Bored With Them Now So I Just Do This
These are amusing and while sometimes I consider doing if myself, I don't because a) don't want to confirm my number works and b) I think a lot more are automated these days
Just memorize a few different languages - one line each. (Japanese: "Moshi Moshi. French: "Bonjour". Spanish: Hola, Como Esta?" German: "Guten Tag". Etc...) Then answer and keep switching up. Scammers hang up and remove your name from their list. If it's someone legitimate, they will ask to speak to (your name.)
Load More Replies...Fun fact: I received a weird invitation message while reading this page. I was kind of "oh, I hope it's a scam one as I'm full of inspiration now" but after double checking, it's someone I do know ^^
I never get the fun ones! It’s always just something about my package being late or lost.
Load More Replies...Fun fact - so many of them have typos or are so obviously a scam, because scammers are... smart! They don't want to waste time on clever people. They are looking only for those who are easy to manipulate, and this is one of the checks. If a person doesn't think this message is suspicious, it's entirely possible that he/she will fall for the trick.
Years back I was getting a lot of the "I have smuggled millions out of xxxcountry and if you help I will share it with you" type emails. Finally got them to stop by replying that I was working for the gov't of the country in question and we were tracking their location. Some of our agents would be visiting them shortly to reclaim the money and return them home where they would be sent to a re-education camp to make them a productive member of our culture.
Ya that's not a scam I've ever heard of. Sounds like you would've been a laundering billionaire by now if you had taken the signs the world threw your way. Next time someone pushes you towards a new career path at least consider it
Load More Replies...I've asked the last couple scammers for nudes. I'm a little dry creatively
Far more effective if you send nudes first. THEN ask for theirs in return, if you truly wish for an affirmative response.
Load More Replies...They found the one good use for AI: https://news.virginmediao2.co.uk/o2-unveils-daisy-the-ai-granny-wasting-scammers-time/
Kitboga also does this. Gets scammers to waste their time with his LLM bots.
Load More Replies...I'm glad google messages screens out scam/spam emails pretty effectively. I'm sometimes surprised how many message there are in my spam folder.
Every few months I go to my spam folder and I spam every single one of the numbers that spammed me with incredibly stupid and confusing context. It keeps me going.
Load More Replies...Fortunately I never get these...but then I only use my phone for phone calls and never for social media.
Back in the day, I used to have fun with telemarketers, pretending to be hard of hearing, and getting them shouting into the phone, asking tons of stupid questions, etc. Cell phones took a lot of the fun away. My sister though, is a family legend. Her best one was getting an obscene phone call, correcting his terminology, and making her own suggestions. He ended the call by exclaiming "Lady, you're sick!" and hung up! :D
this reminds me of one i got a few weeks ago where someone texted me calling me david, and asked to go to the bar with me for a drink so we could "catch up". i responded by saying something among the lines of "sorry dude, cant do that now. i am about to fight a big man named goliath who is mocking my peoples god, and my people are afraid of him because of his size, and they think that no one can defeat him. but i am not afraid, because i have the lord on my side. so i cant go to the bar today because im texting from a small stream, looking for 5 smooth stones to use with my slingshot to defeat this giant man. i will try to update you later on how this goes" then two days later i texted "i struck him out with the first stone in my slingshot, then when he fell down i took away his sword and swiftly chopped off his head with it". this may not be the EXACT conversation, but its pretty close. ill have to find the original conversation lol
The phone firm O2 in the UK has deployed an AI chatbot to waste scammers's time: "Daisy’s mission, according to O2, “is to talk with fraudsters and waste as much of their time as possible with human-like rambling chat to keep them away from real people.”" https://edition.cnn.com/2024/11/26/business/daisy-ai-granny-scammers-o2-intl/index.html
I've had one that I confused with pure luck. didn't recognise the number so I answered with "Good afternoon Microsoft Online Security. How can we help you today?" Just as they were starting to say "Hello, I am Microsoft" Embarrassing one was when I had scammers ringing me all day about an investment opportunity I had clicked on (spoiler: I didn't) and a phone call came in from an unknown number and I told them to f*ck off only to find out it was the NHS calling to book me in for a heart exam and review. The saw the funny side when I told them what was going on
Can someone tell me what the scam with the wrong contact is about? How do they proceed and what do they gain? Never heard of sth similar in my country
Back in the olden days when the scammers were clean-cut young men who came to the door in pairs wearing white shirts buttoned all the way up and carrying pamphlets and books covered in black leather, my standard response when they asked "have you been saved?" was "No, my coven disapproves of that." Nowadays it isn't as much fun - on the phone I can't see the bums' expressions when I ask how they explain to their mothers that they make a living scamming old ladies.
