He finally found a mate and was able to produce offspring shortly before his death.

True Fact. Fortnite originated every phrase ever.

I think my IQ has dropped reading this thread.

Or perhaps it's because he's a Nice Guy™ who feels entitled to sex for showing basic decency?

Bad women for marrying for love! Thankfully there are these “able-bodied men” waiting in the wings who are willing to make you their “pretty wives.” *cringe*

What the actual f**k?

Ugh. That was a sad plot twist.

Such a nice guy.............

This guy: "I would respect those EL GEE BEE TEES if they didn't make it their entire personality and stopped shoving it down my throat!"

You mean there aren't dozens of hot singles in my area? :D

The last meme made me laugh.

On the bright side he learned a new skill

Yikes. I hope the gf runs for the hills. This guy sounds scary controlling.

W. T. F!!!,

This is a SERIOUSLY disturbed man and Zoe should get a protection order ASAP. That boy gonna snap.

It's a stone fruit, meaning it has a single seed surrounded by an outer fleshy fruit. That kind of date?

If the guy took a picture of the delivery and fills out the form saying that the client was his/her ex, it might go the reverse with doordash suspending the ex's ability to use the app. LOL

Tell me this is a joke. Please.

need a therapist dude.

I am dating Natalie Portman, just so you guys know. She does not actually know this yet, I have not yet spoken to her, but these are just technicalities.

gives off lion/daddy energy, hurl!

It's like the women at hooters are there to earn a wage instead of having a special cuddle, hard to fathom.

Do you think this person might just be slightly fixated on sex?

I do not understand how sex is so important to some people

That seems a very long winded way to tell everyone that no one wants t have sex with him.

As a sex-haver, I can say, truthfully, some of those sex having days are pretty bleh. Really need a more nuanced scoring system, like, sex while watching t.v. counts as say, .25 sex-having- day, drunk sex, depends on *how* drunk; bored-sex, etc. Some categories should actually deduct points.

Sexhaving days... oh dear

because you are boring? also, if you've had sex about 1500 times you will realise it's pretty much the same every time and get bored of it anyway.

I was 31 , and I prefer to count the things I regret which are zero

Stop dwelling, and go out and be a good person!

Oh my god have a wank and calm down

I like how not having sex equates to missing out on life for this person. Wtaf

"sexhaving days" smh

And that. Is why the sex not happening.

Quality > quantity

Incel alert!! 🚩🚩🚩

Incel in the making

What is staggering is that this person feels entitled to sex just because he's a guy, and that he actually believes couples have sex that much. .. who's going to tell him? And what is this sexhavingdays? He does realize it's more like sexhavingminutes.. seconds even. He's going to be so disappointed.

The amount of incels on this post is both crazy and scary!

i had a Hela lot more sex than 2-3 times a week when i was that age. try twice or sometimes once a day

Again. Whooaaa an Incel!

I don't think this individual is quite well, mentally, if they spend so much time dwelling on this aspect, hopefully not the only aspect, of their life. I think that obsessing about this is not remotely healthy. I am a 40-year-old virgin and I do not remotely obsess over that fact. Nor am I embarrassed about it, for the most part. It is a decision I am happy with, at the moment and that is OK. Just like it is OK to have lost ones virginity at a much younger age, as long as it was consensual. Ideally. I know it doesn't always happen that way, but I wish it did. Hence my virginity status

I knew a guy like this. It was really sad.

Maybe you should call Palmala Anderson.

totally not a creepy stalker.

"My indecision is final!"