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Parents do everything for their children. Even if it means listening to a loud sob session over a completely ridiculous thing. You see, according to one universal truth, sometimes kids get completely crushed for the most unexpected reasons, and they will go into a tantrum to let everyone know about it.

Unable to do anything about it, parents are turning to social media to relate to each other during these cringy times. From not being able to eat the pregnancy test to realizing that dogs can't be grabbed by their penises, Bored Panda has found these hilarious meltdowns under the hashtag #ReasonsMyKidIsCrying, and they're so absurd, you couldn't make them up. Scroll down to check out the list and upvote your favorite entries.

#1

Because I Wouldn't Let Her Grab The Dog By The Penis

Because I Wouldn't Let Her Grab The Dog By The Penis

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Betty Rubble
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And once again couldn't be more thankful of my choice to not have children. I spare me the responses were glad you didn't have children. Heard it all

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    I Asked Her To Walk To The Top Of The Driveway Instead Of Carrying Her

    I Asked Her To Walk To The Top Of The Driveway Instead Of Carrying Her

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    #3

    Daddy Tried To Read Her A Book. She Wanted Mama To Read It. The Book Is "Just Me & My Dad"

    Daddy Tried To Read Her A Book. She Wanted Mama To Read It. The Book Is "Just Me & My Dad"

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    #4

    Because The People On The Plane In The Sky Wouldn't Wave Back At Her

    Because The People On The Plane In The Sky Wouldn't Wave Back At Her

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    Bella Smith
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember that game where you would wave at people and if they didn't wave back you would yell sour and if they did you would yell sweet!

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    #5

    I Wouldn't Let Him Dip His Toothbrush Into My Wine Glass

    I Wouldn't Let Him Dip His Toothbrush Into My Wine Glass

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    #6

    Because He Can’t Watch Daddy Poop

    Because He Can’t Watch Daddy Poop

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    #7

    He Wanted Raisins. So I Gave Him Raisins... I Didn’t Even Get The Chance To Ask What Went Wrong

    He Wanted Raisins. So I Gave Him Raisins... I Didn’t Even Get The Chance To Ask What Went Wrong

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    #8

    I Told Her 'No More Of Mommy's Makeup

    I Told Her 'No More Of Mommy's Makeup

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    #9

    We Didn't Let Her Go Outside Without Pants And Shoes On

    We Didn't Let Her Go Outside Without Pants And Shoes On

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    #10

    He Offered Me A Bite Of His Pretzel, And I Took It

    He Offered Me A Bite Of His Pretzel, And I Took It

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    Bella Smith
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a kid asks a parent would you like some they really mean pls say no this just makes me seem polite so make SURE YOU ALWAYS SAY.... YES :)

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    #12

    There Was Frosting On Both Sides Of Her Oreo

    There Was Frosting On Both Sides Of Her Oreo

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    Phoebe Bean
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...but the frosting matches the pretty white flower on your dress" -"Noooooooooooo!!!"

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    #13

    The 'Best Dad' Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Remote Control

    The 'Best Dad' Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Remote Control

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    #14

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Pregnancy Test I Was Taking

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Pregnancy Test I Was Taking

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    #15

    When He Said He Needed To Get Dressed I Reminded Him He Already Was

    When He Said He Needed To Get Dressed I Reminded Him He Already Was

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    #16

    He Realized His Caramel Apple Has An Apple In It

    He Realized His Caramel Apple Has An Apple In It

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    Braineating Spleen
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dam right he's crying. Thats perfectly good caramel, chocolate and marshmallows ruined with fruit.

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    #17

    He Doesn't Want To Stand Up And He Doesn't Want To Lie Down

    He Doesn't Want To Stand Up And He Doesn't Want To Lie Down

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    #18

    Her Pull-Behind Dog Keeps Following Her When She Pulls It

    Her Pull-Behind Dog Keeps Following Her When She Pulls It

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    #19

    Because I Wont Let Him Dip His Fingers In My Hot Coffee

    Because I Wont Let Him Dip His Fingers In My Hot Coffee

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    Dian Ella Lillie
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, my inner callous ratbag is bubbling up. I'm thinking that unless it's freshly poured I'd be letting expereince be the teacher here - you'd have the same outcome but lesson learned and no repeat performance...

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    #20

    Cohen Cried For 20 Minutes Because He Needed The Pink Bus, 2 Minutes Later He Is Melting Down Because ‘I Don’t Like Pink’

     Cohen Cried For 20 Minutes Because He Needed The Pink Bus, 2 Minutes Later He Is Melting Down Because ‘I Don’t Like Pink’

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    Dian Ella Lillie
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be a hard-hearted so-and-so, because I'd go the time-out route for more than a few of these kids...

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    #21

    I’m An Asshole Parent Because You Have To Take Your Socks And Clothes Off In Order To Go Swimming...

    I’m An Asshole Parent Because You Have To Take Your Socks And Clothes Off In Order To Go Swimming...

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    Dian Ella Lillie
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I initially thought that you were going to say that you're an a*****e parent because you dressed your daughter like a slice of watermelon.

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    #22

    I Won't Let Her Chew On The Tampon She Found In My Purse

    I Won't Let Her Chew On The Tampon She Found In My Purse

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    #23

    I Wouldn’t Let Him Unload The Knives From The Dishwasher

    I Wouldn’t Let Him Unload The Knives From The Dishwasher

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    Bella Smith
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is good however for younger kids to understand how to hold or act around knives matches etc. My mum used to get me to do that when I was 3 (UNDER HIGH-SUPERVISION OF COURSE) but I completely understand

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    #24

    Kids Decided To Go Sledding Yesterday In The Snow Storm. Then Came Home Upset They Were Soaking Wet. And No I Didn't Send Them Off Sledding Unsupervised. I Sent Them With Their Father. Much Worse.

    Kids Decided To Go Sledding Yesterday In The Snow Storm. Then Came Home Upset They Were Soaking Wet. And No I Didn't Send Them Off Sledding Unsupervised. I Sent Them With Their Father. Much Worse.

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    Randy Inbred
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a long term dad plan. Next time they won't want to go sledding and dad can WATCH TV!!!

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    #27

    Her Sister Didn't Have To Poop At The Same Time She Did, And She Wanted To Poop Together

    Her Sister Didn't Have To Poop At The Same Time She Did, And She Wanted To Poop Together

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    #28

    His Fruit Snacks Are Gone (He Ate Them)

    His Fruit Snacks Are Gone (He Ate Them)

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    SnowyLynx
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just tell him that he still has them and that they are making him happy

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    #29

    We Gave Her Cake On Her Birthday

    We Gave Her Cake On Her Birthday

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    Dian Ella Lillie
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It probably wasn't the right sort of cake - kids can get very strange ideas and preconceptions about what's supposed to happen on occasions like this.