Its all very well calling them out, but don't correct their mistakes because it helps make them better at scamming.
If people decide to scam others, they have already decided to throw away self-control and discipline and surrender to impulses. And that means, they tend to have poor impulse control. And that means, they make mistakes. They can't control their greed and take too many risks and get caught. It's basically the fate of all scammers and criminals...eventually they get caught. Look at the Mafia guys...the top level professional criminals. Most of those guys spend about half their adult life in prison. It's pretty much the same for folks who go outside the law or even outside basic ethics. I'm from Jersey. Grew up around Mafia guys. Behind the veil, if you get to know these folks? Pretty much all of them admire and are jealous of straight people. They actually tend to hate themselves and wish they weren't criminals. They would never admit it, but in their heads, most of these guys are like that.
Yet they managed to get elected to the White House. Criminals doing pretty well for themselves nowadays.
Load More Replies...My Mom used to throw me under the bus . She had a stroke but it didnt take away her wit. Scammers would call her for her bank account number and she would tell the scammers that her daughter (me) takes care of all her financial needs and she would give them my number. Im begining to think its paybacks for all the child hood shenanigans she had to deal with . lol
Only time I got scam texted they said "hey babe it's me Jim from Facebook can I see your picture" and I couldn't think of anything so I told him to bug off, I now realize that I could have used a picture of a video game character and used my role-playing proffesionality
These are amusing and while sometimes I consider doing if myself, I don't because a) don't want to confirm my number works and b) I think a lot more are automated these days
Just memorize a few different languages - one line each. (Japanese: "Moshi Moshi. French: "Bonjour". Spanish: Hola, Como Esta?" German: "Guten Tag". Etc...) Then answer and keep switching up. Scammers hang up and remove your name from their list. If it's someone legitimate, they will ask to speak to (your name.)
Load More Replies...Fun fact: I received a weird invitation message while reading this page. I was kind of "oh, I hope it's a scam one as I'm full of inspiration now" but after double checking, it's someone I do know ^^
I never get the fun ones! It’s always just something about my package being late or lost.
Load More Replies...Fun fact - so many of them have typos or are so obviously a scam, because scammers are... smart! They don't want to waste time on clever people. They are looking only for those who are easy to manipulate, and this is one of the checks. If a person doesn't think this message is suspicious, it's entirely possible that he/she will fall for the trick.
Years back I was getting a lot of the "I have smuggled millions out of xxxcountry and if you help I will share it with you" type emails. Finally got them to stop by replying that I was working for the gov't of the country in question and we were tracking their location. Some of our agents would be visiting them shortly to reclaim the money and return them home where they would be sent to a re-education camp to make them a productive member of our culture.
Ya that's not a scam I've ever heard of. Sounds like you would've been a laundering billionaire by now if you had taken the signs the world threw your way. Next time someone pushes you towards a new career path at least consider it
Load More Replies...I've asked the last couple scammers for nudes. I'm a little dry creatively
Far more effective if you send nudes first. THEN ask for theirs in return, if you truly wish for an affirmative response.
Load More Replies...They found the one good use for AI: https://news.virginmediao2.co.uk/o2-unveils-daisy-the-ai-granny-wasting-scammers-time/
Kitboga also does this. Gets scammers to waste their time with his LLM bots.
Load More Replies...I'm glad google messages screens out scam/spam emails pretty effectively. I'm sometimes surprised how many message there are in my spam folder.
