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That's just golden 😎🥳

Wait you mean I'm actually supposed to hear voices?

2020 me be like 💀

Have you a moment to talk about our lord and savior Odin?

Life will never be complete without Lowly Worm.

I respect this man.

*squinting* why is the weighted blanket falling onto the floor already it's 3 AM

I lay in all 3 throughout the night. Sleeping on a partial side with that one knee bent is the most comfy tho

I'm more of a burger - flipping from one side to the other a few times during the night

This is me tho. I wake up every half an hour to flip over to my other side. TT. More like a pancake than a rotisserie chicken

Me wondering why my blankets, in which I purposefully tuck under my mattress to avoid them coming out, are on the floor

STOMACH

same

Same

I can only fall a sleep on my belly, although l can take naps on my side.

Stomach! Got a sleep machine, hate it!

WE noticed that the duvet always ends up on his side and the undersheet always creases towards my side, so we concluded we must both turn over the same way

I feel this so much lol

Me so much last night. Back hurt and any position was only comfortable for a little bit.

Side mostly, but on rough nights I’m spinning like a carousel

Rotisserie, me.

I call it the Death Roll.

I felt this deep down

It's alright, he's with the NYCD.

If anybody deserves a drink is teachers and nurses. Flourishing the minds of soon to be adults and saving lives for c**p pay, long hours and all the c**p they have to put up with.

lol slick

Nuhuh... Even more fun, it's discontinued.

Holding one red rose.

Me too, but just to make it more fun, I do it by simply slowing down, not hitting the break. Less aggressive but just as irritating, and in today's America, no need to p**s someone off, they may have a gun.

Your wife is amazing….lol

Why isn’t this higher

Never thought of this

Dogs sigh when they're content and relaxed.

And 92 tiny odd socks because tiny human socks just disappear into the void.

I mean - that joke edit is *supposed* to turn names vulgar, that's the whole *point*, but... good grief, this is a vulgarity jackpot, it's like that name was *made* to have this joke applied to it...

You got me!

I just up voted a brilliant comment on BP then discovered it was mine

I only consider my dog naked when he doesn't have his collar on. I chase him around with the collar demanding he put his clothes back on.

Ennui? That is literally ennui you are describing.

n o

Jogging with someone who is visually impaired maybe?

You are a Bad Girl -- but I'm still laughing!

God Pete Davidson is an a**hole, but at least he targets the right people.

My toddler, everywhere

You can ride him to the groomer for his pedicure!

if you're cold, sit in the corner, it's 90 degrees :)

I'm 40 and I smoke a little bowl and I'm good to go.

I've lived my whole life that way. It's called moderation.

Ha ha ha! Brilliant!

Not a Gremlin, just a cheese lover :)