Damn this hits hard

Bills: *savage laughter*

lol I've been doing this since I was a little kid, just because

omfg I would kill for a new washer and dryer and I'm not even old yet

Every. Single. Time.

This is the way.

Or you get into a crash. Or someone rear ends you.

"Listen man, I'm about to rob a bank. How about you come with me? I normally don't share, seems like you could use the money though."

Oh I can totally relate

😆

Vin run out of Diesal

Another rich American. It's €1.12 in the Euro-zone :)

"you offered 10 grand if someone could hand me in. I caught me, so where's my 10 grand?"

My grandmother does that despite having plenty of money, she also cuts up toothpaste and lotion tubes to get it all. She is the good kind of frugal, but I still wish she'd spend more money on herself.

This is probably lots of people that get their monthly check, then gotta wait 27 more days, while begging for money from everyone (noo I wasn’t talking about MIL🤨)

As a mum of 2 lovely (yet expensive) daughters, I laughed way more than is appropriate at this one!

oh god look at the drink too, I don't even hold my drink that way

Let's eat out tonight!

Ooofff....felt that!

Solution sell the kids

My mother's China

Prescription: no credit card for 6 months!

To work? pft you think I can afford the gas?

Now that I've got your attention...

One piece? B***h that's the whole puzzle. Money would solve literally every problem I have.

Just hanging in there and hoping somebody comes by to fix me :(

B***h where am I getting 6 months worth of salary from? Pulling it out my a*s? I don't see it anywhere else

The Simpsons had it going for them. Big nice house, two cars, a piano, basically anything they could want. On top of that, they had 3 kids and only homer had to work.

Maybe my charger will work if I don't eat avocado toast and drink so much coffee.

I used to avoid checking my bank balance. I knew that burying my head in the sand would do me no good, but I just couldn't bare to look.

I managed to get a good paying job once, but how did my debtors find out?

How much will you pay me if I wait 2 weeks?

95% of the restaurants in my area charge ridiculous prices for mediocre food. i'd rather just take the 10 bucks and make something that will last a few nights.

Auto pay is a b***h

What you do is turn it around and one-up them with YOUR sad story about being broke XD

Forgive me if I snicker

Ah, I see that you also own a Lacoste dog.

Good news Data now you can afford an oil change

That Pooh must be dyslexic then. He's been eating munny, not hunny.

Hello darkness my old friend...

Kind of you to assume I can afford 5 rolls of toilet tissue.

You can afford a phone!

We all do this, dish detergent, laundry, shampoo/conditioner, lotion, just not to be wasteful and getting your money’s worth

I would have no problem with this if our money went back into public works as opposed to mostly military.

Turn the radio up, the weird noises stop, honest!

Funny you think I sleep

It adds up.

*shakes in terror of lower house prices, higher minimum wage, and no inflation*

I wish I were rich enough that the price of beef jerky didn’t feel like a put down