Every few months I go to my spam folder and I spam every single one of the numbers that spammed me with incredibly stupid and confusing context. It keeps me going.
Load More Replies...Fortunately I never get these...but then I only use my phone for phone calls and never for social media.
Back in the day, I used to have fun with telemarketers, pretending to be hard of hearing, and getting them shouting into the phone, asking tons of stupid questions, etc. Cell phones took a lot of the fun away. My sister though, is a family legend. Her best one was getting an obscene phone call, correcting his terminology, and making her own suggestions. He ended the call by exclaiming "Lady, you're sick!" and hung up! :D
this reminds me of one i got a few weeks ago where someone texted me calling me david, and asked to go to the bar with me for a drink so we could "catch up". i responded by saying something among the lines of "sorry dude, cant do that now. i am about to fight a big man named goliath who is mocking my peoples god, and my people are afraid of him because of his size, and they think that no one can defeat him. but i am not afraid, because i have the lord on my side. so i cant go to the bar today because im texting from a small stream, looking for 5 smooth stones to use with my slingshot to defeat this giant man. i will try to update you later on how this goes" then two days later i texted "i struck him out with the first stone in my slingshot, then when he fell down i took away his sword and swiftly chopped off his head with it". this may not be the EXACT conversation, but its pretty close. ill have to find the original conversation lol
The phone firm O2 in the UK has deployed an AI chatbot to waste scammers's time: "Daisy’s mission, according to O2, “is to talk with fraudsters and waste as much of their time as possible with human-like rambling chat to keep them away from real people.”" https://edition.cnn.com/2024/11/26/business/daisy-ai-granny-scammers-o2-intl/index.html
I've had one that I confused with pure luck. didn't recognise the number so I answered with "Good afternoon Microsoft Online Security. How can we help you today?" Just as they were starting to say "Hello, I am Microsoft" Embarrassing one was when I had scammers ringing me all day about an investment opportunity I had clicked on (spoiler: I didn't) and a phone call came in from an unknown number and I told them to f*ck off only to find out it was the NHS calling to book me in for a heart exam and review. The saw the funny side when I told them what was going on
Can someone tell me what the scam with the wrong contact is about? How do they proceed and what do they gain? Never heard of sth similar in my country
Back in the olden days when the scammers were clean-cut young men who came to the door in pairs wearing white shirts buttoned all the way up and carrying pamphlets and books covered in black leather, my standard response when they asked "have you been saved?" was "No, my coven disapproves of that." Nowadays it isn't as much fun - on the phone I can't see the bums' expressions when I ask how they explain to their mothers that they make a living scamming old ladies.
Its all very well calling them out, but don't correct their mistakes because it helps make them better at scamming.
If people decide to scam others, they have already decided to throw away self-control and discipline and surrender to impulses. And that means, they tend to have poor impulse control. And that means, they make mistakes. They can't control their greed and take too many risks and get caught. It's basically the fate of all scammers and criminals...eventually they get caught. Look at the Mafia guys...the top level professional criminals. Most of those guys spend about half their adult life in prison. It's pretty much the same for folks who go outside the law or even outside basic ethics. I'm from Jersey. Grew up around Mafia guys. Behind the veil, if you get to know these folks? Pretty much all of them admire and are jealous of straight people. They actually tend to hate themselves and wish they weren't criminals. They would never admit it, but in their heads, most of these guys are like that.
Yet they managed to get elected to the White House. Criminals doing pretty well for themselves nowadays.
Load More Replies...My Mom used to throw me under the bus . She had a stroke but it didnt take away her wit. Scammers would call her for her bank account number and she would tell the scammers that her daughter (me) takes care of all her financial needs and she would give them my number. Im begining to think its paybacks for all the child hood shenanigans she had to deal with . lol
Only time I got scam texted they said "hey babe it's me Jim from Facebook can I see your picture" and I couldn't think of anything so I told him to bug off, I now realize that I could have used a picture of a video game character and used my role-playing proffesionality