There's a BP sticker on the gift on his back

YES. My hair's literally EVERYWHERE. My bf recently told me he's happy I have so much hair, or I'd be bold by now!

The trick is to procrastinate until someone chooses out of sheer frustration...

Much worse then watching alone (the other can simply also watch later) is to continue with a computer game that you jointly played!

As long as the butts are touching, the relationship is safe!

both

At least remove the bloody blanket. This is no US movie.

This one really resonated with me.

eating is very helpful, less cleaning after to do :)

Chocolate is the worst, at first you aren't quite sure what it is.

At first it's fine, then it's slippery, then it gets frantic & slippery, then it's dangerous & someones gonna get injured.

Pop! Right in her eye.

Did anyone else notice the Bored Panda emoji?

We have to put our socks in safe places - our dogs adore them.

The reality is it's too hot for you, too cold her her, you burn yourselves on the candles, wax everywhere, the tub is too small and you are cramped up, the petals get clogged in the drain and you have to hire a plumber to fix the problem. And who gets the tap end?

Joey doesn't share food!

yup that's petty realistic!

Bored panda ice cubes?

Fuuuck, this is so true. Yet I found my true love thanks to this match. ;)

Hooked up for a one night stand: still together after 40 years! 😍

If only a guy in a bar who says that would not be turned down as a total perv right away, I would do it more.

When you are online, you attract someone of the same personality; while in really, maybe you care more about his or her image.

"Yesmachine69"

I tried dating apps before and got no luck.

So impersonal, but it seems to work.

Wait the reality of trying to get milk out of the fridge is that a creepy woman is hiding behind the door??? 30 odd people upvoted this, can someone explain it, I'm lost.

Forgot the space-hogging dogs!!