Than the shorter you sleep the more awake you feel

It's a vicious circle - you feel bad about yourself, you start eating to feel good for a while and so on.

Soo true

i hate it

I like her little thought bubble friend.

I hate when teachers call on people who don't raise their hands. Worst place to be ever

The challenge was accepted and demolished

last week i slept around 2.5 hours one night. i was only alive because of a LOT of caffeine. it was my most productive day in weeks... i know it's not sustainable but i wanna be that productive again

So? What’s the difference I want it

I hate it when that happens

me during the weekend: I'm bored.

But it HAS pockets!!

Ugh yes!

I mean who doesn’t

If I forget to get Gunner a bone he sits and stares at me with the saddest eyes ever. He scans the bags with his nose as I bring them in and knows immediately if there's treats in there. If not, he stares mournfully like I can do magic and will appear him some. I don't forget often... I blame the pet aisle being completely separate from the rest of the grocery store and usually in between cleaning and babies.

yes

TRUTH

Stores that advertise how badly they manage their restocking process.

I see myself in this.

That's me and my partner, by the time he finishes lunch it's dinner time!

Aww she is so cute

Me as an adult with my very social husband.

I didn’t know map was an arsonist

me and my ex used to do that until he cheated on me...f**k you derek

The one of them says “your a àśśhòłè

Honestly, getting competitive over complimenting your partner is the cutest and most wholesome thing ever.

Pockets in dress?

I also had that! Aaaaand it also turned out to be bipolar disorder lol

I mean… it gets the job done!

How'd you get a picture of me..?

What the hell, Bored Panda! Enough with the damned censorship. What the hell has happened to this site anymore!

And then afterwards I do look pregnant lol

Yes

show it off! if someone comments, why the f**k are they looking?

My life improved immeasurably when I stopped shaving my legs lol

For me it's more like, Day of the event: *brain decides it would literally rather slap its genitals in a rabidly diseased honey badgers face than to go do the thing I'd been excited about previously.*