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If your realtor says "built to code", that means they made the building as crappy as legally possible.

_PM_ME_YOUR_SMILE Report

Final score:

84points

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Sofia Cohn 4 years ago

Good clue!

19points

Go to showings when it's rainy as heck, then check out the basement.

This will expose any water issues with the foundation even a moron like me could see. One house I was shown had a cable run into the basement from outside at the dirt level and never sealed - so there was a stream of water pouring over the circuit breaker box onto the basement floor.

Passed on that house.

Yvgar Report

Final score:

82points

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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)

Lol, That’s similar to the advice I gave above (well below now)

9points

When you bang on the walls if you hear moving it's probably squirrels. Source - bought house full of squirrels

FuckCheese84 Report

Final score:

81points

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Sofia Cohn 4 years ago

Imagine your just walking around with the realtor and you just start banging the walls ha.

18points

Fresh paint, new carpet, but nothing else updated. It's the realtor remodel special. Just there to make you feel good on your 15 min walk through. Look at the tiles, trim, foundation to see what you really need to know. And always drive the neighborhood at night if you do not know it.

onepurch Report

Final score:

71points

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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

Also it may sound weird but check the toilet bowl. Again another lesson learnt the hard way.

19points

If you are viewing houses in the winter and there are a lot of icicles on the roof it’s not properly insulated.

justifun Report

Final score:

67points

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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)

If you see moisture streak stains or signs of dew on the INSIDE of the house then there is in insulation issue. I prefer to house hunt in winter coz that’s when you find most of the problems. I know you can’t be picky on the weather but when it is raining is best. I have learnt the hard way.

25points

As a construction guy, please please PLEASE check the attic. People buy houses and never check the actual AC. If you go up there and smell a burnt smell, or see big silvery tubes that look crumpled, those are issues.

If there is any strong smell, don't buy. No one spends $80 on Glade plugins unless they are trying to hide something.

Paretio Report

Final score:

66points

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*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 3 years ago

are there not supposed to be big silvery crumpled tubes and a burnt smell when you turn on the heat?? Is something wrong with my house then? It's been like this for forever, and it's about 17 years old now, and the only problems we've had was with foundation because we live at the top of a hill of "soil" (mostly clay).

0points

If you walk into a house and are hit by the smell of Febreeze or air fresheners...well, expect that it probably smells like dogs or smoke when that stuff wears off.

Bear in mind that a lot of agents like to burn pretty smelling candles or bake some cookies right before an open house, so it's not a hard-and-fast rule. You mostly want to watch out for it if you're seeing it by appointment...

Final score:

60points

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howdylee 4 years ago

The house I bought had some fresh baked cookies on the counter - not to cover up smells, but the cookie plate covered a chip in the countertop!

41points

When I was young, my parents took me to an open house and they both loved everything about the property. Cut to us being in the half finished, half unfinished basement and my mom has gone into the unfinished part, which has insulation completely put up around what would be exposed foundation concrete bricks. She finds a seam in the insulation and, 'cause that's who she is...pulls it back a little. My dad is in the middle of saying "dont do that, you're being rediculouse" when she interrupts him to tell him to have a look. Huge crack in the foundation running from the floor, diagonally across the entire foundation and up to the ceiling.

Dad told the realtor, who was pissed. off. The owners never told her...which you are supposed to do.

TLDR: exposed insulation installed along unfinished foundational wall may = crack in the foundation. otherwise known as...never get upset at a nosey wife while looking at buying a house.

chefjenga Report

Final score:

59points

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Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

USA realtor equally angry at both parties --- as long as he doesn't officially know he's not obliged to mention (nor check if suspects). So if she hadn't pointed out he could have continued even though he knows the score when he sees weird basement works.

24points

#10

Is this property in a flood zone?

Just because it's not on the water, doesn't mean the property is flood free. Check with the county AND ask the neighbors.

Maxwyfe Report

Final score:

56points

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Charlotte A. 4 years ago

With Global Warming - do not buy properties near water and only a wee bit above water level...

