Parents do everything for their children. Even if it means listening to a loud sob session over a completely ridiculous thing. You see, according to one universal truth, sometimes kids get completely crushed for the most unexpected reasons, and they will go into a tantrum to let everyone know about it.

Unable to do anything about it, parents are turning to social media to relate to each other during these cringy times. From not being able to eat the pregnancy test to realizing that dogs can't be grabbed by their penises, Bored Panda has found these hilarious meltdowns under the hashtag #ReasonsMyKidIsCrying, and they're so absurd, you couldn't make them up. Scroll down to check out the list and upvote your favorite entries.

#1

I Asked Her To Walk To The Top Of The Driveway Instead Of Carrying Her

I Asked Her To Walk To The Top Of The Driveway Instead Of Carrying Her

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    Daddy Tried To Read Her A Book. She Wanted Mama To Read It. The Book Is "Just Me & My Dad"

    Daddy Tried To Read Her A Book. She Wanted Mama To Read It. The Book Is "Just Me & My Dad"

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    #3

    Because The People On The Plane In The Sky Wouldn't Wave Back At Her

    Because The People On The Plane In The Sky Wouldn't Wave Back At Her

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    #4

    I Wouldn't Let Him Dip His Toothbrush Into My Wine Glass

    I Wouldn't Let Him Dip His Toothbrush Into My Wine Glass

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    #5

    He Wanted Raisins. So I Gave Him Raisins... I Didn’t Even Get The Chance To Ask What Went Wrong

    He Wanted Raisins. So I Gave Him Raisins... I Didn’t Even Get The Chance To Ask What Went Wrong

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    #6

    I Told Her 'No More Of Mommy's Makeup

    I Told Her 'No More Of Mommy's Makeup

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    #7

    He Offered Me A Bite Of His Pretzel, And I Took It

    He Offered Me A Bite Of His Pretzel, And I Took It

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    #8

    She Farted And Got A Fright

    She Farted And Got A Fright

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    #9

    There Was Frosting On Both Sides Of Her Oreo

    There Was Frosting On Both Sides Of Her Oreo

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    #10

    The 'Best Dad' Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Remote Control

    The 'Best Dad' Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Remote Control

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    #11

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Pregnancy Test I Was Taking

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Pregnancy Test I Was Taking

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    #12

    When He Said He Needed To Get Dressed I Reminded Him He Already Was

    When He Said He Needed To Get Dressed I Reminded Him He Already Was

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    #13

    He Realized His Caramel Apple Has An Apple In It

    He Realized His Caramel Apple Has An Apple In It

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    #14

    He Doesn't Want To Stand Up And He Doesn't Want To Lie Down

    He Doesn't Want To Stand Up And He Doesn't Want To Lie Down

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    #15

    Her Pull-Behind Dog Keeps Following Her When She Pulls It

    Her Pull-Behind Dog Keeps Following Her When She Pulls It

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    #16

    Cohen Cried For 20 Minutes Because He Needed The Pink Bus, 2 Minutes Later He Is Melting Down Because ‘I Don’t Like Pink’

    Cohen Cried For 20 Minutes Because He Needed The Pink Bus, 2 Minutes Later He Is Melting Down Because ‘I Don’t Like Pink’

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    #17

    I Won't Let Her Chew On The Tampon She Found In My Purse

    I Won't Let Her Chew On The Tampon She Found In My Purse

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    #18

    I Wouldn’t Let Him Unload The Knives From The Dishwasher

    I Wouldn’t Let Him Unload The Knives From The Dishwasher

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    #19

    Kids Decided To Go Sledding Yesterday In The Snow Storm. Then Came Home Upset They Were Soaking Wet. And No I Didn't Send Them Off Sledding Unsupervised. I Sent Them With Their Father. Much Worse.

    Kids Decided To Go Sledding Yesterday In The Snow Storm. Then Came Home Upset They Were Soaking Wet. And No I Didn't Send Them Off Sledding Unsupervised. I Sent Them With Their Father. Much Worse.

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    #20

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Dog's Tail

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Dog's Tail

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    #21

    Dada Went To The Bathroom. Alone.

    Dada Went To The Bathroom. Alone.

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    #22

    His Fruit Snacks Are Gone (He Ate Them)

    His Fruit Snacks Are Gone (He Ate Them)

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    #23

    We Gave Her Cake On Her Birthday

    We Gave Her Cake On Her Birthday

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    #24

    I Won't Let Her Drink Hot Sauce For Bedtime Snack

    I Won't Let Her Drink Hot Sauce For Bedtime Snack

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    #25

    Told Her She's Too Young To Start Her Own Youtube Channel

    Told Her She's Too Young To Start Her Own Youtube Channel

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    #26

    When Mean Mom Won't Let You Open The Hot Oven Door, Throw A Tantrum In The Pantry

    When Mean Mom Won't Let You Open The Hot Oven Door, Throw A Tantrum In The Pantry

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    #27

    Her Banana Broke And So She Had A Breakdown Too

    Her Banana Broke And So She Had A Breakdown Too

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    #28

    His Cool Coon Hat Is Getting Too Small And Wouldn’t Fit On His Head

    His Cool Coon Hat Is Getting Too Small And Wouldn’t Fit On His Head

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    #29

    "Only Daddy Can Read The Japanese Book"

    "Only Daddy Can Read The Japanese Book"

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    #30

    I Won't Let Him Eat The Bathroom Garbage

    I Won't Let Him Eat The Bathroom Garbage

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    #31

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat My 'I Voted' Sticker

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat My 'I Voted' Sticker

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    #32

    Her Blanket Is Too Far Away. Yes, The Blanket She Is Lying On

    Her Blanket Is Too Far Away. Yes, The Blanket She Is Lying On

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    #33

    My Shoes Don't Fit Her

    My Shoes Don't Fit Her

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    #34

    Because She Hates Walmart As Much As I Do

    Because She Hates Walmart As Much As I Do

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    #35

    He Wants The 'Clipse' To Happen Right Now

    He Wants The 'Clipse' To Happen Right Now

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    #36

    We Wouldn't Let Him Lick The Dog

    We Wouldn't Let Him Lick The Dog

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    #37

    The Fly That She Let In The House Landed On Her Plate

    The Fly That She Let In The House Landed On Her Plate

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    #38

    He Asked To Watch Toy Story. I Put In Toy Story

    He Asked To Watch Toy Story. I Put In Toy Story

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    #39

    I Told Her I Loved Her

    I Told Her I Loved Her

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    #40

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat From The Diaper Cream Tube

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat From The Diaper Cream Tube

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    #41

    He's Crying Because He Wants To Be This Tall

    He's Crying Because He Wants To Be This Tall

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    #42

    She Got Up, And Then She Couldn't Get Down

    She Got Up, And Then She Couldn't Get Down

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    #43

    Socks And Shoes Time Is Dramatic Around These Parts

    Socks And Shoes Time Is Dramatic Around These Parts

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