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    #30

    I Won't Let Her Drink Hot Sauce For Bedtime Snack

    I Won't Let Her Drink Hot Sauce For Bedtime Snack

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    #31

    Told Her She's Too Young To Start Her Own Youtube Channel

    Told Her She's Too Young To Start Her Own Youtube Channel

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    Dian Ella Lillie
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm all for keeping social media strictly controlled for kids, but depending on what content she wants to host it might be a good learning experience. This is the first kid in this list for whom I've actually felt real sympathy, and if she ever reads this I want her to know that I support her ambition. You go girl! :-)

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    #32

    When Mean Mom Won't Let You Open The Hot Oven Door, Throw A Tantrum In The Pantry

    When Mean Mom Won't Let You Open The Hot Oven Door, Throw A Tantrum In The Pantry

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    #33

    Her Banana Broke And So She Had A Breakdown Too

    Her Banana Broke And So She Had A Breakdown Too

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    #34

    His Cool Coon Hat Is Getting Too Small And Wouldn’t Fit On His Head

    His Cool Coon Hat Is Getting Too Small And Wouldn’t Fit On His Head

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    #35

    Socks And Shoes Time Is Dramatic Around These Parts

    Socks And Shoes Time Is Dramatic Around These Parts

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    Kristin Latta
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah mine hates to put shoes on.. We've lost a few pairs because she threw them out the window of the moving car

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    #36

    "Only Daddy Can Read The Japanese Book"

    "Only Daddy Can Read The Japanese Book"

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    Nadja Lambacher
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol what's even funnier, this is apparently the Japanese version of the book "Reasons why my son is crying"

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    #37

    I Won't Let Him Eat The Bathroom Garbage

    I Won't Let Him Eat The Bathroom Garbage

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    #39

    Her Blanket Is Too Far Away. Yes, The Blanket She Is Lying On

    Her Blanket Is Too Far Away. Yes, The Blanket She Is Lying On

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    #40

    My Shoes Don't Fit Her

    My Shoes Don't Fit Her

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    #42

    He Wants The 'Clipse' To Happen Right Now

    He Wants The 'Clipse' To Happen Right Now

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    #43

    We Wouldn't Let Him Lick The Dog

    We Wouldn't Let Him Lick The Dog

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    #44

    The Fly That She Let In The House Landed On Her Plate

    The Fly That She Let In The House Landed On Her Plate

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    #45

    He Asked To Watch Toy Story. I Put In Toy Story

    He Asked To Watch Toy Story. I Put In Toy Story

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    #47

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat From The Diaper Cream Tube

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat From The Diaper Cream Tube

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    #48

    We Were Singing Happy Birthday To Her Brother

    We Were Singing Happy Birthday To Her Brother

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    #50

    She Got Up, And Then She Couldn't Get Down

    She Got Up, And Then She Couldn't Get Down

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    #51

    I Ate My Hair.... Will It Come Out?

    I Ate My Hair.... Will It Come Out?

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    Dian Ella Lillie
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kid - and that's actually not a stupid question. I hope that she was given a nice hugs after the photo was taken.

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    #52

    He Doesn't Want An Apple. Nobody Offered Him One

    He Doesn't Want An Apple. Nobody Offered Him One

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    #53

    Because She Wants A Cracker. Note: She Has A Cracker

    Because She Wants A Cracker. Note: She Has A Cracker

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    #55

    I Asked Her To Stop Putting Her Hand In The Toilet

    I Asked Her To Stop Putting Her Hand In The Toilet

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    #57

    I Won't Hold His Foot While He Eats Lunch

    I Won't Hold His Foot While He Eats Lunch

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    #58

    He Didn’t Want To Have Fun

    He Didn’t Want To Have Fun

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    Jessica Temple
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son did this because he didn't want to have to use the walker to learn he was devastated ice skating didn't come naturally to him.

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    #59

    Your Toddler Is Having A Meltdown In The Biergarten Because No One Will Give Her A Beer

    Your Toddler Is Having A Meltdown In The Biergarten Because No One Will Give Her A Beer

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    #61

    I Turned The Water On For His Bath

    I Turned The Water On For His Bath

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They hate baths, they hate naps, they hate eating... Seriously, kids don't know the good things in life....

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    #62

    I Won't Eat A Piece Of Pizza Crust That She Already Chewed On

    I Won't Eat A Piece Of Pizza Crust That She Already Chewed On

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    #63

    All Because I Said She Looked “Pretty”

    All Because I Said She Looked “Pretty”

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    Heidrance
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How am I expected to defeat the patriarchy with you persistent need to define my worth by my physical appearance!?!"

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    #64

    I Wouldn't Let Her Choke Herself With A Spoon. Again

    I Wouldn't Let Her Choke Herself With A Spoon. Again

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    #65

    She Only Has 5 Ponytails And Wants More

    She Only Has 5 Ponytails And Wants More

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well, Honey, it's like this: we ran out of ponytail bands"

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    #66

    He Ate All Of The Blueberries

    He Ate All Of The Blueberries

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    #68

    He Wanted To Put Dirt In My Hair... I Politely Declined... He Is Heart Broken...

    He Wanted To Put Dirt In My Hair... I Politely Declined... He Is Heart Broken...

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    #69

    I Didn’t Let My Daughter Pick Up A Dispensary Bag, Possibly Containing Weed

    I Didn’t Let My Daughter Pick Up A Dispensary Bag, Possibly Containing Weed

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    #70

    Someone Was Not Happy That His "Coffee" Was Just Milk

    Someone Was Not Happy That His "Coffee" Was Just Milk

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    Alia G.
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i was little i used to ask for coffee and my folks would give me chocolate milk, was really disappointed when i tasted real coffee...

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    #71

    Because I Walked Faster Than Declan When Going Down The Stairs

    Because I Walked Faster Than Declan When Going Down The Stairs

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    #72

    The Oreo Pack He Pulled Out Of The Trash Can Is Empty

    The Oreo Pack He Pulled Out Of The Trash Can Is Empty

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    Jessica Temple
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man buddy, that is some real emotional pain you've dug yourself into.

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    #73

    It’s Not His Birthday

    It’s Not His Birthday

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    #74

    He Can't Get Into His Sister's Toy Barbie Jeep

    He Can't Get Into His Sister's Toy Barbie Jeep

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    #75

    She Was Crying Because She Didn’t Want The Banana She Asked For 5 Minutes Before

    She Was Crying Because She Didn’t Want The Banana She Asked For 5 Minutes Before

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    #79

    Because I Peeled The Sticker Off Of A Melon

    Because I Peeled The Sticker Off Of A Melon

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    Cecily C
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give her the sticker and tell her that all fruit comes with free stickers for kids.

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    #80

    I Asked Him To Pick Up The Towel He Threw On The Floor

    I Asked Him To Pick Up The Towel He Threw On The Floor

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    #81

    He's Crying Because He's Stuck In His Brother's Underwear

    He's Crying Because He's Stuck In His Brother's Underwear

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    #83

    Captain Kirk's Feet Won't Fit In The Container Sideways

    Captain Kirk's Feet Won't Fit In The Container Sideways

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    #84

    31 Degrees Out And I Won’t Let Him Play With His Water Table

    31 Degrees Out And I Won’t Let Him Play With His Water Table

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    #85

    He Finished The Milk In His Sippy Cup, Apparently This Is Catastrophic

    He Finished The Milk In His Sippy Cup, Apparently This Is Catastrophic

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    The Laugh Fan
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, to me he looks more like he's really upset about losing his fish - it was THIS BIG mum.

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    #86

    Because I Wouldn’t Play The Ghostbusters Theme Song For The Fourth Time In A Row

    Because I Wouldn’t Play The Ghostbusters Theme Song For The Fourth Time In A Row

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    #87

    Because We Can't Leave The Refrigerator Door Open While He Rearranges The Condiments

    Because We Can't Leave The Refrigerator Door Open While He Rearranges The Condiments

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    #88

    Her Noodles Were Shaped Like Stars Instead Of Elsa

    Her Noodles Were Shaped Like Stars Instead Of Elsa

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    #89

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat His Shoe

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat His Shoe

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    #90

    Mama Won’t Let Her Chew On The Rim Of The Trash Can

    Mama Won’t Let Her Chew On The Rim Of The Trash Can

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    Nikki🦄
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *20 years later in theapy.* "all iwanted was to eat the garbage can. i feel do lost..."

