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Let’s get ready to rumble! It’s no secret that companies exist in a perpetual atmosphere of competition, vying for control of the market, and fighting over limited resources, clients, and ideas. However, not all companies are created equal when it comes to their social media game.
That’s where the r/CompanyBattles subreddit comes in. It’s an online community that’s home to nearly 85k internet users who absolutely adore some of the casual social media stunts that well-known brands pull off. From Microsoft and GameStop to Wendy’s and everything in between, the folks running these companies’ social media profiles like to have some fun. What follows are some of the sassiest, most hilarious, and most unexpected things that these brands have posted online. All for your viewing pleasure, Pandas.
Go on, check out the posts below and remember to upvote the ones that impressed you the most as you continue scrolling. Don’t forget to share your opinion about companies pretending to be actual people in the comment section at the bottom of this list.
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#1
Wholesome Chili
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#2
Don't Piss Off Moonpie
#3
Happy Father's Day
The ‘Company Battles’ subreddit is fairly new, having celebrated its 3rd birthday at the end of August. The moderating team is compact as well, with only 2 moderators keeping the entire online group in check.
However, what the subreddit has plenty of are rules. There are 10 of these commandments that members of the group absolutely must follow. Most obviously, everyone has to do their best to stay civil and polite.
#4
Wendy's: Square Or Circle Hamburgers?
#6
Samsung Confirms That Galaxy S8 Camera Cannot Support Edward's First Photo
Vicky Z 3 years ago
I'm gonna answer like this next time i get a d**k pick that never asked for! Or even better I'm gonna say "sorry man cannot see it don't have microscope"😅
Chandelure F-5 2 years ago
That's like a headshot followed IMMEDIATELY by getting rammed with a big rig
okpkpkp 3 years ago
My first phone ever is a Samsung S20 my wife got me last Xmas and I am pretty pleased. My very last friend died before I got the phone so I call my wife and her sister and bug them. Got Spotify and Ear Buds to listen to my classic rock and I'm good. Never sent a d**k pic and never will. Probably... :)
Chandelure F-5 3 years ago
HE NEEDS MORE THAN JUST BURN CREAM OR COLD WATER, HE NEEDS TO HAVE HIS SOUL TRANSFERRED TO A NEW BODY.
There’s absolutely no bullying allowed on r/CompanyBattles and redditors have to mind their own business, not posting any private information about any people who might end up being featured alongside the globally-recognized brands while they’re showing off their media game and witty comebacks.
What’s more, community members should strive to share only high-quality posts. If something’s low-quality, an ad, or very clearly spam, it’s going to get removed. After all, some companies might try to advertise on the subreddit itself in a very sneaky manner (though we hope they have more sense than that!). That’s also part of the reason why posts should only feature screenshots without any links.
#7
Dictionary Had No Problem Roasting Dj Khaled
#8
Haha
Serial pacifist 3 years ago
Right now, I am imagining what a roast war between Bored Panda, Buzzfeed, Pinterest and Reddit would look like.
#9
When Gamestop Roasts You
Some time ago, I reached out to financial expert Sam Dogen from the Financial Samurai blog, to have a chat about income inequality in companies. CEOs of major brands can end up earning millions of dollars each year (alongside hefty bonuses and great perks) while those further down the chain can sometimes barely scratch together a living. However, the reasons for this aren’t always clear.
Sam pointed out that the financial system has created an extreme dichotomy between the very fortunate and regular Pandas like you and me.
#10
Newspaper/Billboard Ad From KFC — An Alphabet Of Imitations
#11
Free Disappointment
#12
Wendy's Is Not Scared Of Nobody
“CEOs have no magical powers. Yes, they have the operational experience to run big companies. However, they are often just spokespeople and ambassadors of the firm. One person cannot make that big a difference in a large organization. If Tim Cook from Apple steps down, the company will be fine. Another overpaid CEO will take his place,” the financial expert explained to Bored Panda that CEOs aren’t all-powerful or always extremely talented.
“The reason why CEOs can get paid so much is due to the direct correlation of the size of the company. When a company is worth hundreds of billions of dollars, it’s easier to pay a CEO tens of millions of dollars a year, which comprised mostly of stock options,” Sam said.
