From a worker in Las Vegas for two months, at an off-strip “extended stay” motel.

Great hotel. Clean. Outstanding staff but the ‘older” wing elevators are surreal in their nastiness.

From a guest who found three packages of meat (or smack) behind a television at the El Cortez in Las Vegas. To paraphrase Bill Murray from the classic film ‘Meatballs’, “Today’s winner is Jennifer from Cabin 7 who guessed ‘Some kind of meat?’"

Jennifer thinks the drapes over the AC was a conspiracy to suffocate her. Binions/Las Vegas

What Mensa candidate puts a phone at the floor level. Great for drunk dialing at 3 am. “Hey baby…how you doing? I just wuz jus thinging that mehbe we…(one massive vowel movement)…zzzzz…..”But since it’s a handicapped room there might be a more reasonable explanation. At a non-chain hotel in Las Vegas.

At a downtown property in Las Vegas when the PBR rodeo was in town.

Almost.

Or I’ll stand and I’ll kick and I’ll shout shout shout shout! A seriously dinged door from a suburban Las Vegas hotel. Wasn’t this a Nicholas Cages movie?

First, what’s up with all of the curtains and drapes? It’s not like the window WASN’T painted over in black and sealed permanently. But what’s with the orb? A guest who never checked out? Binions in Las Vegas.

What happens in Las Vegas apparently stays in Las Vegas but all over the elevators at the Flamingo.

She spotted a squashed cockroach that tried to get out of the Treasure Island but got stopped short of the door.

I feel like I hit the Daily Triple. From left to right: a curly black hair, a head hair and a tiny drop of plasma that points to OJ. Another reason you never want to pull back the cover spread unless you’re truly ready for it. At a Boyds hotel in Las Vegas.

“Got my little wicker basket with a toasted bagel wrapped up in a napkin to keep it toasty…lifted the napkin…voile’. Body hair that I doubt was from a head or chest.”

From a couple who were trying to have a romantic Valentines Night until they saw the stains on the bed skirt.

Any other city, there could be some reasonable explanations for crusty material that pooled around the drain in the bath tub.

A new marketing slogan from the Las Vegas Convention and Tourism Bureau: Come, play, party and remember, what happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas…especially that blood that you apparently “leaked” onto the chair in your hotel room.

A new marketing slogan from the Las Vegas Convention and Tourism Bureau: Come, play, party and remember, what happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas…especially that blood that you apparently “leaked” onto the chair in your hotel room.

On the arm of a couch in a hotel that is JUST down the street from McCarran Airport.