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    #91

    I Turned Off Bon Jovi's "Livin' On A Prayer"

    I Turned Off Bon Jovi's "Livin' On A Prayer"

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    #92

    I "Ruthlessly" Made Him Put His Own Socks On

    I "Ruthlessly" Made Him Put His Own Socks On

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    #94

    When Mommy Puts A Red Lid On Instead Of Blue, And I Didn’t Let Him Put It On Himself...

    When Mommy Puts A Red Lid On Instead Of Blue, And I Didn’t Let Him Put It On Himself...

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    #97

    Because I Stood On The "Wrong Step" To Wait On Her To Go Upstairs

    Because I Stood On The "Wrong Step" To Wait On Her To Go Upstairs

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    Alwin Langevoort
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t care in this situation. Up the stairs, I’m right behind you. Down the stairs, right in front of you. NO exceptions.

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    #98

    I'm Not Letting Her Eat Her Pink Crayon Anymore

    I'm Not Letting Her Eat Her Pink Crayon Anymore

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    #99

    Because I Wouldn't Let Him Touch Dog Poo

    Because I Wouldn't Let Him Touch Dog Poo

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    #100

    He Couldn’t Have A New Mario Game

    He Couldn’t Have A New Mario Game

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    #101

    Toddler Bedtime: Not For The Faint Of Heart

    Toddler Bedtime: Not For The Faint Of Heart

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    #102

    He Ate All The Cheese Off His Pizza And Now It's 'Broken

    He Ate All The Cheese Off His Pizza And Now It's 'Broken

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    #103

    I Put A Lock On The Toilet Seat So She Couldn't Flush Her Fig Newton

    I Put A Lock On The Toilet Seat So She Couldn't Flush Her Fig Newton

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    #104

    I Wouldn't Let Her Use My Make Up Brushes To Paint With Toilet Water

    I Wouldn't Let Her Use My Make Up Brushes To Paint With Toilet Water

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    #105

    She Wanted To Wear The Fake Teeth But She Was Scared Of Them

    She Wanted To Wear The Fake Teeth But She Was Scared Of Them

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    #106

    She Doesn't Like My Hair Down

    She Doesn't Like My Hair Down

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    The Laugh Fan
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't be the first time she saw it down. Children are contrary creatures.

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    #108

    Notice Jack's Tantrum Because It's Carl's Turn To Vacuum

    Notice Jack's Tantrum Because It's Carl's Turn To Vacuum

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    #109

    "I Pulled This Rock Out Of The River And It's Wet!"

    "I Pulled This Rock Out Of The River And It's Wet!"

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    #110

    He Had To Stop Stirring, Because It Was Time To Put The Food On The Stove

    He Had To Stop Stirring, Because It Was Time To Put The Food On The Stove

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    #111

    When Daddy Goes To Work

    When Daddy Goes To Work

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    Adria Rhodes
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had that exact reaction when dad left for work, I missed Captain Kangaroo or The Price is Right (Bob Barker addition).

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    #112

    He Wanted To Ride The Carousel, So We Rode It. Then, He Wanted To Get Off, So We Got Off

    He Wanted To Ride The Carousel, So We Rode It. Then, He Wanted To Get Off, So We Got Off

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    #113

    I Won't Let Him Violently Throw The Shells

    I Won't Let Him Violently Throw The Shells

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    #114

    He Got Stuck Trying To Climb On Top Of The Kitchen Table

    He Got Stuck Trying To Climb On Top Of The Kitchen Table

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    Justine Marion
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have made a photo montage before getting him out, that is hilarious. If you don't have kids to make fun of them you are missing out.

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    #115

    This 30minutes Of Relentless Crying Is Brought To You By "Sorry, We're Out Of Blueberries"

    This 30minutes Of Relentless Crying Is Brought To You By "Sorry, We're Out Of Blueberries"

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    #116

    She Doesn’t Know Answers To Middle School History Questions

    She Doesn’t Know Answers To Middle School History Questions

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    #117

    I Wouldn’t Let Her Climb And Stand On The Coffee Table

    I Wouldn’t Let Her Climb And Stand On The Coffee Table

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    #118

    No You Can Not Stick Your Finger In The Dog’s Nose

    No You Can Not Stick Your Finger In The Dog’s Nose

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    Sarah Birch
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine would let it happen and the cat allowed herself to be dragged across the wood floor by a back leg. Guess I've got very patient pets

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    #119

    When The Package That Came Isn’t For You

    When The Package That Came Isn’t For You

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    #121

    She Sneezed, And Her Sister Didn't Say "Bless You" Fast Enough

    She Sneezed, And Her Sister Didn't Say "Bless You" Fast Enough

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    #122

    When Your Parents Don’t Understand Your Artistic Vision And Take Away Your New Birthday Crayons

    When Your Parents Don’t Understand Your Artistic Vision And Take Away Your New Birthday Crayons

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    #123

    Because I Won't Let Him Climb To His Death

    Because I Won't Let Him Climb To His Death

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    #126

    She Asked For A Strawberry Bar, So I Gave Her A Strawberry Bar. But I Should Have Let Her Open It- Now "I No Like It!"

    She Asked For A Strawberry Bar, So I Gave Her A Strawberry Bar. But I Should Have Let Her Open It- Now "I No Like It!"

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    #128

    He's Not Allowed To Lick Every Cinnamon Roll

    He's Not Allowed To Lick Every Cinnamon Roll

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    #129

    Tried Brussel Sprouts For The First Time

    Tried Brussel Sprouts For The First Time

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    Susann Campbell
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love those little cabbages, but not when I was young. They were bitter and just gross. Pass the pork and beans please .

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    #131

    I Wouldn’t Let Him Walk Up To A Random House Down The Block And Sit Under Their Garden Arch Trellis

    I Wouldn’t Let Him Walk Up To A Random House Down The Block And Sit Under Their Garden Arch Trellis

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    Kiss Army
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walking up to random houses? This is how people meet their new BBF... or their killer...

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    #132

    Snot Really Grosses Him Out. He Sneezed. And Instantly Went To Rage Crying. Poor Kid

    Snot Really Grosses Him Out. He Sneezed. And Instantly Went To Rage Crying. Poor Kid

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    Justine Marion
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will be great for posterity. This would be the one I pull out for the significant other meetings

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    #133

    Having A Complete Come-Apart Meltdown Because I Won’t Let Her Eat A Raw Chicken Breast

    Having A Complete Come-Apart Meltdown Because I Won’t Let Her Eat A Raw Chicken Breast

