Never write the list down. This is important. A mental list means you can change it at will. A physical list means that you can see all the things you haven’t done because you got side tracked by squirrels and cat videos and then people are judging you. Or you feel like people are judging you. Or maybe you’re judging yourself. Just go watch more videos. It’s fine

I wish I could hibernate all through January and February.

Not true!.... I visit Bored Panda.....

As a kid I absolutely love documentaries 😭

Yup

My mum does that and she HATES it, but she says she just can't get back to sleep so might as well get up - well not quite at 4:30 but always before 7

Because supper is at 4 pm, making lunch around 1030 am.

Yup, because insomnia doesn’t just get better with age..

Nope. Since retirement, I sleep till noon.

and? this one person does not speak for all of us. she is clearly useless.

I retired two days ago, it is 7am and I have been out of bed for hour and a half.... (boomer, not millennial)

I spend all week struggling to get up to go to work and then Saturday hits, don't have anywhere to be and I'm up at 6am no problem

My parents do this, and I don't know why... 🤦🏻‍♀️

I was devastated, okay just gutted, the first time someone asked me if I had grandchildren too. Technically, possible (I was 41), but grandparents are always at least 70 in my mind…

About 6 months ago, my mate called from the karaoke at the White Swan while I was sat in my pyjamas. I got changed, went, started to regret my life choices in the Uber and hated my life even more when I later got in at 3 and couldn't get to sleep. I'm 39 by the way.

Oh boy does this sound familiar. Of course, I haven't been a teenager for over 40 years. I still occasionally think that the early 90's wasn't that long ago but also have to stop and realize "wait, that only happened 4 years ago? I thought it was longer ago".

I would love this! Scrolling through real estate listings always means 56 thousand emails, sms from agents that I never contacted in the first place

That's me every time I set foot out of the house

And the super high massive redneck trucks that tailgate you with their high beams on don't help the anxiety level either.

Weezy baby!

Gentlemen, I strongly recommend not to follow this advice. Somehow my boss found it pretty strange I had a Bra on at work.....

Or you run out of food in your fridge.

Which will be put off until tomorrow because you're tired from the trip to the container store.

Slap bracelet is where she got me lol

And a crippling level of untreated anxiety

And here we are, rational thinking humans, the highest lifeform, whose intelligence and willpower is easily defeated by fast food and sugar.

The last interesting thing happened to me back in 1995. Unless people would enjoy 500 or so songs about how incredibly adorable my cats are?

Ouch. This hurts me personally.

Don’t underestimate the importance of cheese. The grocery stores have the best music. And get off my lawn

don't forget the " I have a coupons for that "

It would basically be a history class about the predatory elite becoming billionaires.

We have bat colony living in our roof and it’s amazing, they eat all the mosquitos and leave the bees and butterflies, sitting in the summer garden is bliss.

Reparations for all!

So you don't have drippy hair when you go to comb it. Completely reasonable.

Used to seem that every time I got my chit together, someone flushed the terlet.

I’m gen x and perfectly happy hiding behind a computer screen. The invention of email and texting was a boon for every introvert everywhere

Meredith was shamelessly gold-digging and manipulative though. Kids were right to get rid of her, esp. since the dad was too nice and oblivious to see it until the end. I do rather dislike it when shows/movies have kids that try to force a breakup just because they don't like change though. This wasn't one of those times, clearly.