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91 Revenge Stories That Will Make You Think Twice Before Being An Asshole To Other People
Revenge, together with love and death, has probably amassed the biggest count of quotes and sayings. From Plutarch to Gandhi, everybody can find a relatable one. It probably means, that we, as humans, are spiteful by nature and are constantly seeking to find a way of how to get revenge to our foes. Though vengeance usually doesn't solve any problems, the one done humorously can give us relief and shame the wrong-doer.
Scroll down to see what we're talking about. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list below is packed full of the funniest, the strangest, the wittiest, and the shrewdest acts of retribution we could find, and some of them can take the revenge definition to another level. From people getting even with cheating spouses and ex-partners, to parents getting their own back on babies and even goats seeking retribution, you're sure to find an act of sweet revenge to suit every occasion. We don't recommend trying any of these things yourself, especially if it involves the damage or destruction of another person's property or worse. Scroll through the list of revenge stories below and have a laugh or two, but if you find yourself in a similar situation, try to be calm as a cucumber instead. Bored Panda does not agree with spiteful attitudes, but some of these revenge photos are just priceless.
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#1
Revenge Of The Nerd
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#2
Revenge On A Rude And Obnoxious Parent
#3
Well Deserved Dump
#4
Don't Mess Up With This Lady
#5
Grandma's Revenge
#6
Stray Dog Kicked By Driver Returns With A Pack Of Friends To Trash His Car
#7
Lying About Heart Problems
#8
When Your Ex Can Still Control Your Thermostat
#9
Tattoo Revenge
#11
Found Out The Girl I Slept With Has A Boyfriend The Next Day. Left This Note Under The Toilet Seat Where Hopefully Only He'll See It
#12
Quiet Train Car Revenge
#13
Terrible Parker Receives Sweet Sweet Karma Via A Herd Of Busses
#15
Yeah, You're An Asshole. Unfortunately For You, So Am I
Daria B 7 years ago
Once, when my husband (then boyfriend) and I moved to a very small flat, it had a washing machine place separately, suggesting to be shared between neighbours. Having phobias of scenarios like the one described here, as well as some other possible ones, we immediately agreed we'd prefer to have our own washing machine in our own bathroom. So we did.
#16
Unlucky Steam Key Scammer Calls Electronics, Gets The Dumbest Employee In The World
#17
I Put This On My Homophobic Dads Work Truck After He Yelled At Me, And Mainly My Girlfriend, For Being Gay
#18
Man Illegally Parks In Handicap Spot, Pranksters Cover The Car In Sticky Notes
#20
So I Got Fired From My Job
#21
Found Out My Girlfriend Is Cheating On Me. Giving Her This Card Tonight At My Birthday Dinner
#22
That's What You Get From Leaving Dog In A Car
#23
Revenge Of The Garbage Men
#24
This Girl In The Theater Had Her Feet Up On The Back Of My Friend's Chair
Jesus Wäre 7 years ago
Good on you man! I hate those kinds of people. Whenever they do that to me my girlfriend gets up and goes behind the person doing it
#25
Pretty Little Liar
#26
A Living Statue Gets Revenge For Getting Pushed
#27
Asked My Girlfriend To Pick Up A Card From Us For My Mom's Birthday... Girlfriend: 1 Me: 0
#28
Craigslist Scammer Petty Revenge
#29
Karma's Funny
#30
Instant Revenge
#34
Another Use For A Zip Tie
#35
This Comeback
Jeremie Guerra 7 years ago
That's a fast delivery, what was that pizzeria? ... that's not the point? ...oh, ok... :)
#36
Dog's Revenge
#37
Stay Away From The Coffee Creamer At Work
Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago
How utterly bizarre that people get freaked out by drinking human milk when we are the only mammals that drink the milk of other mammals!