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    #134

    I Won’t Let Her Open A Hot Oven Or Stomp On An Ipad

    I Won’t Let Her Open A Hot Oven Or Stomp On An Ipad

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    #136

    I Wouldn't Let Her Pull The Tv Tray Over On Herself

    I Wouldn't Let Her Pull The Tv Tray Over On Herself

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    #137

    Told Her She Couldn’t Lick The Ashtray

    Told Her She Couldn’t Lick The Ashtray

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    #138

    I Told Him He Had To Eat Ice Cream & Not A Cough Drop

    I Told Him He Had To Eat Ice Cream & Not A Cough Drop

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    #139

    Mom Told Him He Couldn’t Bring The Vacuum To The Store

    Mom Told Him He Couldn’t Bring The Vacuum To The Store

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    #140

    I Wouldn't Let Him Bite The Fridge Door Handle

    I Wouldn't Let Him Bite The Fridge Door Handle

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    #141

    Easy Mac Takes 3 Minutes To Cook

    Easy Mac Takes 3 Minutes To Cook

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    #142

    Lost Her Page In The (Upside Down) Greek-English Dictionary

    Lost Her Page In The (Upside Down) Greek-English Dictionary

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    #143

    I Wouldn’t Let Her Hold The Bowl And Throw Salmon On The Floor

    I Wouldn’t Let Her Hold The Bowl And Throw Salmon On The Floor

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    #144

    She Wants To Sit With The Dog, But He Keeps Running Away From Her

    She Wants To Sit With The Dog, But He Keeps Running Away From Her

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    #145

    We Wouldn’t Let Her Eat Mummy’s Antibiotic Pills

    We Wouldn’t Let Her Eat Mummy’s Antibiotic Pills

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    #146

    There Is A Smear Of Peanut Butter On The Outside Of His Peanut Butter Sandwich

    There Is A Smear Of Peanut Butter On The Outside Of His Peanut Butter Sandwich

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    #147

    Mom Wouldn't Let Me Break Big Brothers Sunglasses

    Mom Wouldn't Let Me Break Big Brothers Sunglasses

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    #148

    I Told Him He Couldn't Water The Grass While It Was Raining

    I Told Him He Couldn't Water The Grass While It Was Raining

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    #149

    I Was Just Offering Him A Popsicle

    I Was Just Offering Him A Popsicle

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    #150

    I Ate The Last Bite Off Of My Plate Instead Of Giving It To Her. We Were Eating The Same Thing

    I Ate The Last Bite Off Of My Plate Instead Of Giving It To Her. We Were Eating The Same Thing

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like my dogs. They see me eating, they want some. I tell them "I don't eat your dog food'

    #152

    She Can't Pick Up The Pillow... That She's Sitting On

    She Can't Pick Up The Pillow... That She's Sitting On

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    #154

    He's Mad Because He Can't Reach His Thomas Train

    He's Mad Because He Can't Reach His Thomas Train

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    #155

    I Told Her She Couldn't Drive The Car Home

    I Told Her She Couldn't Drive The Car Home

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    #156

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat A Dog Bone

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat A Dog Bone

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    #157

    Cause They Couldn’t Have Cookies After Ice Cream

    Cause They Couldn’t Have Cookies After Ice Cream

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    Jessica Temple
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my boys complain about this all the time. One desert a day is child abuse I am told.

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    #158

    I Made Him The Chocolate Milk He Asked For In The Cup He Asked For

    I Made Him The Chocolate Milk He Asked For In The Cup He Asked For

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    #159

    We Let Her Play Outside Like She Wanted

    We Let Her Play Outside Like She Wanted

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    #160

    When You Don’t Even Like Maple & Brown Sugar Oatmeal But You’re Still Mad Your Brother Has It And You Don’t

    When You Don’t Even Like Maple & Brown Sugar Oatmeal But You’re Still Mad Your Brother Has It And You Don’t

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    #161

    I Asked Him To Spit After Brushing His Teeth

    I Asked Him To Spit After Brushing His Teeth

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    #162

    She Asked Daddy To Draw Llama Llama And A Kite, And He Drew Llama Llama Before Drawing The Kite

    She Asked Daddy To Draw Llama Llama And A Kite, And He Drew Llama Llama Before Drawing The Kite

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    #163

    I Wouldn’t Let Him Keep Dipping His Fingers In My Coffee

    I Wouldn’t Let Him Keep Dipping His Fingers In My Coffee

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    #164

    His Cookie Broke When He Bit It

    His Cookie Broke When He Bit It

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    #165

    I Wouldn't Let Her Throw Her Banana Over The Side Of The Highchair Again

    I Wouldn't Let Her Throw Her Banana Over The Side Of The Highchair Again

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    #166

    He Is Having A Meltdown Because He Can’t Wear His Pants As A Shirt... And The Matching Shirt Just Doesn’t Cut It

    He Is Having A Meltdown Because He Can’t Wear His Pants As A Shirt... And The Matching Shirt Just Doesn’t Cut It

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    #167

    I Said No To Blue Felt Pen For Breakfast

    I Said No To Blue Felt Pen For Breakfast

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    #168

    I Wouldn't Let Him Pick Up Dog Poop On Our Walk

    I Wouldn't Let Him Pick Up Dog Poop On Our Walk

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    #169

    Reasons My Kid Is Crying

    Reasons My Kid Is Crying

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    #170

    I Wouldn't Let Him Touch The Hot Stove

    I Wouldn't Let Him Touch The Hot Stove

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    Sasy
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted to, the lady minding me let me, never intentionally did that again. Ah the 70s great time to raise kids.

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    #171

    He Wanted To Wear His Dirty Pajama Shirt And Dad Made Him Wear A Clean One

    He Wanted To Wear His Dirty Pajama Shirt And Dad Made Him Wear A Clean One

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    #172

    There Was A Moving Truck About A Block Away From The Park Therefore This Park Is Ruined

    There Was A Moving Truck About A Block Away From The Park Therefore This Park Is Ruined

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    #173

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat Salsa Out Of The Jar For Breakfast

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat Salsa Out Of The Jar For Breakfast

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    Jessica Temple
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, just let him have it.... at least he's getting a serving of veggies. IDK, choose your battles.

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    #174

    He Wants Daddy To Make Coffee And Is Devastated That Daddy Doesn’t Want To

    He Wants Daddy To Make Coffee And Is Devastated That Daddy Doesn’t Want To

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    #175

    He Didn’t Want To Wear His New Boots

    He Didn’t Want To Wear His New Boots

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    #176

    Initially She Was Crying Because I Put The Cap Back On My Flashlight. Then She Was Crying Because I Took A Picture Of Her Crying

    Initially She Was Crying Because I Put The Cap Back On My Flashlight. Then She Was Crying Because I Took A Picture Of Her Crying

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    #177

    Because I’m Waking Him From A 3 Hour Nap!

    Because I’m Waking Him From A 3 Hour Nap!

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    #178

    He Asked Me Not To Put A Shirt On Him. So I Didn't Put A Shirt On Him

    He Asked Me Not To Put A Shirt On Him. So I Didn't Put A Shirt On Him

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    #179

    I Didn't Know He Wanted To Be The One To Close The Door

    I Didn't Know He Wanted To Be The One To Close The Door

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    Susann Campbell
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Open it and look out side and say good nigh or good by and let him close the door.

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    #180

    I Put The Straw In The Caprisun

    I Put The Straw In The Caprisun

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    Jessica Temple
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can barely get those dang straws in .... she should be thankful for the frustration you saved her from!