#13
Staples Mocking Kris Jenner's New Necklace
#14
Tesco Went In For The Kill
#15
Mcdonald’s vs. Burger King
“At the end of the day, the CEO and the Board of Directors’ goal is to provide as much value and returns as possible for its shareholders. And if that means firing thousands of employees, then that is what they will do. It is a sad reality of extreme capitalism,” the expert explained to Bored Panda that those at the top of the company will do whatever it takes to keep it afloat. In most cases, the bottom line is more important to them than the livelihood of their employees.
#16
Chick-Fil-A Will Forever Be At A Disadvantage
Orange is aging 3 years ago
Chick Fil A donates to anti-LGBT charities/organizations, so I have never eaten there. With no opinion on Chick Fil A, Wendy is right
#17
Old Spice vs. Taco Bell
#18
Redbox Thought They Was Being Cool
Serial pacifist 3 years ago
Generally speaking, replies such as 'OK boomer' that have no real reference to the original argument are so superficial and stupid. I mean, you downplay someone's argument because of their age, wtf? (Not a boomer, btw).
#19
Microsoft Told It Like It Was
#20
Don't Know If A Small Restaurant Counts As A Company, But
#21
Ford vs. Chevy: A Timeless Tale
Andy Acceber 3 years ago
I'm thinking of the drivers who just see the last billboard that says, "No, not really" and wonder wtf Chevrolet is advertising.
#22
More Like Country Battles
#23
Wendy's Back At It Again
#24
Thanks For Having My Back Sunny D
#25
Netflix Fought Back
#26
No Holding Back When It Comes To Spicy Nuggets
#27
It Was The Recorder Version Too. My Sides
#28
Yes They Do Deliver
#29
Tik Tok Getting Roasted
#30
Rocks And Cardboard!
#31
Now That’s A Lot Of Damage
#32
That Still Would Have Not Stopped Him From Typing This
Andy Acceber 3 years ago
Soooo, they're agreeing their product tastes like glue? I'm not sure that response had the result they were hoping for.
#33
For All The Football/Soccer Fans Out There
#34
Frickin' Nerds
#35
Butterfinger Roasted Tom Brady After Losing The 2018 Super Bowl
#36
Bk Getting Over On Mcdee's
#37
Damn Tesla Be Roasting It’s Competitors Hard
#38
Sodas Unite !
#39
Coachella Fires Back
Serial pacifist 3 years ago
Elon should postpone having kids until he figures out how to not give them names that came out of a monkey spelling experiment.
#40
A Healthy Relationship
#41
Mcdonalds Going After Starbucks
WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago
Looks like a Fapperinnocino so to some people it might be great tasting.
#42
Burger King At It Again
#43
Sketchers Fires Shotgun Shells At Nike
#45
Steelseries Going Hard On Apple Right Now
WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago
I wonder how many idiots actually bought the Apple monitor stand for $999? Probably more than you think.
#46
Whatsapp Just Got Burned
#47
Bmw Takes It Up A Notch For Halloween
Pungent Sauce 3 years ago
GF just took her new bimmer in for brake pads and wipers. $2300. I’m staying on team Toyota, thanks.
#48
Wendy's Burns Blizzard Activision
#49
Bitcoin Is Not Messing Around
Andy Acceber 3 years ago
If Facebook was a little more rigorous with their blocking standards, we might not have had the January 6th insurgency. I have zero issues with Facebook freezing or blocking improper behavior on its site.
#50
Digiorno Changed Their Twitter Bio To Spoof Papa John's Slogan And Papa Johns Dished It Right Back
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Zedrapazia 3 years ago
I'm sure the people that are hired to write those roasts are having the fun of their lives
ThEboRedEsTpANdA 3 years ago
Damn, I regret that Wendy's only opened in Britain in June 2021, I haven't had a chance to try their food. Just hope it's as good as their burns!
John Baker 3 years ago
A) Calling most of these "witty" is more than a bit of a stretch. B) Wendy's is grossly overrepresented, and C) pretty damned cocky for a place that comes in dead last on my list of potential lunchtime destinations.
Zedrapazia 3 years ago
I'm sure the people that are hired to write those roasts are having the fun of their lives
ThEboRedEsTpANdA 3 years ago
Damn, I regret that Wendy's only opened in Britain in June 2021, I haven't had a chance to try their food. Just hope it's as good as their burns!
John Baker 3 years ago
A) Calling most of these "witty" is more than a bit of a stretch. B) Wendy's is grossly overrepresented, and C) pretty damned cocky for a place that comes in dead last on my list of potential lunchtime destinations.
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