In the most traditional sense of the word, a job is essentially an exchange of your time and talent for whatever monetary resources a company is offering.
However, as time has passed, companies have started to innovate. One of the most common ways companies add value to their compensation for a job well done (or at least a job done equal or above a given standard). And that is perks and bonuses which often come in the form of non-monetary goods.
But then you have companies doing something you wouldn’t even call the bare minimum—more of a crime against humanity—for min-maxing their finances and banking on suckers to jump on the train to get dirty deeds done cheap all while the company puts a checkmark on added-value incentives in their corporate checklist and calls it a day as they count their money.
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This “Gift” For Employee Appreciation
Employee Appreciation Gift
This was what our company gave everyone for employee appreciation week. A rock. I’ve been here 4 years and haven’t received a raise since 2021 (not for lack of tryin!). a rock.
I Left My Job Shortly After Receiving This Prize For My Good Work 😂😂😅
Why on gods green earth would you need to give 24 hrs notice for an extra 10 min break? like, really? Unless you're the person manually operating a life-support system by riding a bike?
Now, there's an important distinction between bonuses and perks.
Bonuses are compensation that is added to whatever the set hourly wage or salary is. The most common form of a bonus is cash, but it can also be non-monetary means—as long as it provides value to employees and the company.
Perks, while also creating value on top of the set wage or salary, are often smaller in nature and more often non monetary. It’s essentially anything that the company provides to be enjoyed or be used in a limited context. Sorry, you can’t take that Xbox home.
Employee Appreciation Scratch Off
You can get custom scratch offs made? I have ideas... Evil ideas...
Feeling The #appreciation My Employer Is Showing To Our Dwindling Overworked Nursing Staff 😊😍
Instead Of Getting A Raise This Slice Of Pizza Was Used As A Motivation At My Last Job
You gotta be kidding me. I'm sorry, but that sliver of pizza looks like left-over.
Bonuses come in many shapes and sizes. These can be financial boosts to your salary based on set milestone achievements or as an annual gift from the company for sticking with it through thick and thin.
Some specific examples of these are sign-on and referral bonuses for recruiting people, annual or milestone bonuses for achieving certain personal or company goals, extra vacation days, and opportunities to invest a part of your generated value as an employee into company stocks and shares.
I Work At A College Dorm. This Week Is Freshman Move In Where I’m Working A 12 Hour Shift. I Was Told Not To Pack A Lunch Because A Free One Is Provided. This Is My Free “Meal”
Congratulations!
The Monopoly Money My Job Gave Me Instead Of A Raise In 2018
Perks, on the other hand, have the same ultimate goal as a means of incentivizing employees, yet often come in smaller packages that don’t necessarily have a monetary benefit attached to it. They can, but tend not to.
These can range from free snacks to birthday gifts to monthly lunches, learning and development budgets, company partner discounts, and—something many of us consider a standard in any industry—coffee.
Pizza Party, But Employees Will “Pitch In On The Cost”
Response to EM: Yeah, you would do better "connecting" your a**e to your mouth since you're full of sh*tty ideas.
Instead Of Raises We Get "Work Bux" To Use On A "Store" For Ramen And Granola Bars
This Banana My Boss Gave Me To Celebrate 1 Year Of Work
Benefits and rewards platform Perkbox outlines some of the best and most universal perks for companies to offer and points out several key aspects to focus on when creating a perks package.
Namely, [1] perks work best if they are appropriate to the employee base (while snacks are universal, cinema tickets or free alcohol might only target specific audiences), and [2] coordinate with your employees to know what benefits they’d value the most.
It helps to offer a benefits package where anyone can find something they can benefit from, but talking to them beforehand will do wonders.
Just A Little Employee Appreciation
Took One Of Those Employee Surveys At Work Today, And They Gave Me This As A Gift Bag. 3 Pieces Of Candy From 1972 And A Pen That Doesn't Even Work. Sure Feel Appreciated!
Are the candies from their children's left-over Halloween trick or treat? Granted, I like Cowtails when I was a kid, but still.
This Is The “Thank You” Our ER Got For The Killer Month We’ve Had. One Of The Worst Since Covid
Now, what not to do when it comes to perks is essentially everything you see here in this listicle.
But, to be more precise, no pet rocks, “Monopoly” money, extra breaks, bags of air, appreciation trophies, scratch-off tickets where you win nothing, rubber toys, the thinnest slice of pizza in the world (probably cut by the cheapest pizza cutter in the world), a piece of candy, thank you cards or letters, unrealistically deflated bonus systems, used LEGOs, a first aid kit with a children’s activity book, and water. The list goes on, but we’ll end on a positive note.
My "Reward" For Going Above And Beyond
Instead Of Raises, To Help With Financial Struggle This Is What Us Nhs Workers Got Handed Out Today
Boss Brought In Drumsticks For Employee Appreciation
That's the smallest chocolate covered boob on a cone I've ever seen.