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    #181

    Because It's Not His Birthday So His Sister Gets The Presents

    Because It's Not His Birthday So His Sister Gets The Presents

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    #182

    I Won't Let Her Put The Air Pump Hose In Her Mouth So She Can Blow Air In Her Mouth

    I Won't Let Her Put The Air Pump Hose In Her Mouth So She Can Blow Air In Her Mouth

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    #183

    I Got Her Up From A Nap And She Immediately Proceeded To Lay At The Top Of The Stairs Kicking Her Feet Yelling What Sounded Like “I Want A Salad”

    I Got Her Up From A Nap And She Immediately Proceeded To Lay At The Top Of The Stairs Kicking Her Feet Yelling What Sounded Like “I Want A Salad”

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    #184

    He Couldn't Lift The Car To Put It Into The House

    He Couldn't Lift The Car To Put It Into The House

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    #185

    My 3 Year Old Sobbed When We Wouldn't Buy The Shittiest Tree At The Tree Farm

    My 3 Year Old Sobbed When We Wouldn't Buy The Shittiest Tree At The Tree Farm

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    #186

    Mom And Dad Won't Stop Singing 'Boyz Ii Men's 'End Of The Road'

    Mom And Dad Won't Stop Singing 'Boyz Ii Men's 'End Of The Road'

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    #187

    He Wanted To Go Play Outside. So I Said Yes. So He Cried. And Cried And Cried.... Toddler Logic

    He Wanted To Go Play Outside. So I Said Yes. So He Cried. And Cried And Cried.... Toddler Logic

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    Bettye McKee
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He had already rehearsed in case you said no and didn't want it to go to waste.

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    #188

    His Macaroni Noodle Had A Hole In It

    His Macaroni Noodle Had A Hole In It

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    #189

    I Won't Let Him Ride His Scooter On The Porch

    I Won't Let Him Ride His Scooter On The Porch

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    #190

    Because I Agreed With Her That The Lego Was Blue

    Because I Agreed With Her That The Lego Was Blue

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    #191

    I Told Him He Wasn’t Allowed To Play In His Friend’s Poopy Diaper

    I Told Him He Wasn’t Allowed To Play In His Friend’s Poopy Diaper

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    #192

    I Wouldn’t Let Her Lick My Ipad

    I Wouldn’t Let Her Lick My Ipad

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    #193

    I Wouldn't Let Her Put Both Legs In The Same Pant Hole

    I Wouldn't Let Her Put Both Legs In The Same Pant Hole

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    #194

    His Taco Fell Apart

    His Taco Fell Apart

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    Jessica Temple
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel your pain kid. This is a hard thing to have to come to terms with.... and it just keeps happening.

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    #195

    I Won’t Let Him Blow This Whistle 100 Times. I Told Him He Could Blow It 10 Times

    I Won’t Let Him Blow This Whistle 100 Times. I Told Him He Could Blow It 10 Times

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    Christel von Shelton
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first question that comes to my mind is, why did you buy this annoying thing??? Couldn't you see this coming???

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    #196

    I Won't Let Her Drink My Wine

    I Won't Let Her Drink My Wine

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    #197

    Mommy Wouldn't Let Me Lick Her Phone

    Mommy Wouldn't Let Me Lick Her Phone

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    #198

    Mommy Split The Cheese String In Half To Make It Easier For Me To Eat

    Mommy Split The Cheese String In Half To Make It Easier For Me To Eat

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    #199

    When You Give Your Child Water In The Cup She Requested

    When You Give Your Child Water In The Cup She Requested

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    #200

    I Asked Him What Colour The Star Was

    I Asked Him What Colour The Star Was

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    #201

    Cause There Is Bubbles In His Tub

    Cause There Is Bubbles In His Tub

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    #202

    He Can't Eat And Read His New Book At The Same Time

    He Can't Eat And Read His New Book At The Same Time

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    #204

    Think A “Few” Minutes Pass By Quickly? Then You’ve Never Had A Three Year Old Waiting For Pizza To Cool Down

    Think A “Few” Minutes Pass By Quickly? Then You’ve Never Had A Three Year Old Waiting For Pizza To Cool Down

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    #205

    I Won't Let Her Eat Baking Soda For Snack

    I Won't Let Her Eat Baking Soda For Snack

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    #206

    I Cut Her Mickey Mouse Pancake

    I Cut Her Mickey Mouse Pancake

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    #207

    I Won't Let Him Eat A Toilet Paper Roll

    I Won't Let Him Eat A Toilet Paper Roll

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    #208

    Her Corn Dog Was 'Ripped'

    Her Corn Dog Was 'Ripped'

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    #209

    The Mac N Cheese Wasn’t Cooling Off Fast Enough

    The Mac N Cheese Wasn’t Cooling Off Fast Enough

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    serena
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw that mess in the freezer. Cooled down in thirty seconds.

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    #210

    Because I Wouldn’t Let Her Keep Wasting Blueberries By Chewing Them Up And Spitting Them Out On The Patio

    Because I Wouldn’t Let Her Keep Wasting Blueberries By Chewing Them Up And Spitting Them Out On The Patio

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say hello to the mom and dad! Brother, sister, are really glad! Say hello to the baby with a twinkle in his eye!

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    #211

    Her Drink Didn't Look Like Everyone Else's

    Her Drink Didn't Look Like Everyone Else's

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    #212

    I Told Him He Couldn't Eat His Lollipop Stick

    I Told Him He Couldn't Eat His Lollipop Stick

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    #213

    I Won't Let Her Climb On The Table And Stab Her Sister's Scrambled Eggs With A Pencil

    I Won't Let Her Climb On The Table And Stab Her Sister's Scrambled Eggs With A Pencil

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    #214

    He Got A Bit Of Puddle Water On His Wellies

    He Got A Bit Of Puddle Water On His Wellies

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    #216

    I Wouldn't Let Him Stand In His Carseat And Hold The Handle Above His Window While We Were Driving

    I Wouldn't Let Him Stand In His Carseat And Hold The Handle Above His Window While We Were Driving

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    Courtney Davis
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how can you drive your car with the chest piece at his belly button and not his chest bone!!!

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    #217

    He Finished His Applesauce Before His Brother

    He Finished His Applesauce Before His Brother

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    Adam Hart-Dyke
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dogs used to do this. One would wait for the other to finish before starting her own so the first one thought she had more and then there would be a fight. Every time.

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    #218

    I Wouldn’t Let Him Play In The Toilet

    I Wouldn’t Let Him Play In The Toilet

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    #219

    Jasper Is Crying Because I Won’t Give Him “Moh” Oranges...

    Jasper Is Crying Because I Won’t Give Him “Moh” Oranges...

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    #220

    Because He’s Still Just A Touch Too Short For His Balance Bike

    Because He’s Still Just A Touch Too Short For His Balance Bike

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    Joanna Maynard
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why buy him a bike that is too big for him and leave it where he can see it. Of course he wants to use it, it is his. Hide it away until he is big enough for it.

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    #222

    I Won’t Let Him Play With The Knobs On The Stove

    I Won’t Let Him Play With The Knobs On The Stove

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    #223

    I Wouldn't Let Him Chew On Power Cords

    I Wouldn't Let Him Chew On Power Cords

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    #224

    I Wouldn't Let Him Bring The Cat With Us To Target

    I Wouldn't Let Him Bring The Cat With Us To Target

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think they'll believe it's your emotional assistance cat.

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    #225

    Told Him "No" To Playing In Toilet Water

    Told Him "No" To Playing In Toilet Water

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    #226

    My Child Is Crying About Wanting Bubbles... While I'm Blowing Him Bubbles

    My Child Is Crying About Wanting Bubbles... While I'm Blowing Him Bubbles

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    #227

    She Didn't Want To Brush Her Teeth, She Wanted To Brush My Teeth

    She Didn't Want To Brush Her Teeth, She Wanted To Brush My Teeth

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    #228

    His Ice Cream Was Melting Faster Than He Could Eat It

    His Ice Cream Was Melting Faster Than He Could Eat It

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    #229

    I Wouldn't Let Him Put A Toothbrush He Found On The Ground In His Mouth

    I Wouldn't Let Him Put A Toothbrush He Found On The Ground In His Mouth

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    #230

    I Put Blankets On The Back Of The Couch

    I Put Blankets On The Back Of The Couch

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whay do so many of these kids have what looks like tight bead necklaces? Seems dangerous to me.