#38
Cheat On Me? I'll Destroy Your Relationship With Your Mother
Sweep the Leg 7 years ago
Did something similar... Had a guy cheat on me and put all the love notes and tokens in a box and sent it via Fed-Ex to his parents house. They had to open it up and call him. Apparently, he didn't tell them at the time what he had done because he was ashamed, but connected with me years later and said he eventually told his parents the reason for the box. They told him they were disappointed in him to see he obviously hadn't grown up. I think his parents words stung him more than I could.
#39
Slow Burn
#40
Smart Car Isn't Having It
Anna Thouvenin 7 years ago
That is not even as much as he deserves. People who are uncivilized like this are very welcome to go live by their own, if they can't live in society.
#43
Cheese Revenge
#44
2 Free Goats
#45
Well Deserved Revenge
Jeremie Guerra 7 years ago
I got a little confused with the :"I'm married with two kids"... ^^
#46
So Someone Stole My Bike
#47
Savage Boyfriend
#48
This Comeback
#49
This (Ex) Wife Went Big
Gwinevere von Ludwig 7 years ago
this is a viral campaign for some TV show. came out a few yars ago.
#50
Sheep Gets Revenge On Cat
#51
My Friend Decided To Cover Up The Tattoo Of His Ex Wife
#52
Called My Wife A Sandwich Maker
#54
Someone Wasn't Happy About This Double-Parked Car
white widow 7 years ago
I would've tried to put them in an U shape... to make it harder to remove them...
#55
Well, He Is Right
Jesus Wäre 7 years ago
Why is gay an insult? Saying "you're gay" is like saying "you're a person who has their own sexual preferences" ._.
#56
Street Art Revenge
#57
My Girlfriend Thinks She Is Funny
#58
Bitter Man Buys The House Next Door To His Ex-Wife And Installs An Interesting Sculpture
#59
My Roommate Went Out Of Town And Came Back To 400 Balloons. Got His Revenge When The Other One Left For A Week. Literally Everything In His Room Was Wrapped And Put Back In The Same Place
#60
So Generous
i_know_im_amazing 7 years ago
I like the "Girls, ( or guys of you're that way inclined)" it's a nice touch
#61
Best Wishes To You, Her, & Your Baby. Love, Your Wife
#62
Angry Girl At My School Posted These All Around Campus
Anne Madag 7 years ago
and that lost dog is become famous in their campus :'3 but still not good that revenge.
#63
Trust Issues
#64
You Get Some Pretty Satisfying Results
#65
Got Revenge On My Sister By Hiding Her Science Presentation In A Maze Of Folders
#66
Man Finds Over 100 Ways To Use His Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress
Janice Foster 7 years ago
Actions like this just reflect badly on him - she's still sooo much in his brain, rent-free, that he spends all this time on petty acts
#67
So My Neighbors Had A Dispute
#68
Ex Fiancé And Ex Best Man Are Now Dating. He Left His Wii At My Place. I Made Sure To Get It Back To Him
Anna Thouvenin 7 years ago
I can just imagine a dozen ways to make it worse. Imagine putting a layer of sandpaper right between two layers of tape so that he's gonna hate you even more.
#69
Girlfriend Packed My Lunch Today After An Argument The Night Before
#70
My Roommate Is Always Leaving Passive Aggressive Notes About What She Does Around The House. Thought I'd Join In
#71
To The Person Who Stole My Pizza
#72
Glowing Revenge
#73
Revenge Is Sweet
#74
Roommate Stopped Chipping In
#75
My Friend Caught Her Husband Cheating On Her With A Girl He Met Through Online Gaming. She Cleaned All Of Her Belongings Out Of The House Today While He Was At Work And Left The Shirt He Wore To His Bachelor Party On His Favorite Gaming Chair
#76
My Friends Parents Force Her And Her Siblings To Have A Picture With Santa Every Year. This Year They Got Revenge And Took This Beauty Home
#77
Welcome Home
#78
How To Get Your Neighbors To Stop Stealing Your Newspaper
#79
My Roommate Fed A Few Of Us Dog Food Saying It Was Jerky. He Went Away This Weekend. 1km Of Clinging Revenge
#80
This Guy Pissed Off His Neighbor, Who Happens To Own The Adjacent Parking Lot
Dilyan Dimitrov 7 years ago
Pretty sure that's illegal. If one owns a property, they're entitled by law to access from and to that property as well.
