Hopefully she replied that they can pause things with him for the next 100 years minimum.

Should send some nice pics of booby birds, I love their blue feet.

all love tho.....fck me these people

Choices have consequences, homie. You effed around and found out, didn't you?

So he's saying "I never really liked you, I just wanted sex so I'm trading you in for a newer model" What a shallow and pathetic dude.

"With your personality, I'm not surprised that buying sex is the only way you can get laid. Happily for me, I'm not for sale, so I can honestly tell you to go f*ck yourself."

WTF!

What the f**k. BEGONE DICKHEAD

Sad, shallow & judgemental idiot - slither back under your rock.

No, she isn't an amusement park and she doesn't owe you anything except hitting that block button.

Sounds like homie is only interested in hookups - doesn't even like women, but only wants to use them. Certainly doesn't respect them. Another bullet dodged.

And Rodby is a pretentious, misogynistic d*ckhead's name. Report and block.

and he wears a fedora...

the words every girl longs to hear

Another mega-idiot blaming women for his impulse control problem. This is exactly why #yesallmen is a thing. Dads - do better at teaching your sons (and yourselves) to respect women and stop blaming & victimizing them.

Reese just saw their own face reflected in their phone screen.

And never will... Blocked..

Don't let this shallow dude treat you like property. Be alone or find someone who respects you.

the fedora guy strikes again...

She's lucky that having an attractive friend can help her weed out the shallow losers.

No, that would be working on the wrong part. You need to be working on that broken brain of yours.

at least he asked....... i guess???

Gosh, why? In my opinion, ginger people are really pretty, especially with freckles. Anyone is regardless of hair, don't get me wrong, but people like this guy tend to focus on redheads' "carpet" for some reason.

Good call. You don't have to hang out with shallow people at all!

Great - a rando creepy stalker. Block this creeper before it gets any weirder.

I'm not a stalker, I'm not even that obsessed with you.

I really don’t get stalker vibes from this one. To me, this is the modern day equivalent of “I saw a really attractive person with a Bloggs College shirt on so I a asked a person I know who goes to Bloggs colleges if they knew her and now my friend is going to introduce us.” This is the world of social media - if you have a presence on social media, people will find you on social media (which is why I don’t use my real name and make my settings private because I had clients from work trying to friend me).

this doesnt really seem creepy just immature-

Why is this bad? Guy finally finding a girl he's seen ones and really liked is literally there plot of every single romcom. Not every guy is a serial rapist.

Ew

OMG. Such a moron on so many levels he deserves to never reproduce.

Super creepy stalker

What’s even more disturbing is all the people, men and women alike, calling it cute in the comment section.

"you were the second choice." The first option being your hand.

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Understandable, have a nice day

Derek does this in group chats too, just to increase his odds. Keep it classy, derek

What a disarming personality he must have

No, that's not weird at all. As long as this is a fully clothed gig and we're not alone, sounds like easy money.