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    #231

    He Threw His Breakfast Away In The Trash And Then Got Mad At Me For Not Letting Him Eat It

    He Threw His Breakfast Away In The Trash And Then Got Mad At Me For Not Letting Him Eat It

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    #232

    I Told Her She Was Adorable

    I Told Her She Was Adorable

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    #233

    I Wouldn't Let Him Drop His Cheese On The Floor

    I Wouldn't Let Him Drop His Cheese On The Floor

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    #235

    She Realized Daddy Ate The Last Of Her Mini Muffins. Daddy Had To Go Buy More Immediately.

    She Realized Daddy Ate The Last Of Her Mini Muffins. Daddy Had To Go Buy More Immediately.

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    #237

    I Closed The Fridge Door

    I Closed The Fridge Door

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    #238

    Not Being Allowed To Open A Drawer

    Not Being Allowed To Open A Drawer

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    Jessica Temple
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see patients 0-5 in my clinic, and this is always a break down when I won't allow them to open my desk drawers and scatter my files all around the office. You'd be surprised how many parents are annoyed I won't allow this to happen as well!!

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    #239

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Starburst Wrapper He Found On The Floor

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Starburst Wrapper He Found On The Floor

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    #240

    I Threw Out His Chocolate Milk From Last Night And Got Him A New Cup Of It

    I Threw Out His Chocolate Milk From Last Night And Got Him A New Cup Of It

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    #241

    He Wants To Drive The Car Home Instead Of Me

    He Wants To Drive The Car Home Instead Of Me

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    #242

    His Napkin Got Dirty

    His Napkin Got Dirty

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    Ann Jeppesen
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some kids with autism or ADHD benefits from having headphones on. So there's not so many noises/interference. At least we use it in schools in Denmark. It could be the same reason.

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    #243

    I Wouldn't Let Her Stick A Shopping Cart Belt In Her Mouth

    I Wouldn't Let Her Stick A Shopping Cart Belt In Her Mouth

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    #244

    I Won't Let Him Eat Frozen Tater Tots

    I Won't Let Him Eat Frozen Tater Tots

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    #245

    I Moved The Jumbo Box Of Diapers Out Of The Way

    I Moved The Jumbo Box Of Diapers Out Of The Way

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    #246

    Gave Him The Scone He Asked For...

    Gave Him The Scone He Asked For...

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    #247

    He Earned $20 And Couldn’t Decide What He Wanted To Buy With It

    He Earned $20 And Couldn’t Decide What He Wanted To Buy With It

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    #248

    Because We Had To Come Back Inside

    Because We Had To Come Back Inside

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    The Laugh Fan
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I do remember my mum being similarly wrong about making us come back inside. Parents.

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    #249

    I Wouldn't Let Him Watch Mickey Mouse

    I Wouldn't Let Him Watch Mickey Mouse

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    #250

    He Didn't Want Salsa On His Burrito

    He Didn't Want Salsa On His Burrito

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    #251

    I Took Away The Honeymustard When I Realized He Was No Longer Dipping His Chicken But Rather His Fingers

    I Took Away The Honeymustard When I Realized He Was No Longer Dipping His Chicken But Rather His Fingers

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    #252

    I Put The Parmesan Cheese On The Pasta. Silly Me, She Wanted It On The Side

    I Put The Parmesan Cheese On The Pasta. Silly Me, She Wanted It On The Side

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    #254

    Daddy Took The Garbage Outside

    Daddy Took The Garbage Outside

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    #255

    She Didn't Win My Little Pony Chutes And Ladders

    She Didn't Win My Little Pony Chutes And Ladders

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    #256

    Because He Can't Put All The Dirty Clothes Back In The Basket...

    Because He Can't Put All The Dirty Clothes Back In The Basket...

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give him a barbell, and he will look like the guy on his shirt

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    #258

    He's Stuck In A Box. Don't Worry, I Helped... And He's Over Exaggerating A Bit

    He's Stuck In A Box. Don't Worry, I Helped... And He's Over Exaggerating A Bit

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    #259

    Because 2 Pieces Of Cake Is Never Enough

    Because 2 Pieces Of Cake Is Never Enough

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    #260

    Because I Won’t Let Him Run The Sink Water For 10 Minutes Straight

    Because I Won’t Let Him Run The Sink Water For 10 Minutes Straight

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    Nostalgic Hyena
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when I used to play with sink water when I was about 7 and I remember getting upset for a similar reason..

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    #261

    I Told Him Plastic Bags Weren't Dhs Approved Toys

    I Told Him Plastic Bags Weren't Dhs Approved Toys

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    #262

    I Opened The Door He Just Shut

    I Opened The Door He Just Shut

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    karisha_mccarthy
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid is having a ruff day. This is the third pic of the same kid with the same shirt.

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    #264

    How Harrison Feels About Our Road Trip Going Bust. Me Too Buddy, Me Too

    How Harrison Feels About Our Road Trip Going Bust. Me Too Buddy, Me Too

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    #265

    You Can't Read Books In The Bathtub

    You Can't Read Books In The Bathtub

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    #266

    He Is Crying Because It Isn't Raining Yet

    He Is Crying Because It Isn't Raining Yet

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    #267

    It Was Too Cloudy To See The Solareclipse And There Isn't Going To Be Another One Next Week

    It Was Too Cloudy To See The Solareclipse And There Isn't Going To Be Another One Next Week

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    #269

    I Wiped A Sticky Spot Off Her Cheek

    I Wiped A Sticky Spot Off Her Cheek

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    #270

    I Put Her Down After She Begged To Get Down

    I Put Her Down After She Begged To Get Down

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    #271

    Apparently The Texture Of His Bread Is Different Than Yesterday

    Apparently The Texture Of His Bread Is Different Than Yesterday

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    #272

    He Had To Say Goodbye To His Mcdonald's Toy Even Though He Got A Brand New One

    He Had To Say Goodbye To His Mcdonald's Toy Even Though He Got A Brand New One

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    #273

    This Is What Happens When You Flush Before Your Toddler Can

    This Is What Happens When You Flush Before Your Toddler Can

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    #274

    I Won't Let Her Eat Mulch

    I Won't Let Her Eat Mulch

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually heard of pregnant women eating dirt (in the American South)

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    #275

    Crying Because He Woke Up 2 Hours Before His Normal Wake Up Time And Because I Peeled His Orange Wrong

    Crying Because He Woke Up 2 Hours Before His Normal Wake Up Time And Because I Peeled His Orange Wrong

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just grumpy bc he lost 2 hours sleep. That makes me pretty grumpy

    #276

    I Got Caught Putting His Blankie In The Dryer. He Stayed There Screaming Until It Was Dry

    I Got Caught Putting His Blankie In The Dryer. He Stayed There Screaming Until It Was Dry

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    #277

    She Asked Me To Take Her Pigtails Out, So I Did

    She Asked Me To Take Her Pigtails Out, So I Did

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    #278

    Mom Won't Let Me Eat Chapstick

    Mom Won't Let Me Eat Chapstick

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if it's that cherry flavored kind, who can blame him

    #279

    I Wouldn't Let Him Drink Coffee

    I Wouldn't Let Him Drink Coffee

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    #280

    Mommy Won't Let You Swipe Everything Off Of The Kitchen Table

    Mommy Won't Let You Swipe Everything Off Of The Kitchen Table

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    #281

    Mum Always Making Us Look Ridiculous

    Mum Always Making Us Look Ridiculous

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    #282

    I Turned Off Paw Patrol

    I Turned Off Paw Patrol

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    #283

    I Told Him He Can't Swim In His Pjs

    I Told Him He Can't Swim In His Pjs

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    Eleanor Ragsdale
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The two things he probably likes most. And they don't go together. Swimming in PJs would get wet pj's that the dryer will steal.