#81
Don't Mess With A Contractor And His Parking Spot
#82
Five More Tasks To Complete
#83
Revenge On Cheating Ex-boyfriend That Will Take About 17 Years
Rosa Greyhound 7 years ago
I always find it so weird when American people are like 'what's that in our money' cos usually it's the other way around (I'm English)
#84
While Preparing For My Garage Sale, I Found A Pendant My Ex Gave Me... I Decided To Be A Little Creative With Selling It
#85
Revenge On The Baby
P.Brux FHell 7 years ago
uuuhhh, I bet the baby will need diaper rash cream for that burn!! Nah, he probably is out of f***s to give
#86
Caught Wife Cheating, Free Corvette!
#87
Tips For A Bad Service
E Menendez 7 years ago
Not much in terms of revenge. Just turn the glass upright while holding the plate on it.
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Niki Kelly 7 years ago
My revenge story isn't quite as ingenious as these but it's still pretty damn satisfying. Warning-SPOILERS! There is this woman I know who absolutely despises me and I have no idea why. I always try to be nice to her but she does nothing but throws angry glares my way and spreads nasty rumors about me. There is a group of us that watch The Walking Dead religiously. Wanting to be part of the crowd, she eventually started watching it too. But she doesn't have cable so she waits until the season is over an buys it on DVD. Because of this she is always a season or two behind. Whenever I hear another bit of nastiness she has told a friend or co-worker I'll make sure I'm in earshot of her (which is easy to do because she constantly eavesdrops), and just start shouting out things to another co-worker who watches TWD like "OMG! Did you see when Carl got shot in the eye????" "Did you see when Negan killed Abraham?" "Poor Maggie had to watch Glen die!"
Abigail Forrest 7 years ago
Mine isn't ingenious either, but is similar to something like This. SPOILERS. Eurovision happened last Saturday, but my dad was at a meeting so we've paused it and are going to watch it this Saturday instead. But the entirety of last week was my friend Nadia asking me if I watched it, and every time she asked I would say yes. And On saturday, I text her my annoyance at having to postpone. Come Monday, she comes into school and I've successfully avoided spoilers so I can find out for myself who won. While talking to another friend, I hear Nadia yell "PORTUGAL WON!!!" and I yell at her, and her reply is "oh sorry, I didn't know you watched it." A few hours later, I was talking to my friend Hamidha about New Girl, which Nadia recently started watching. So when she said "New Girl??? I watch that!" I turned around and said "Oh yeah? Schmidt and CeCe get married and Cece gets pregnant. Oh, and Nick and Jess get together and Coach and May break up and Winston dates his co worker Ally."
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Chase Goodson 7 years ago
Some little 13 year old was squealing at me over my gaming microphone because he couldnt beat me in a call of duty match. So, he threatens to "find where i live and f**k my mom in front of me." Well, i said "alright cool i'll let her know you're interested." And proceeded to trace his connection, locating this idiot not even 14 miles from me. So i get my mom, tell her the situation, and we get in the truck and head over and knock on the door. Kid comes up with his mom, and my mom and i graciously explain what had transpired. His mom was very polite and nice but as soon as that door shut all i heard was a smack and a crying 13 year old brat. Priceless.
Cami Brown 2 years ago
I had a teacher tell me this story: her son was a missionary in Africa (I forget the country), and she'd occasionally send him packages but they didn't all get to him because the local post office would steal them sometimes. So she sent him brownies with laxatives. A month or so later she got a letter saying he was sorry it took so long to write but the post office had been closed for a while because all the employees were sick.
