35 Times Twitter Users Shook Their Heads At The Things They Overheard At Work

If you add the first twenty to the second twenty you get forty. Which is completely without meaning. Just thought you should know.

If you divide it by 3 you get 673.3333333333333333...

2021 divide by 0252356870824749 get you 80085, coincidence? I think NOT!

I told my mom..we both laughed

Hard to dispute...

That's a good one.

I need a coffee mug with that on

I love it

Church services need to close with this.

Keep pumping coffee keeps reality away

Damn!

then what is it

What about bleach then?😅

Oh.

Without the context, this is scary

True statement, though.

This would be true if someone forced me to wear a specific type of underwear for different occasions and I sometimes forget to put on any.

No, passwords shouldn't be changed regularly in most cases. Please do not spread this.

In my job we change passwords every month, but they are always in the line of "month-job name-year" (not real system, btw) so even the most useless hacker could take us down.

never shared underwear, have stolen a clean pair from my mother if i started my period the day i was doing laundry.

There was a man in the US who made it clear to the entire world that he was the dumbest person alive. He was so dumb that it took him 4 years and when his time was up he was too dumb to understand the meaning of "GET OUT!".

Said When she encountered an anti vaxxer!!

Our present President hasn't been in for 4 years yet and it seems he's already screwed up the United States.

When I owned a bar I would say “I don’t know how to make all the drinks, I know how to get the drinks made! I’m an ends guy”….To which my friend said, “so you are a man with no means”…😉

Easiest red flag ever. If you've been together a month and never been invited to meet his or her friends then you're being used.

This is great advice, I was seeing someone in high school kinda like that, we would hang out (make out) alone, but when we were at school he would just act like my friend. Found out later that he was embarrassed that I was black. At our 20th school reunion, he apologized, told me that he made a huge mistake because he really did like me a lot, but he got in his own way and messed it up.

that prof pic...

I am going to start using resting code face.

You have the face of a person currently dying??

That means something TOTALLY different in my line of work! 🚑

Now that's funny.

I plane ticket to Switzerland please!

Ah shame. That was last year and it was only cocoa, not the finished product. It was Lindt, tough... so who knows how fancy that cocoa was.