He finally found a mate and was able to produce offspring shortly before his death.

True Fact. Fortnite originated every phrase ever.

I think my IQ has dropped reading this thread.

Or perhaps it's because he's a Nice Guy™ who feels entitled to sex for showing basic decency?

Bad women for marrying for love! Thankfully there are these “able-bodied men” waiting in the wings who are willing to make you their “pretty wives.” *cringe*

Yeah ladies, do not marry for love! Marry for complementing equipment! And being pretty for some slob of a man!

If it helps, I (man) recently married my husband (also man), so I guess these were our assigned wives? The balance has been restored.

That man is scum, and I hope those ladies are still happy together

Tell me you're a neck beard without telling me you're a neck beard.

Some men are so jealous. 🙄

For every two gay women, there's probably two gay men, so they aint denying any man a wife statistically

Ew...

*compliments all the male Pandas*

How dare you not be the property of a man!

Geeze this makes me really want to marry a woman and allegedly I'm a straight woman

And in today's news, we've found the corpses of two able-bodied men who died of old age and boredom awaiting the day two beautiful women would stop loving each other and love them instead.

Oh, such guys... encountered some of those on the streets when being out with my two best friends (both lesbian). Absolutely disgusting

Well, looking for any sort of redeemable quality, at least he's looking out for his homie, I guess?

I HATE men like this who think anyone wants to hear this, or that this is any of their business (as a lesbian)

hey. blue. there will be 500 sentries aiming at you in... five days. give or take.

They may be "able-bodied", but they're not able-minded...

screw the haters. i hope these two women have a wonderful life together!

Those men = oxygen thieves

🤮🤢 ugh

Gods...I say this too much and I'll say a thousand times past that: I'm living proof you can't choose your orientation bc if I could I'd make it where the ONLY men in my life are standing behind a counter and cash register.

He volunteered!!!! lol

Ewww

It would have been better if he said we'd marry said way, with the TWIX but all live together so you could travel the world together in mutuality, without prejudice from those communities in above normal finances, because you NOW have FOUR incomes to contribute to solidarity. It could work... For a LONG TIME actually. And you shake on the holiday tailfeathers.

What the actual f**k?

Ugh. That was a sad plot twist.

Such a nice guy.............

This guy: "I would respect those EL GEE BEE TEES if they didn't make it their entire personality and stopped shoving it down my throat!"

You mean there aren't dozens of hot singles in my area? :D

The last meme made me laugh.

On the bright side he learned a new skill

Yikes. I hope the gf runs for the hills. This guy sounds scary controlling.

W. T. F!!!,

This is a SERIOUSLY disturbed man and Zoe should get a protection order ASAP. That boy gonna snap.

It's a stone fruit, meaning it has a single seed surrounded by an outer fleshy fruit. That kind of date?

If the guy took a picture of the delivery and fills out the form saying that the client was his/her ex, it might go the reverse with doordash suspending the ex's ability to use the app. LOL

Tell me this is a joke. Please.

need a therapist dude.

I am dating Natalie Portman, just so you guys know. She does not actually know this yet, I have not yet spoken to her, but these are just technicalities.

gives off lion/daddy energy, hurl!

It's like the women at hooters are there to earn a wage instead of having a special cuddle, hard to fathom.