Haha I’ve thought this.

Yay! Firefighters are the best.

I'd rather play mermaids than sip cocktails to be honest

Aww. That's awesome!

Sign me up!!!!!

Me: "This is no time to panic." Google: "This is the perfect time to panic!!"

That sounds more like tenacity than hope, but meh ...

I feel this will go down well in my office on Wednesday...

Examples certainly support the theory.

Didn't Australia do that for break dancing?

Every time you pass go you get an avocado.

Bless.

And it's just them sitting down drinking wine and discussing what the kids are doing.

Which is why we need to go to the library more often and help out with storage

He was actually a telemarketer. Babies are cheaper to hire than grown ups.

If this actually did happen, it's the one time I'd believe that everybody clapped.

💯

Adolf was a popular name in Germany prior to World War Two. Popularity nosedived after that.

so when I crashed wearing mine I was only honouring it's inventor huh... I see!

Yes, my heart goes out to him. No one should have to go through the pain of losing their cheese.

Batman does not kill people, he just cripples them with his superior fighting skills, leaving them with a lifetime of medical debt. Forcing those people to commit crime to pay the bills. I bet Bruce Wayne's money is heavily invested in medical insurance companies.

My mom and I used to send each other newspaper and magazine clippings through the mail.

I need an adult show and tell

Lol

Ha!

Re-thinking the nature of work implies re-thinking the nature of supervision and management. So, nope ain't going to happen. Just too hard for them.

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I can relate. While it may not seem like much. All the little distractions can end up becoming annoying and stressfull when you are just trying to get things done.

I desperately need this, I can barely post a comment here without obsessing over it for 30 minutes

It's a tough call. Stay on Bored Panda cause I can't sleep, or go check out the fun pear recipes. And more...

Dream on. But I'd go.

As I said when this was posted two days ago, we can be both.

"participate"...I don't think they ever learned why that little piggy was going to market...it wasn't to go shopping...🤣

‘Dickensen’ tho! 😂

Now give 6 mangoes to Sam, 4 to Liz, collect 3 more from Bob and throw 2 away because they're rotten.

We've just been rickrolled...

Usually it's several things at once.

Should have used those mistakes to challenge its legal validity... Grammatical grounds for a stay of execution.

Gen Z, please keep up the fight that us Millenials are in with you. Gen X, thanks for literally starting this. My parents were Silent Generation and we were raised with a good work ethic but work isn't everything. I can't speak for boomers. There aren't any in my family.

She has kids at home.

Well at least you did the good things!!

Calling them old souls is being polite. Because it won't go over well if you say "Damn bro, your kid is really weird and creepy."

😆 🤣

People *without* checked luggage should be allowed off first because we are planning to get the hell out of there ASAP. The rest of you are going to have to hang around at the baggage carousel anyway so why not spend some of that wait in the plane while those of us who have places to be or just want to get the hell away from other people make our escape.

If you build it, they will come.

I do not get camping. Why pay good money to sleep somewhere worse than your own bed?

Wolf: Dude, the rent is too high everywhere, let’s split the cost. Pig *opens the door*

Colby

My mom's in her 80s. My kids are in their late teens. Mom's sick, so tonight I took her some groceries. She says to me, I'd pay for these, but I don't have any cash on me. Apparently, she is one of my children now.

One place that I worked at tried the four day work week. But it was still 40 hours. What they discovered was at the 9th hour of the workday, everyone's attention was burned out. Nothing got done that last hour.

Someone showing off his financial status. He'll need throwing avocado toast to the birds next...