Hopefully she replied that they can pause things with him for the next 100 years minimum.

Should send some nice pics of booby birds, I love their blue feet.

all love tho.....fck me these people

Choices have consequences, homie. You effed around and found out, didn't you?

So he's saying "I never really liked you, I just wanted sex so I'm trading you in for a newer model" What a shallow and pathetic dude.

"With your personality, I'm not surprised that buying sex is the only way you can get laid. Happily for me, I'm not for sale, so I can honestly tell you to go f*ck yourself."

Interesting hookup line...

Oh, that's an easy response: Block.

WHAT da F***

The only answer here could be, 'You couldn't afford me!'

It’s original at least.

I really don't know what to say about this. I think I'm in shock

Translation: "Since I can't find a girlfriend because I have the personality and tact, and possibly looks, of a dead fish, I can only get laid by paying for the services of certain women."

Stand back because, I've got this. " If slavery were still legal, and you did buy me, here is what I would do. I would run away, Cross country. Barefoot, chased by bloodhounds and bounty hunters, starving to death, crossing frozen rivers, leaving bloody footprints. I would make a desperate leap for freedom, to the northern side of the river, inspiring a classic of the abolitionist movement, " uncle Tom's cabin" and starting a wave of anti slavery sentiment to spread across the nation, causing a civil war, resulting in freedom for all Americans, black or white. That's what I'd do.

What in the hell kind of compliment is that?

I’de raise the price!

In his defense, the youthful sap isn't acting from malice. He's just been raised in the US, where money is worth more than humans or any other lifeform. People are still just seen as property, with the slaveowner role now in corporate hands. That's why the workforce is so abosed over there. You can't give a slave rights to its offspring, it might harm the value! /s

no no no block him now it was nice at the start and then he destroyed it with that creepy text

WTF!

What the f**k. BEGONE DICKHEAD

Sad, shallow & judgemental idiot - slither back under your rock.

No, she isn't an amusement park and she doesn't owe you anything except hitting that block button.

Sounds like homie is only interested in hookups - doesn't even like women, but only wants to use them. Certainly doesn't respect them. Another bullet dodged.

And Rodby is a pretentious, misogynistic d*ckhead's name. Report and block.

and he wears a fedora...

the words every girl longs to hear

Another mega-idiot blaming women for his impulse control problem. This is exactly why #yesallmen is a thing. Dads - do better at teaching your sons (and yourselves) to respect women and stop blaming & victimizing them.

Reese just saw their own face reflected in their phone screen.

And never will... Blocked..

Don't let this shallow dude treat you like property. Be alone or find someone who respects you.

the fedora guy strikes again...

She's lucky that having an attractive friend can help her weed out the shallow losers.

No, that would be working on the wrong part. You need to be working on that broken brain of yours.

at least he asked....... i guess???

Gosh, why? In my opinion, ginger people are really pretty, especially with freckles. Anyone is regardless of hair, don't get me wrong, but people like this guy tend to focus on redheads' "carpet" for some reason.

Good call. You don't have to hang out with shallow people at all!

Great - a rando creepy stalker. Block this creeper before it gets any weirder.

Understandable, have a nice day

Derek does this in group chats too, just to increase his odds. Keep it classy, derek

What a disarming personality he must have

No, that's not weird at all. As long as this is a fully clothed gig and we're not alone, sounds like easy money.