    #284

    He Refused To Get Out Of The Hot Car, So I Took Him Out Of The Hot Car

    He Refused To Get Out Of The Hot Car, So I Took Him Out Of The Hot Car

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    #285

    His Shoes Wouldn't Fit In His Mailbox

    His Shoes Wouldn't Fit In His Mailbox

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    #286

    Travis Singing A Frozen Song At An Inappropriate Time

    Travis Singing A Frozen Song At An Inappropriate Time

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    #287

    I Wouldn't Let Him Vacuum

    I Wouldn't Let Him Vacuum

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    Gracie Mae
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY ON EARTH NOT? it's never too early to let them learn how to clean! by the time they're a teen, the novelty will have worn off--let them vacuum, sweep or anything else they WANT to do! (within reason, of course, and as long as they aren't getting hurt)

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    #288

    When You Fell Asleep On The Ride Home, Missed Dinner, And Now Have To Wait For Your Wedges To Cook

    When You Fell Asleep On The Ride Home, Missed Dinner, And Now Have To Wait For Your Wedges To Cook

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    The Laugh Fan
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Non parent asking this question but why not wake them up for dinner? She probably won't sleep properly when she does go to bed now.

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    #289

    I Tried To Give Him Some Of The Smoothie He Asked For

    I Tried To Give Him Some Of The Smoothie He Asked For

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    #290

    I Wouldn't Let Her Put Salt On Her Cereal

    I Wouldn't Let Her Put Salt On Her Cereal

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    Chris Jones
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why not? you put it on your own breakfast. nothing wrong with a bit of harmless trial and error. some of these posts i honestly have to ask "why not." Salt on cereal is an odd one, but let em try it and see why not. Some of the other posts like "i wont let her touch the stove" make perfect sense - but you should still tell the kid why they should not as opposed to something like "because i said so" (which is what we heard a lot of when growing up)

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    #291

    Daddy Threw Away A Piece Of Cereal That She Was Crushing On The Floor With Her Foot

    Daddy Threw Away A Piece Of Cereal That She Was Crushing On The Floor With Her Foot

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    #292

    I Won't Let Her Eat The Chicken Marinade

    I Won't Let Her Eat The Chicken Marinade

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    #293

    We Wouldn't Let Him Eat Dog Food

    We Wouldn't Let Him Eat Dog Food

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    Heidrance
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in my experience, the quickest cure for wanting to eat pet food is to eat pet food.

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    #294

    I Wouldn't Let Frankie Choke On This Wrapper So I'm An Asshole.

    I Wouldn't Let Frankie Choke On This Wrapper So I'm An Asshole.

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    #295

    Why Is My Son Crying? I Wouldn't Let Him Have A Drink Of Mouthwash.

    Why Is My Son Crying? I Wouldn't Let Him Have A Drink Of Mouthwash.

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    #296

    This Morning I Went Pee Before He Did

    This Morning I Went Pee Before He Did

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    The Laugh Fan
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I'm not sure, but isn't he a little old to be upset by something like that?

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    #297

    I Put A "Lid" On Her Peanut Butter Sandwich

    I Put A "Lid" On Her Peanut Butter Sandwich

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    #298

    The Look She Gave Me When I Told Her That Actually, This Car Isn’t Hers

    The Look She Gave Me When I Told Her That Actually, This Car Isn’t Hers

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    #299

    There Was A Dead Fly In The Bathroom. She Couldn't Brush Her Teeth

    There Was A Dead Fly In The Bathroom. She Couldn't Brush Her Teeth

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    #300

    Last Piece Of Birthday Cake

    Last Piece Of Birthday Cake

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a lot of high chairs with food served directly on the tray. Makes more sense than a plate they can pick up and toss.

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    #301

    We Ran Out Of String Cheese

    We Ran Out Of String Cheese

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    #302

    I Let Him Wear A Hat With Girlyhair

    I Let Him Wear A Hat With Girlyhair

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    #303

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat A Penny That She Found On The Floor

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat A Penny That She Found On The Floor

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if she found it on the table, she would be allowed to eat it? Lol

    #304

    I Wouldn't Let Her Draw On The Shower Curtain With Eyeliner

    I Wouldn't Let Her Draw On The Shower Curtain With Eyeliner

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mommy paid a lot for that eyeliner. Here's a crayon instead

    #305

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Chicken Pot Pie Frozen

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Chicken Pot Pie Frozen

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    Gracie Mae
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not? what's it going to hurt? let her try, she'll see she can't & hopefully learn a lesson. sometimes i don't understand why parents turn teaching moments into wars--it could've been a teaching moment!

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    #306

    I Am Not Kind Because I Made His Lunch And Put The Plate On The Table For Him

    I Am Not Kind Because I Made His Lunch And Put The Plate On The Table For Him

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    #307

    I Don’t Have Toys In My Purse

    I Don’t Have Toys In My Purse

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    #309

    He Wanted Monster Truck Toast And I Made “Just A Truck”

    He Wanted Monster Truck Toast And I Made “Just A Truck”

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    #310

    I'm A Mean Mommy Because Spencer Had To Wait For Sylas To Finish Eating Before I Could Give Him His Bath...

    I'm A Mean Mommy Because Spencer Had To Wait For Sylas To Finish Eating Before I Could Give Him His Bath...

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    #311

    When The Pastor Calls You Out As A Menace In Front Of The Entire Congregation

    When The Pastor Calls You Out As A Menace In Front Of The Entire Congregation

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    #313

    “I Want To Do A Dance With Music!"

    “I Want To Do A Dance With Music!"

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    #314

    She Believes Clothing Should Be Optional. but When It's 40° And Rainy With Errands To Run.... It Is Not.

    She Believes Clothing Should Be Optional.
but When It's 40° And Rainy With Errands To Run.... It Is Not.

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    #316

    Why My Kid Is Crying Today: She Was Looking For The Dog's "Finger Piggies", So I Told Her He Doesn't Have Any

    Why My Kid Is Crying Today: She Was Looking For The Dog's "Finger Piggies", So I Told Her He Doesn't Have Any

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    #317

    "You Guys Left Me All Alone Over Here!"

    "You Guys Left Me All Alone Over Here!"

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    #318

    She Changed Her Mind

    She Changed Her Mind

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    #319

    Because His Brother Won't Eat The Other Cheese Stick He Offered Him

    Because His Brother Won't Eat The Other Cheese Stick He Offered Him

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    #321

    I Tried To Feed Him Dinner

    I Tried To Feed Him Dinner

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    #322

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat Just The Polynesian Sauce For Dinner

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat Just The Polynesian Sauce For Dinner

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When she gets hungry later, remind her that's all she wanted.