Taruna Sawaki 4 years ago
Thinking twice is like hesitation and if you don't do it, you will get more regret than feeling calmed. Do it before your target is not there anymore and had a chance to escape your plans.
EvieNiffler 7 years ago
Nothing grand, but here is one of my little moments of satisfaction; Back when I was at uni there was a communal kitchen between 7 of us. We all got along on most days, and I love cooking so I was happy to make a meal or bake cakes for everyone about once a week out of my own pocket. This was until I realised someone was stealing my food. Now I'm not naive enough to think that no one would touch anyone elses food, but I'm talking an entire bag of sugar vanishing over night. I tried being civil, asking to see if anyone would own up, or if anyone wanted me to pick them up some next time I went shopping. But no. No one owned up, and my full bag of sugar vanished again two weeks later. Another week it was obviously being dipped into regularly. So, having had enough, I decided to add a little surprise into a new bag of sugar - I broke up a handful of dry spaghetti into tiny bits and mixed it into the bag, then left it. I just wish I could have seen their faces when they used it >:)
aisha petis 2 years ago
Hello, I bring you good news. Do you need black magic spells to get rid of your husband’s mistress ? Do you want to fix your marriage or relationship or you want to get back with your ex after the breakup or you want to put a stop to that Divorce? Do you want revenge on your enemies or do you want a death spell cast on someone who has wronged you in the past ? If yes then let me recommend a tested and trusted voodoo man called Dr noble who has helped me to destroy my enemy (Donald) that almost ruined my life just because I got promoted before him at our place of work. I contacted Dr Noble for his powerful death spell and in 48 hours Donald died in an accident. It was the greatest news to me that day. Finally my enemy is out of the way thank you Noble. Here is Dr Noble’s website noblesolutiontemple. com or whatsapp on plus 234 8129950262
Lucy Stone 2 years ago
Yesterday I was at Costco and this guy swooped in and stole my parking spot I had the blinker on but he didn't care. When he parked I told him you know you stole that from me right. He told me I shouldn't have been bothered by it it's not a big deal. I screamed at him and went home instead of going to Costco. I wish I had a good revenge story. My life is a series of assholes who go out of their way to f**k with me and nothing ever bad happens to them.
mishael meshaal 3 years ago
I just put some piss and s**t in their watertank and watched them drink it for few days. Always put a smile on my face when I think about it.
Cherié Terblanche 7 years ago
I feel like I HAVE TO add my revenge story here. It's going to be the short version of a very long story. SO I worked at the medical insurance company as a customer service consultant. The working conditions were horrible with a General Manager who was an absolute Hitler. She got joy out of making people's lives miserable and pushed people so far that they either resigned or she found some b******t grounds to fire them on. I was part of the latter. When you start working for this company, you have to bring your own coffee cup to work and she loved telling the poor resignees to "not forget your coffee cup" as they walk out the door. Out of pure spite she sent me a friend request on Facebook right after she had me fired. I simmered and wanted to let loose with some insults that would send me straight to hell. But I figured that that was exactly what she wanted, so I left it. But I didn't delete the friend request.
Cherié Terblanche 7 years ago
Some years passed and I heard that that same woman, along with the CEO was being investigated for fraudulent activities. The client’s claims were paid into THEIR bank accounts rather than to the clients and then they told the clients some b******t story as to why their claims were never paid. Shortly after both of them were fired and that’s where I saw my gap. I accepted her friend request and posted a photo of her coffee cup (which she never got to take, because they were escorted out of the building by the Police) with the caption “Don’t forget your coffee cup!”. Then I took a screenshot of what I did and sent it to everyone I used to work with at that same company. She blocked me shortly after I posted that, but I got immense satisfaction out of knowing that she knows I know what she did.
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Sergiu Vlad 7 years ago
Haven't we seen all these already? Early 2017 or something? C'mon BP, you can do better than reheated soup.
