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Pilot Inspektor, Moon Unit, North West, Apple, Audio Science, Sage Moonblood – turns out, some folks can get pretty creative when it comes to their children's names! 

Well, you're in luck because today, Bored Panda took this viral Reddit thread and compiled a list of the best "worst" names a kid can have. We hope you'll enjoy the article, and don't hesitate to add the quirkiest monikers you've encountered in the comment section below.

More info: Reddit

#1

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group X Æ A-12

Musk is a cruel bastard. There are other really terrible names, but that has to be the most idiotic.

nitestar95 , thierry ehrmann Report

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#2

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group Came across someone in a park once (England, nowhere weird) who was yelling 'Excalibur!'. Thought it was a dog, nope, it was a lad.

HenryFromYorkshire , Fibonacci Blue Report

#3

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group My coworker named her baby "Strawberry Rain", which would be a great name if she had given birth to a bottle of shampoo.

ReinaPaz , Themeisle Report

#4

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group Nevaeh…just f**k off.

Slow_Beginning_1775 , CL0UDYDAY Report

#5

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group We just hired a guy whose first, middle, and last name is the same, but spelled 3 different ways lol I don’t want to actually say his name on the off chance by some miracle he sees this or it gets back to him, but I think it’s terrible. Like if your parents named you Shaun Sean Shawn lol

anon , Dennis Matheson Report

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#6

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group North West 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

anon , Colin Zhu Report

#7

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group Kashmonay. Woman with this first name was arrested for stealing $170,000 worth of merchandise from Ulta.

dabbad525 , Andrea Piacquadio Report

#8

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group I worked in admissions as a tour guide in college. When we didn’t have tours during our shift we stuffed envelopes. I’ll always remember Sylver Blades and Mystic Powers receiving mailings.

_JPH_ , Bart Everson Report

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#9

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group I knew a guy who always wanted be called AJ in school. His legal name was Adolf.

blitzer1069 , Amanda Slater Report

#10

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group I met a kid named Qua’Duffius when I was in middle school. He said it was pronounced Kwa-doof-ee-us. Worst one I’ve seen in person.

RazzmatazzFluid4198 , Marie Report

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#11

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group I'ma throw the twins in my school name Easton and Weston under the bus here.

Tellgraith , Andrea Piacquadio Report

#12

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group Pubert

eli_scrubs , Vanessa Report

#13

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group Met a girl named Jennifert in college...Jennifer with a T. Why? Because her parents wanted her to be different.

exoticconstable , Tima Miroshnichenko Report

#14

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group I've twice tried to post this on the tragedeigh Facebook group and haven't been approved because they think I'm bulls***tting, but I have had confirmation on this from several people who lived in my city at the time of this. 


My mom taught at a school in the 80s where there was 2 siblings, one named Hallelujahthemessiahiscoming, and Repentorburnforever. 

I thought my mom was BSing for years until my coworker told me my mom was a teacher at her school when she was a student in the 80s.i asked my coworker about this, and she said yes, she was a little older than those kids but remembered them because they were in swimming classes at the local pool she was a lifeguard at. She told me her younger brother knew them and said at least one of them got into [illegal substances] later.

musicmaj , Alexy Almond Report

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#15

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group We met a kid at the playground the other day named Skillet

cmoreglass79 , anoldent Report

#16

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group I swear if I see one more kid named Khaleesi 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

trippydragonfly , MelkiaD Report

#17

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group Blanket

The_ManBehind169 , moon angel Report

#18

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group Derf

Not joking. Was working security in MN and a trucker came in to sign in. As he's writing his name, I glanced at his name. 'Derf'. I felt bad for his childhood.

Von2014 , Stephen Woods Report

#19

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group Being a boy named sue

metallumberjack , 100 files Report

#20

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group Gaylord

FNFALC2 , Ted Eytan Report

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#21

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo

Cuish , Javi Report

#22

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group Abcde.

Unlike some urban legends like La-a, there are actually people named this. [At least 373.](https://www.insider.com/abcde-name-popularity-2018-11)

anon , Mattias Hallberg Report

#23

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group Candida.

And yeah they get named that, I know of 2.

All_within_my_hands , musicFactory lehmannsound Report

#24

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group Brayden or Jayden or Brayleigh or whatever dumb version of that.

Chaucers_Mistress , ELEVATE Report

#25

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group Thurman murman

Suspicious_Heat_2900 , Sam Beebe Report

#26

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group Her name is CHASTITY. She is white trash!

Smatamoros , Andrea Piacquadio Report

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#27

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group Innocent

Medici_intelligence , Nenad Stojkovic Report

#28

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group naming a girl konan lol

LogicalProperty5449 , Insights Unspoken Report

#29

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group Aiden or any variation. Not because of the name itself but any teacher can tell you students with that name are 99% behavioral issues.

FlipRoot , Corey Leopold Report