26points

#11

When the sellers have stuff hung on the walls in places no one would EVER hang stuff, they may be covering up damage from a decade-long termite infestation.

Source: bought a house where the sellers had stuff hung on the walls in places no one would ever hang stuff, to cover up a decade-long termite infestation.

Final score:

55points

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Zoe's Mom 4 years ago

This..this is why I don't like 'staged' homes. I want to see every aspect of the home.

18points

#12

Not a realtor, but viewed many homes before buying -- couple things I ran into a lot.

1. Lots of incense/fresheners usually means they are trying to cover up something.

2. Inspect the paint, a ridiculous number of people throw on new paint prior to listing, but do a shit job and just paint over damage.

3. Houses built pre 1930 (In US/CA anyway) can be beautiful, but might as well say 'here be dragons' when trying to find problems.

4. If the place has renters/tenants that don't want you to view -- they may end up being a pain later, especially if you need to get rid of them.

5. Put a marble on the floor and see where/if it rolls.

MEPETAMINALS Report

Final score:

53points

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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

Hahaha, Number 5 is a good one. I lived in a house where I couldn’t put anything cylinder in shape on the table otherwise it rolled off. The good thing about it though is I never had to worry about someone leaving the fridge or freezer door open. The door closed by itself.

36points

#13

For the love of god check your cell phone signal in the house. I just moved into a new house and I have one bar on the second floor if i stand on a chair.

Turns out there's only one cell tower to serve the surrounding neighborhood of 200+ houses and since it's next to a neighboorhood of million dollar homes they can't get the approval to put in another one so I'm SOL.

Caliblair Report

Final score:

52points

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Caffeine72 4 years ago

My apartment building acts like a Faraday cage so I had to contact my carrier to get a free signal repeater to get bars in the back half of my place. Any decent carrier will just send one out, though, so it's not a really big deal.

20points

#14

Night trains and flight paths

indubinfo Report

Final score:

46points

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Zoe's Mom 4 years ago

I live about 4-5 blocks from the train tracks. After awhile, you really don't hear them anymore.

48points

#15

If they don’t let you see a particular room / attic, basement etc for some excuse.

maskthestars Report

Final score:

46points

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IlovemydogShilo 4 years ago (edited)

A friend of mine couldn't understand why her Estate Agent wouldn't take her to see a house on a particular day usually a Thursday as she had to go there a few times to measure up for curtains and furniture. When they did go they went a much longer route than was necessary. The first time the agent said it was to see the area she would be living in. But she couldn't understand it the other times. Also they never went if there was more than a strong breeze blowing. When she moved in she realised what the Agent was doing. He was trying to avoid her seeing the rather large abattoir that was just off the road that was the shortest route to her house . Thursday was the abattoir's busiest day so that was why she didn't go on that day in case she heard anything and the reason they didn't go on windy days was because the wind carried the smell of freshly killed animals over towards her house. Thankfully she found all this out before she decided to buy the house. So ALWAYS check the area of your new house thoroughly and not just with your Estate Agent.

24points

#16

Whether you get enough sunlight. Lived in an apartment that was shadowed by other apartments and trees on the other side. Barely got any sunlight. And it was always so cold.

Moleman767 Report

Final score:

42points

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lara 4 years ago

Now, see, in Texas that is a huge plus.

28points

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#17

When you see even the family of 10 rats moving out as well

Cust3rdCriam Report

Final score:

41points

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SoozeeQ 4 years ago

I wanna hear the rest of this story. I have questions!

23points

#18

Speaking from personal experience - look out for a seller who likes to do DIY home improvements. Sure,those cabinets etc look OK but you are in for a lifetime of shitty problems! For example, the DIY kitchen cupboards all have awkward and poorly sealed gaps which became the scene of a mouse and cockroach infestation. Had to rip it all apart to figure that out. NEVER ever buying a home from a DIY dipshit again! almost 10 years later and we still regularly find a new catastrophe caused by his DIY projects !!