    #323

    I Won't Let Her Eat The Woodpecker Food

    I Won't Let Her Eat The Woodpecker Food

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the way it's packaged..... Even I would think it's kid food, until I read it. And this child is too young to read.

    #325

    The Moment He Realized He Wasn't Invited To His Sister's Play Date With Her School Friends

    The Moment He Realized He Wasn't Invited To His Sister's Play Date With Her School Friends

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    #327

    She Wanted To Share Her Ice Cream Cone With The Dog. I Told Her No

    She Wanted To Share Her Ice Cream Cone With The Dog. I Told Her No

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    #328

    He's Crying Because The New Game Is To Pretend She Can't Climb On The Couch Even Though She Can

    He's Crying Because The New Game Is To Pretend She Can't Climb On The Couch Even Though She Can

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    #329

    Why My 5 Year Old Is Crying: His Shoes Don't Feel The Same On Each Foot. One Is Too Tight

    Why My 5 Year Old Is Crying: His Shoes Don't Feel The Same On Each Foot. One Is Too Tight

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    #330

    Because I Wouldn't Let Her Dive Down The Stairs Head First

    Because I Wouldn't Let Her Dive Down The Stairs Head First

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    #331

    She Got A New Helmet, And I Threw Away Her Old One

    She Got A New Helmet, And I Threw Away Her Old One

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let her try the old one on, and feel that it doesn't fit anymore.

    #333

    You Can't Wear Two Pairs Of Shorts At The Same Time

    You Can't Wear Two Pairs Of Shorts At The Same Time

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    #334

    If Y'all Would Just Give Me Marshmallows All The Time, I Would Come Over There

    If Y'all Would Just Give Me Marshmallows All The Time, I Would Come Over There

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    #335

    Reasons My Kid Is Crying: Lego Kid Won't Fit On The Motorcycle

    Reasons My Kid Is Crying: Lego Kid Won't Fit On The Motorcycle

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    #336

    My Dinner Did Not Need Its Hair Brushed

    My Dinner Did Not Need Its Hair Brushed

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    #338

    Daddy Took The Vacuum Back Downstairs

    Daddy Took The Vacuum Back Downstairs

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    #340

    Someone Woke Up In A Mood Today. He Wanted A "Bite" So After Making Him Lunch... He Refused To Eat It. I Had To Make Something Else Entirely

    Someone Woke Up In A Mood Today. He Wanted A "Bite" So After Making Him Lunch... He Refused To Eat It. I Had To Make Something Else Entirely

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    Nubmaeme
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Down vote if you want to but I firmly believe that if you start giving in to such nonsense, it will only get worse as they get older. When it came to meals, my Dad believed in "eat or go hungry". He didn't make any distinction whether we were 2 or 20. We ate what Mom put on the table for us and we kept our mouths shut. If we didn't eat, we were not allowed anything except water until the next meal. And I raised my family the same way.

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    #341

    I Got A Coke Zero Out Of The Fridge Instead Of Making Coffee

    I Got A Coke Zero Out Of The Fridge Instead Of Making Coffee

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    Jessica Temple
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He knows that coffee has antioxidants that are good for you and Coke Zero is, well... not.

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    #342

    Fox Is Upset Cause He Can’t Find The Bullet For His Gun So He Can’t Shoot Me In The Face!

    Fox Is Upset Cause He Can’t Find The Bullet For His Gun So He Can’t Shoot Me In The Face!

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    #343

    When You Pick Out The Adorable Leotard Made For You, But You're Also 2 And Don't Want Photographic Evidence

    When You Pick Out The Adorable Leotard Made For You, But You're Also 2 And Don't Want Photographic Evidence

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    The Laugh Fan
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So don't take the picture. She'd probably be okay another day wearing it.

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    #344

    She Couldn't Pull Her Leg Warmers Over Her Butt

    She Couldn't Pull Her Leg Warmers Over Her Butt

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    I Wouldn't Let Her In The Kitchen While Daddy Was Doing The Dishes So We Could Make Dinner

    I Wouldn't Let Her In The Kitchen While Daddy Was Doing The Dishes So We Could Make Dinner

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    The Laugh Fan
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on earth couldn't she go in the kitchen? Did he throw the knives into the draw from a distance or something? There may be a good explanation I know but sometimes parents have bizarre reasons. I thought it as a child and I still think it as an adult.

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    #346

    He Woke Up And Didn't Like That Mommy Was In The Bathroom

    He Woke Up And Didn't Like That Mommy Was In The Bathroom

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    Chelle Jones
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The moment you get that bubble bath drawn they magically wake up & need you. Motherhood LOL

    #347

    I Told Her She Couldn't Have More Milk Until She Eats Some Of Her Dinner

    I Told Her She Couldn't Have More Milk Until She Eats Some Of Her Dinner

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    #348

    I Poured Ice Down The Sink

    I Poured Ice Down The Sink

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    #350

    He Wanted To Bring Me My Phone But I Had Already Asked Jace

    He Wanted To Bring Me My Phone But I Had Already Asked Jace

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    He Didn't Want To Get Out Of The Car

    He Didn't Want To Get Out Of The Car

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    #352

    I Made Her Sit Still For 2 Minutes Taking Her 11 Month Picture

    I Made Her Sit Still For 2 Minutes Taking Her 11 Month Picture

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    Chelle Jones
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this photo was ohh so much better than trying later? Just saying. LOL

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    #353

    Her French Fry Was Broken And Not Big Enough

    Her French Fry Was Broken And Not Big Enough

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't eat it. There's more than 1 french fry in the bag

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    #354

    I Wouldn't Let Him Throw His Green Beans On The Floor

    I Wouldn't Let Him Throw His Green Beans On The Floor

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    #356

    Mad Because I Wouldn't Let Him Stuff His Mouth With Any More Crackers

    Mad Because I Wouldn't Let Him Stuff His Mouth With Any More Crackers

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    #358

    So Apparently I’m A Monster Bc I Wouldn’t Let Her Have Her Fruit Snack Before She Put On Her Jacket

    So Apparently I’m A Monster Bc I Wouldn’t Let Her Have Her Fruit Snack Before She Put On Her Jacket

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    Eleanor Ragsdale
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would want to give her a thing of fruit snacks, then eat 20 bags in one sitting.

    #359

    When The Ice Cream Man Drives Away And You Didn't Get Anything

    When The Ice Cream Man Drives Away And You Didn't Get Anything

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    #360

    He Thought There Would Be Biscuits With Dinner

    He Thought There Would Be Biscuits With Dinner

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    #361

    When Your "Balloon No Working"

    When Your "Balloon No Working"

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    Molly Tallmadge
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, when I was little, I popped a balloon. I then yelled "MY BAWOON IT BOKEN!" a my mom for 20 minutes,

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    #362

    His Rattle Won't Fit Through The Crib Slats

    His Rattle Won't Fit Through The Crib Slats

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    #363

    She Climbed Up The Outside Furniture The Wrong Way And Got Stuck

    She Climbed Up The Outside Furniture The Wrong Way And Got Stuck

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    #364

    He's Upset Because I Let Him Cut The Top Off Of The Popsicle That He Asked To Cut The Top Off Of. Twice

    He's Upset Because I Let Him Cut The Top Off Of The Popsicle That He Asked To Cut The Top Off Of. Twice

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    #365

    I Won't Seat In A Chair At The Table So She Can Sit In My Lap

    I Won't Seat In A Chair At The Table So She Can Sit In My Lap

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