Companies can try to wrap a perk in joyful wrapping paper and sell it as a gift, but it won’t change how employees will react to it. And there’s actually a list of things to avoid.
First and foremost, benefits can’t be generic. Nearly every company nowadays has kitchens with snacks, Xboxes and PlayStations, lounges, foosball tables and, again, coffee.
Just Got This Email From Our Employee Appreciation Committee
So, the employee will have to pay for their own Appreciation Treat Bag? WTH?
This Is What My Girlfriend Got For Her "Bonus" On Employee Appreciation Day After 15 Years With The Company. Reminded Me Of The Old Charlie Brown Halloween Special Where He Says "I Got A Rock"
My Work Got Me A Set Of Assorted Legos In A Tin For My Work Anniversary…. They’re Used With Child Bite Marks And Stains
It goes double for benefits that are irrelevant. Benefits are supposed to solve a problem an employee has and can hence use them to their full extent. Like getting a discount for a beauty salon when you’re bald.
And it goes triple for everything else the company might be up to with benefits: trying to cover up a bad corporate culture, discouraging folks from actually using the benefits, and deliberately hiding benefits, but creating positive employee branding saying there are perks.
My Brother Works For At&t, This Is What He Was Given For Working Through The Pandemic…. A Silver Coin
A silver coin is actually worth money? Better than the rest of the s****y gifts here…
My Job Brought Us “Treats” For Employee Appreciation
Employee Appreciation, Nothing Like .40 Cent Noodles ❤️
Now, nothing is free and everything has strings attached in the corporate world. Benefits are no exception. But instead of creating this facade of a good-guy company at minimum cost, a benefit should be viewed as a financial contribution to boost motivation, increase workplace appeal, and encourage innovation, among other things. And that, alas, will cost money, time, and energy. But it costs more to cheap out now and “replace” it later.
What My Company Gave Us Instead Of Raises
A Dozen Donuts For A Staff Of About 200. I Feel So Appreciated
I Found Out Today That It's Employee Appreciation Week At My Work. Apparently We're Not Even Worth A Pizza Party Anymore
Today’s employees won’t be satisfied with a lackluster assortment of “gifts”. Benefits have to be well-rounded, covering areas of employee health, well-being, financial security as well as work-life balance. Staying competitive in the industry means actually investing into the right kinds of benefits that fit an employee base. And so if you have happy employees, you have a happy company.
It’s Employee Appreciation Week And This Is What My Girlfriend's Employer Gave Her. She’s A PA At A Community Health Center In The City 🤦🏽♂️
My Work Had An Employee Appreciation Lunch For Us
Do You Not Feel Appreciated?!
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Meals (1 Per Person) We Get At My Job For Shifts Up To 12hrs
Worked one of those before. Wearhouse work. Picking and building orders for shipment. 60 hours a week and my days off were Saturday and Monday. Six months and I was done.
No Raises This Year, But They Gave Us This For “Employee Appreciation Day”
Got A Goody Bag Filled With Candy And Granola Bars From Work For Employee Appreciation Week. They Included A Handful Of Laxatives As Well
This Is Our "Employee Appreciation" Gift. A First Aid Kit, Complete With A Children's Activity Book, And Crayons. I Work At A Factory
My Wife Sent Me Her "Reward Program" From Working At A Huge Hospital. What An Absolute Joke
You can get a total of $1175 in bonuses as long as you work for them for 55 years. That's more than $21 a year. Which is about $21 a year more than what these other companies offer. Lol
How We Are Rewarded At Our Fortune 500 Company
Nothing Says “Employee Appreciation” Like “We’re Forcing You To Work Overtime”
My Jobs Lazy Way To Celebrate Employee Appreciation Day. A Candy Bar With A Printed Sticker On It
Reward I Get At My 13$/Hr Job For Finding Over 15 Million In Missing Funds
Job Perk: Free Food!
I still think mine is the worst. On retirement and after 20 years working there (actually 23 years but they couldn't count) I received a tie pin (who wears tie pins) that immediately destroyed my favourite silk tie. So my retirement + long service gift ended up costing Me $45.
These are frankly the opposite of employee appreciation. If I were to receive anything like this, I would assume that someone was taking the pįss, and tell them where they can stick it.
Some of these gifts would be okay as a surprise for a job well done throughout the year but as anniversary gifts, or employee appreciation week/day/month they are pretty sad
I still think mine is the worst. On retirement and after 20 years working there (actually 23 years but they couldn't count) I received a tie pin (who wears tie pins) that immediately destroyed my favourite silk tie. So my retirement + long service gift ended up costing Me $45.
These are frankly the opposite of employee appreciation. If I were to receive anything like this, I would assume that someone was taking the pįss, and tell them where they can stick it.
Some of these gifts would be okay as a surprise for a job well done throughout the year but as anniversary gifts, or employee appreciation week/day/month they are pretty sad