Wita Rodriguez 7 years ago
I had a boyfriend i lived with, he came home with a valentines gift set of Colongne, shaped like a heart. He said his Mom gave it to him, i knew better, was from his Secretary. So I dumped some of the bottle out and put windex in it, smelled like Cat P**s. Every morning id see him use it and I'd say hat some stinky stuff. Im surprised the people he worked with didnt comment on the smell. I nver told him, been over twenty years😡👀
Dave Roger 7 years ago
Well if anyone would understand being "butthurt" (what adult actually says that?) and immaturity, it's certainly you. Have you ever looked at something and not had to whine about it immediately?
Load More Replies... Niki Kelly 7 years ago
My revenge story isn't quite as ingenious as these but it's still pretty damn satisfying. Warning-SPOILERS! There is this woman I know who absolutely despises me and I have no idea why. I always try to be nice to her but she does nothing but throws angry glares my way and spreads nasty rumors about me. There is a group of us that watch The Walking Dead religiously. Wanting to be part of the crowd, she eventually started watching it too. But she doesn't have cable so she waits until the season is over an buys it on DVD. Because of this she is always a season or two behind. Whenever I hear another bit of nastiness she has told a friend or co-worker I'll make sure I'm in earshot of her (which is easy to do because she constantly eavesdrops), and just start shouting out things to another co-worker who watches TWD like "OMG! Did you see when Carl got shot in the eye????" "Did you see when Negan killed Abraham?" "Poor Maggie had to watch Glen die!"
Abigail Forrest 7 years ago
Mine isn't ingenious either, but is similar to something like This. SPOILERS. Eurovision happened last Saturday, but my dad was at a meeting so we've paused it and are going to watch it this Saturday instead. But the entirety of last week was my friend Nadia asking me if I watched it, and every time she asked I would say yes. And On saturday, I text her my annoyance at having to postpone. Come Monday, she comes into school and I've successfully avoided spoilers so I can find out for myself who won. While talking to another friend, I hear Nadia yell "PORTUGAL WON!!!" and I yell at her, and her reply is "oh sorry, I didn't know you watched it." A few hours later, I was talking to my friend Hamidha about New Girl, which Nadia recently started watching. So when she said "New Girl??? I watch that!" I turned around and said "Oh yeah? Schmidt and CeCe get married and Cece gets pregnant. Oh, and Nick and Jess get together and Coach and May break up and Winston dates his co worker Ally."
Load More Replies... Chase Goodson 7 years ago
Some little 13 year old was squealing at me over my gaming microphone because he couldnt beat me in a call of duty match. So, he threatens to "find where i live and f**k my mom in front of me." Well, i said "alright cool i'll let her know you're interested." And proceeded to trace his connection, locating this idiot not even 14 miles from me. So i get my mom, tell her the situation, and we get in the truck and head over and knock on the door. Kid comes up with his mom, and my mom and i graciously explain what had transpired. His mom was very polite and nice but as soon as that door shut all i heard was a smack and a crying 13 year old brat. Priceless.
Cami Brown 2 years ago
I had a teacher tell me this story: her son was a missionary in Africa (I forget the country), and she'd occasionally send him packages but they didn't all get to him because the local post office would steal them sometimes. So she sent him brownies with laxatives. A month or so later she got a letter saying he was sorry it took so long to write but the post office had been closed for a while because all the employees were sick.
Taruna Sawaki 4 years ago
Thinking twice is like hesitation and if you don't do it, you will get more regret than feeling calmed. Do it before your target is not there anymore and had a chance to escape your plans.
