Same, but for encouragement. And just in case it's the only item that gets crossed off :(

3 days for Victorian wasting disease

I quit a job because I was considered "rude" for sitting in my car instead of listening to more coworker bullsh@t at lunch. Don't miss that place.

True that. When they say "No one is forcing you to stay", it's so untrue because finding a job is difficult and keeping it is even harder in a society that you're easily replaceable. No job means no money and if you don't have money, you have to set aside your pride and dignity to ask organizations for the poor for their help just to survive in an economy that is tearing at the seams. Inflation with no wage increase is just putting us all into debt and ruining our lives and relationships and we're too poor and powerless to stop it.

I feel seen

"There is a dog" - love it!

Thank you. :)

I FREAKING HATE having to write work goals. Everyone does. Why do they need something else to grade us on? Isn’t the actual work we do enough??

This !!!

God bless you, Joi Childs. Wonder if she can translate other useful work sayings?

I did that. Worked at a BBQ joint, they hired a bunch of children. Got in my car at lunch one day, started it and drove away. They mailed my last check 7 weeks later.

Good thinking! I'll have to try it!

But if I take a full on lunch break then I have to work later into the evening…

Proud because you know that if you had messed up that bad for her to do that to you, she would have either divorced you or killed you! And if she had killed you, her alibi would have been air tight!

Pros: everything. Cons: nothing.

I just say "My statement still stands"

I love the follow through

This easy quick response gets outta the way all the lil details, insert theme as needed, “ no you can’t come over, I’ve lost control of my life “

I think there's a finite amount of confidence in the world and some people are hogging more than their fair share.

We had someone repeatedly come in in long johns as protesr after the last lockdown ended. Did not end well for him.

I read this 3 times before I realized, sad but true.

Golden 🏆🏆

Did it help at all ?

Aww, they're so cute in their little helmets.

Broooo same

Chances are that it's not morning crack it's the night before crack, because she smoked it all last night.

Three folks I worked with got a job before getting a home after arriving in the UK. One slept in the work bathroom between his shifts, then pretended he worked the next shift on so he could earn three times as much.

Wish I had this for reference earlier in life

Or was the plant just not a team player?

TIL there are other people here just as old as I am. Thank you; I feel better now.

He looks like the dog that chased a car for a mile and then it stopped

Best explanation of gross pay I've ever heard !

At least she asked instead of just booking

This will be my new auto text response

I just tendered my resignation without having anything lined up.

Lol

And those Whitest Whites get all pink and pissy when you throw in one red sock.

There's lol in the background

Ughhhhhhhh

Faith didn't say this and this has been pasted and copied like everywhere on so many meme's - can we recycle it now lol

I aten’t dead

My response to the question: this usually occurs at companies that ask why I don't stay at a company very long instead of asking how the company can provide a long and fulfilling career

🤣👌👍

Me at 3pm any day.

OMG this tiny slice of pizza has fixed all my issues! Looks like my Grandma was right! I don't need therapy, pizza works JUST FINE.

A smile is not a lie and I can generally move on after that

Most of 2020 I signed off emails "Giant Meteor - 2020 : Just end it already."

Every time. The panic is real