Error 404: brain not found

Muttering about not finding what you needed, in case a cashier or someone else is in earshot.

It's a real struggle

LOL. I used this same image almost 30 years ago as an illustration for the Radiology Department's web page in our intranet.

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I hate to admit how often this happens. I've never figured out what I'm doing wrong.

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I always say something absurd when young people "complain" about aches and pains. Example: Them: "My leg is sore from working out". Me: "You're too young to have a leg!" My mom did it to me and I am obligated by law to do it to mine.

For those curious, this happens because falling asleep, apparently, registers to the brain in much the same way as dying does. So the brain does this jerk thing to make certain that you're still alive.

I had a saying years ago that I polished off and use again now: when you have low expectations, you're rarely disappointed".

me just about every morning

And this is what I spend most of the day doing, the rest is choosing which chore to start on

I just go through all my previous movements I sometimes catch the train of thought

Yep. I usually get myself in the jaw.

Me at school

Every customer service employee...

I highly recommend this to anyone who feels like they've been walked over or neglected it fun to watch people become surprised when you treat them as they treat you

Or those few seconds of bliss when they both unclog

Or reading then you have to start over again

Ahhh reminds me of the days when I thought that keeping things to your self was a suggestion and not a rule

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I repeat every customer service employee evere

Just now. Sigh.

I like to have Samyang noodles and watch an episode of the Moomins.

Hhhhmmmm

I go into Def Con mode, like.....what else do you remember cos I'm still trying to forget some

Why do we do this to ourselves

This is fine.

Enjoy life.

Oh oh....

Or he died........that's just saaad

Primink for 4 years. lol