My revenge story isn't quite as ingenious as these but it's still pretty damn satisfying. Warning-SPOILERS! There is this woman I know who absolutely despises me and I have no idea why. I always try to be nice to her but she does nothing but throws angry glares my way and spreads nasty rumors about me. There is a group of us that watch The Walking Dead religiously. Wanting to be part of the crowd, she eventually started watching it too. But she doesn't have cable so she waits until the season is over an buys it on DVD. Because of this she is always a season or two behind. Whenever I hear another bit of nastiness she has told a friend or co-worker I'll make sure I'm in earshot of her (which is easy to do because she constantly eavesdrops), and just start shouting out things to another co-worker who watches TWD like "OMG! Did you see when Carl got shot in the eye????" "Did you see when Negan killed Abraham?" "Poor Maggie had to watch Glen die!"

I'm too stupid to exact revenge. I just seethe n eventually move on...

40 degrees, hell. Drop that b***h on down to about 0.

Thinking twice is like hesitation and if you don't do it, you will get more regret than feeling calmed. Do it before your target is not there anymore and had a chance to escape your plans.

Nothing grand, but here is one of my little moments of satisfaction; Back when I was at uni there was a communal kitchen between 7 of us. We all got along on most days, and I love cooking so I was happy to make a meal or bake cakes for everyone about once a week out of my own pocket. This was until I realised someone was stealing my food. Now I'm not naive enough to think that no one would touch anyone elses food, but I'm talking an entire bag of sugar vanishing over night. I tried being civil, asking to see if anyone would own up, or if anyone wanted me to pick them up some next time I went shopping. But no. No one owned up, and my full bag of sugar vanished again two weeks later. Another week it was obviously being dipped into regularly. So, having had enough, I decided to add a little surprise into a new bag of sugar - I broke up a handful of dry spaghetti into tiny bits and mixed it into the bag, then left it. I just wish I could have seen their faces when they used it >:)

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I just put some piss and s**t in their watertank and watched them drink it for few days. Always put a smile on my face when I think about it.