EvieNiffler 7 years ago
Nothing grand, but here is one of my little moments of satisfaction; Back when I was at uni there was a communal kitchen between 7 of us. We all got along on most days, and I love cooking so I was happy to make a meal or bake cakes for everyone about once a week out of my own pocket. This was until I realised someone was stealing my food. Now I'm not naive enough to think that no one would touch anyone elses food, but I'm talking an entire bag of sugar vanishing over night. I tried being civil, asking to see if anyone would own up, or if anyone wanted me to pick them up some next time I went shopping. But no. No one owned up, and my full bag of sugar vanished again two weeks later. Another week it was obviously being dipped into regularly. So, having had enough, I decided to add a little surprise into a new bag of sugar - I broke up a handful of dry spaghetti into tiny bits and mixed it into the bag, then left it. I just wish I could have seen their faces when they used it >:)
aisha petis 2 years ago
Hello, I bring you good news. Do you need black magic spells to get rid of your husband’s mistress ? Do you want to fix your marriage or relationship or you want to get back with your ex after the breakup or you want to put a stop to that Divorce? Do you want revenge on your enemies or do you want a death spell cast on someone who has wronged you in the past ? If yes then let me recommend a tested and trusted voodoo man called Dr noble who has helped me to destroy my enemy (Donald) that almost ruined my life just because I got promoted before him at our place of work. I contacted Dr Noble for his powerful death spell and in 48 hours Donald died in an accident. It was the greatest news to me that day. Finally my enemy is out of the way thank you Noble. Here is Dr Noble’s website noblesolutiontemple. com or whatsapp on plus 234 8129950262
Lucy Stone 2 years ago
Yesterday I was at Costco and this guy swooped in and stole my parking spot I had the blinker on but he didn't care. When he parked I told him you know you stole that from me right. He told me I shouldn't have been bothered by it it's not a big deal. I screamed at him and went home instead of going to Costco. I wish I had a good revenge story. My life is a series of assholes who go out of their way to f**k with me and nothing ever bad happens to them.
mishael meshaal 3 years ago
I just put some piss and s**t in their watertank and watched them drink it for few days. Always put a smile on my face when I think about it.
Cherié Terblanche 7 years ago
I feel like I HAVE TO add my revenge story here. It's going to be the short version of a very long story. SO I worked at the medical insurance company as a customer service consultant. The working conditions were horrible with a General Manager who was an absolute Hitler. She got joy out of making people's lives miserable and pushed people so far that they either resigned or she found some b******t grounds to fire them on. I was part of the latter. When you start working for this company, you have to bring your own coffee cup to work and she loved telling the poor resignees to "not forget your coffee cup" as they walk out the door. Out of pure spite she sent me a friend request on Facebook right after she had me fired. I simmered and wanted to let loose with some insults that would send me straight to hell. But I figured that that was exactly what she wanted, so I left it. But I didn't delete the friend request.
Cherié Terblanche 7 years ago
Some years passed and I heard that that same woman, along with the CEO was being investigated for fraudulent activities. The client’s claims were paid into THEIR bank accounts rather than to the clients and then they told the clients some b******t story as to why their claims were never paid. Shortly after both of them were fired and that’s where I saw my gap. I accepted her friend request and posted a photo of her coffee cup (which she never got to take, because they were escorted out of the building by the Police) with the caption “Don’t forget your coffee cup!”. Then I took a screenshot of what I did and sent it to everyone I used to work with at that same company. She blocked me shortly after I posted that, but I got immense satisfaction out of knowing that she knows I know what she did.
Load More Replies... Sergiu Vlad 7 years ago
Haven't we seen all these already? Early 2017 or something? C'mon BP, you can do better than reheated soup.
Wita Rodriguez 7 years ago
I had a boyfriend i lived with, he came home with a valentines gift set of Colongne, shaped like a heart. He said his Mom gave it to him, i knew better, was from his Secretary. So I dumped some of the bottle out and put windex in it, smelled like Cat P**s. Every morning id see him use it and I'd say hat some stinky stuff. Im surprised the people he worked with didnt comment on the smell. I nver told him, been over twenty years😡👀
Dave Roger 7 years ago
Well if anyone would understand being "butthurt" (what adult actually says that?) and immaturity, it's certainly you. Have you ever looked at something and not had to whine about it immediately?
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