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Kids can be awesome. But as you can see from this hilarious list of tweets compiled by Bored Panda, kids can also be savage! Whether they're commenting on your culinary skills, trying to replace you with a kitten, not so politely telling you to stop singing along to the radio, or threatening to break the family apart if they aren't allowed to go outside to play, this brutally funny collection of tweets will remind you of why you decided to have kids in the first place. Or not. Let us know which one is the funniest, and don't forget to vote for the best!
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ugaas wiilhoog 7 years ago
Hence why my mother used to yell at us two hours before we were meant to leave.
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Maya Upadhya 3 years ago
tbh i also feel offended by this picture, kids these days are so cruel!
Maya Upadhya 3 years ago
honestly I also feel offended by this picture, kids today are so cruel!
GoldenAngels 7 years ago
honestly this is me everyday wondering if the meaning of life is just to die
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bloggergirl 7 years ago
this 6-year-old knows time better than I did when I was younger that kid is smart
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Mizu Okaomi 7 years ago
I hope she has a good backstory, not like the Evil Queen from Snow White
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Anuschka Van Der Veen Kramers 7 years ago
Maybe s/he's got another nice teacher in mind for mom
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Kawaii Lemon 7 years ago
Me: *Sees dad looking on the internet at the news and there is a 'cute' chick on the screen* Me: "Hey dad, if you always say 'Mom is the most beautiful woman in the world,' then why are you looking at that chick? Mom: *Stretches neck from kitchen to here* "And there it is" Dad: "well you got me there"
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Brian Beets 7 years ago
My son once told my mother when she came to visit: "I love it when mommy and daddy have date night. They are so excited they went on a date, that after they go to bed they clap for a long time!"....
Autumn Russell 7 years ago
mom:what do you want for christmas this year me at 8 years old: a boyfriend mom:wha..what me today:ugh i hate boys ugh mom today: i was surprised when you where 8 you told me you wanted a boyfriend for christmas so haha yea i hate my mom jk xD
Amy Ethelston 7 years ago
I am an Au Pair and this summer I looked after a 4 year old who on a weekend away made friends with an 8 year old. This convo happened whilst playing with Barbies: 4: Let's take the kids to Borda 8: That place doesn't exist! 4: Well Barbies don't talk Me: *on the brink of pissing myself!*
Amy Ethelston 7 years ago
I'm an au pair and this summer I've looed after a 4 year old and for a weekend away she made friends with an 8 year old Playing with Barbies: 4: lets go to borda 8: that place doesn't exist 4: yeah well barbies don't talk I have never been so close to wetting myself. It was so freaking natural and brilliant!
Blind Oracle 7 years ago
Yay James Breakwell! Y'all need to follow him on Twitter @XplodingUnicorn. He just passed 900K followers. We need to push him over 1M!
Luca Giordano 7 years ago
With quite a few, I can't help thinking: "i hope they change or the'll grow up to be very unpleasant adults"
Brian Beets 7 years ago
My son once told my mother when she came to visit: "I love it when mommy and daddy have date night. They are so excited they went on a date, that after they go to bed they clap for a long time!"....
Autumn Russell 7 years ago
mom:what do you want for christmas this year me at 8 years old: a boyfriend mom:wha..what me today:ugh i hate boys ugh mom today: i was surprised when you where 8 you told me you wanted a boyfriend for christmas so haha yea i hate my mom jk xD
Amy Ethelston 7 years ago
I am an Au Pair and this summer I looked after a 4 year old who on a weekend away made friends with an 8 year old. This convo happened whilst playing with Barbies: 4: Let's take the kids to Borda 8: That place doesn't exist! 4: Well Barbies don't talk Me: *on the brink of pissing myself!*
Amy Ethelston 7 years ago
I'm an au pair and this summer I've looed after a 4 year old and for a weekend away she made friends with an 8 year old Playing with Barbies: 4: lets go to borda 8: that place doesn't exist 4: yeah well barbies don't talk I have never been so close to wetting myself. It was so freaking natural and brilliant!
Blind Oracle 7 years ago
Yay James Breakwell! Y'all need to follow him on Twitter @XplodingUnicorn. He just passed 900K followers. We need to push him over 1M!
Luca Giordano 7 years ago
With quite a few, I can't help thinking: "i hope they change or the'll grow up to be very unpleasant adults"
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