"This sounds like a "you" problem. Going forward, you need to write a plan that would best optimize the human resources left in the office while I'm on vacation"

Sounds good to me.

I wish this wasn't true. I worked with a guy that put it to the test. He basically lowered his output to next to nothing (we are software engineers). Eventually he got board and started doing more work. He got promoted because of the "extra effort" he showed. Yet most of the department normally did twice his workload and got nothing.

I am so happy that I like my job everytime I see memes like this!

You enjoy looking forward to having days off more than the days themselves.

My salary.

I remember that one! It's been a few decades.

Sometimes they recongnize you but most of the time they'll just take advantage of you.

True.

That's me, 5 minutes after arriving at work and having had my first sip of my coffee outside of the building...

Mine Too!

I just keep nodding and smiling, it seems to work for me

Or you hear that the manager who bullied you has had a mental breakdown - is it still schadenfreude if it's also karma?

True ...I used to be this happy go lucky, smiling , being nice to people, laughing, excited about the world, making friends, helping everyone kind of person. Now I just grunt.

I would accept the challenge and grin maniacally all day long.

Well, the customers told me this place must have horrible management, so...

I have worked in 24*7 projects, Monday isn't special

never

I gave up trying to do this years ago, at the end of the day nobody listens or cares about what you have to say

I embrace it, better than hanging around with the alternative.

I once wished some vehicle to crash against us so that I can go back home.

That was me last night.

My colleague got the nickname 'police' because he was never on time

Yea, and you don't get you bonus or pay rise even though you wrote a email warning about doing a deal with that company.

I thought the "Sunday scaries' were something exclusive to childhood. I was wrong 🫣

During my performance review my manager asked me what motivates you and I replied 'money'. He wanted to say something, opened his mouth and then just asked me to sign the document and leave

Well, tolerable anyway,

Eff off, I'm not clocking out.

A variation of the George Costanza method.

Did that for years, and now I nap whenever I want to. I sleep in, too. Why? Because I can.