50 Hilariously Relatable Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up The Human Experience

Same

I do this a lot when I’m singing them, if I mess up I restart completely

Some days the whole playlist!!

Me too🎶🤘🏻❤

All the time!

I need more money and therapy

I need more.money FOR therapy

... or a more reliable drug dealer...

I'll be honest, as a former addict, money helps but doesn't solve what rehab/therapy does. If there are inherent issues beneath survival, it will not be solved with money. I've seen people be very well off and be complete messes. There are many options for free and low-cost therapy out there. Some places do a sliding-scale deal. I hear this complaint all the time, but a lot of people that need to go that actually could go for free, don't go. They use money as an excuse. I say this as a person that struggles with mental issues/addiction, needs to be on meds my whole life, and live under the poverty line. Please look for free/low cost programs!

maybe he does need therapy...

Please see my comment earlier about being too honest. Uhg.

very true.... don't say "yes" when you mean "no" to someone and visa versa, you're not sparing their feelings (not that anyone has the right to decide your feelings or you theirs) "I'm an adult Im responsible for my own emotions thank you"....it might seem counterintuitive but it does show respect for the other person, it's also honest open and clear (any good confidence,self esteem and wellbeing courses/group will teach this as standard)

User: "Hello" Me: "What can I do you for?" Saves all that tedious socialising when they just want me to do something !

Normalize answering "generic excuse" when you don't want to meet someone or come to some event.

people want the truth but never want the scars

Yes!!! listen phone etiquette is different these days. Don't leave me a voicemail unless you're a bot. I'll just assume your bot anyway. Text me. And if you want to call text to ask when is good. I literally get a pit in my stomach seeing a call. I immediately think someone died.

I'm older but most of my friends text to ask if it's ok to call . This way I can expect it and prepare to give my full attention when the situation needs an actual phone call instead of text.

I’m kind of sad to see this. Sure text is great for a lot of things such as simple communications and for getting things in writing. I think voice calls have a place too. Having the ability to hear, understand and express emotions, unspoken verbal cues and intonation is important. Two way verbal communication is a simple skill that avoid a lot of misunderstandings when understanding intent, care, and is helpful in maintaining and developing relationships and trust better than simple text.

Lol! I don't decline the call, I let it ring. But then I'm honest about it. "I get too anxious to answer calls, sorry." Simple as that. :D

is it 90% of communication is non verbal body language so speaking on the phone loses so much, prefer to speak in person face to face...by all means texting between two people puts them evenly communicating,no body language required (interesting what information gets stored in the brain after a "effective communications" course years later)

Self destruction can be fun to make fun of. I laugh at myself alot.

I laugh at myself, everyone else thinks I'm SAD!

Lame AF

Most definitely, if only some of my life choices could have been closer to dad jokes instead of all out hilarity.

Childhood memories of me and my siblings laying down in bed when it rained hard, mostly the monsoon season back in the country, just laying there hearing the rain dropping on the roof, feeling that comfort, falling asleep, waking up and falling asleep again, happy times-happy memories

There is nothing more cozy then being wrapped up in warm blankets and there is rain or a thunderstorm outside.

There's nothing better than sitting at home under a warm blanket and it's raining outside.

That would put me right to sleep.

It's amazing until you wake up the next morning and have to go out in the soggy muckyness.

when you need sleep but the sleep dont need you 😘✌🏻 edit: why was i downvoted 😭

Same. Waking up worried ain't great either.

Me too me too

I miss going to sleep with nothing on

I can't remember this times. My childhood was all chores, punishment and fear of not being good enough. Learned myself a sleep routine early in life. Still sticking to it or can't sleep