I am not your sugar daddy 😆

🎶You don't get to pick and choose different a*s and bigger B00bs, If my eyes are brown or blue!!🎶

Wise words to live by. Although I'd shave my beard when the temperature gets too hot to handle but good for the guy.

Equal opportunity demands, this I can get behind.

Yeah, sorry. I would unsubscribe too X(

some people are wild. just looking for friends that pay my bills.

He’s Just Ken

Love the answer 😂

ouch...

It's not high dating standards, he wasn't interested in someone with kids in the first place and wanted to be an a*s and give harsh remark.

These people shouldn't be ridiculed. They should be thanked for being direct and praised their honesty and declined further dating. Otherwise they will finally change their ways and hide how f****d up they are and will finally find some victim whom they will be able to control. This way everyone's warned and can back easily before any harm is done :)

Job interwiew...

Her answer is gold

A woman who has her own money ewwww. /s Nice reply though. :D

We found the solution for unsolicited d*** pics! Send them all her way!

You poor child. Do you really think your mother is going to teach anyone how to take you away from her? Think, could there be a reason why she hasn't raised you to adulthood?

Oh no, correct grammar. How horrendous!

He should ask her to put them up for adoption, like the braintrust at #1.

Would be a better alternative, if I'm being honest...

Don't you love when the crazy don't hide it and you can easily avoid them without realizing they're crazy much later?

Every time a woman ask about height needs to be asked about weight in return.

And again, crazy revealed themselves early. Just got to be happy it's so early.

#5?!?! Did he just add to his list of criterion that he requires ràpè in his relationship?!?!? 😳

Wait wait wait. Has never thought of a man sexually, but always begging to get filled with his seed? Whaaaaa?

He should have tried the "naked man" method, it's 2-3.

Why is it that in so many of these cases, people lash out at the other person even though that other person said nothing rude or called them names? Such horrible behavior! It's been years since I've dated on the Internet, and I tried my best to be civil if I wasn't interested. Now, when I look at these, I wonder if I'll ever manage to get into online dating again... yeesh...

wish we could show this to the wife.....

Gotta admit, this had me laughing out loud.

Ah well, I wouldn't meet her specification as I'm only 6' and definitely not fit. But then she wouldn't meet my specification of being sane, so we're equal.

I really wanna know if any of these guys every met anyone.

When men say "submissive" do they think it's a good word? Because if someone asked me to be submissive I would be insulted and quite pissed off

The only people that should be responding to this bio are the Police and maybe National Guard.

He was probably trying to end the day on a sweet note after dating your sour behind...

"Come pick me up mommy"

You: Have moneyyyy! Me: Doesn't even know the difference between your and you're.

If he's having that much problems with asking 2 questions in one message, I'm not sure that he's a winner..

She is sarcastic... the last line is "With all this mentioned [..] why I remain single [...]

She's looking for educated people that are both Republican and religious? Good luck with that.

....ahhh I prefer men without any hair down there, so shave that for me first

Meanwhile alt-right chuds like Ben Shapiro or Jordan Peterson straight up don't believe in female orgasm since they haven't witnessed it yet.

I'm not body shaming you Bruce but I don't do bushy eyebrows & receding hairlines

Sorry bro, I’m a turbo dude. That’s one above alpha male. Get gud

A 38 yo searching for a 18-26 yo? Absolutely normal, yeap

You could pay for that cup of tea & gas showing your feet on only fans, without a bf