Sparkle_turd Report

Final score:

39points

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Evil Little Thing 4 years ago

I bought my house three years ago and it's been a chore fixing all the previous owner's terrible DIY. Mostly cosmetic stuff, like none of the drains in the house had been installed properly. I love my house though.

16points

#19

Incense, essential oil diffusers, "put vanilla essence in the oven before the inspection" and other masking smells. Also known as "This house has a mould issue".

RheaRainbow Report

Final score:

39points

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Banjo Peppers 4 years ago

Or just “this house smells like other people or stale house”

13points

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#20

My Grandfather sold Real Estate for decades. The 1st two things he looked for was the roof and the furnace. If either were too old or looked like a possible replacement was needed soon then it's something to consider (most first time home buyers can't afford to replace in first couple years, and many older homeowners would rather not either).

danny2787 Report

Final score:

37points

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Matt Du 4 years ago

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20points

#21

Realtor here.

Grading. Hands down. Or, the angle at which the ground slopes at the foundation of the house.

If the ground slopes towards the house, then that means any rain is just going to be funnelled right up to your foundation, and can cause some big problems.

Extra caution if it is sloped concrete, like a driveway, cause that means either mudjacking or jackhammering, both labour and cost intensive.

Seriously, when you're looking at a house do a walk around the perimeter first. Could save you tens of thousands and Future Foundation problems

Jtizzzle Report

Final score:

35points

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Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

This can be solved with proper drainage to redirect water flow. I live in the mountains. We don't have a choice. If we're not living on a grade, we must not be *here*.

8points

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#22

Plug in the address to the state/local Sex Offender Registry. Nothing worse than finding out your new family home is 2 houses away from a violent pedophile.

Final score:

35points

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Dorothy Parker 4 years ago

Or even a pleasant pedophile.

58points

#23

If the house has been on the market a long time and there is only 1 picture...good chance it needs gutted.

N3rdC3ntral Report

Final score:

33points

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Glen Grabenstetter 4 years ago

And if they can't sell, you won't be able to sell it when you want to.

18points

#24

Visit the neighborhood late at night. Drive around the surrounding streets and see how comfortable you are with it.

Check your phone coverage when inside the various rooms.

Final score:

30points

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William Bonner 4 years ago (edited)

I once toured a house near a major city. I drove around the surrounding neighborhood. I noticed that the amount of rust on the cars increased sharply about two blocks away. I came to the conclusion that I would never want to turn left out of the driveway. Nope!

1point

#25

Not a real estate agent.

But the real estate agent is a red flag you should look out for when buying a house. Take what they say with a grain of salt, they have an interest in you buying the house.

Benu5 Report

Final score:

29points

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Id row 4 years ago

Yes, this is a fact. Get your own inspections done. My realtor said a septic inspection on my current house had been done and passed. Had my own done and it failed. I told them it was a breaking point for me and that if they weren't willing to have it replaced I was walking. Ended up getting a new septic system. That would have cost me 20 grand if I listened to the agent.

25points

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#26

Highway noise. I’m 1000 feet from one and it’s so fricking loud.

kaoss77 Report

Final score:

27points

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Glen Grabenstetter 4 years ago

You can fix the house, but you can't fix the location.

23points

#27

Exterior

Look for efflorescence (white ring from water) on any concrete, stone or brick. Also look for any cracks that are larger than 1/4 of an inch. Look for lifted shingles, popped nails or any damage to the roof. You can make a good guess at the age of a shingled roof by looking at the space between the tabs or on architectural shingles the amount of grit left on the shingles. Also on a brick or stone house push on the exterior walls hard. A lot more houses than you think have a wall that will move. And look for small holes that have been filled spaced evenly around the house (evidence of termite treatment).

Interior

Check all your windows, if there is any condensation buildup or evidence of previous condensation they have probably lost their seal. If there are air fresheners anywhere be suspicious, look for them in the vents if the vents are in the ceiling. If they are present they have possibly had water issues in the ductwork. Also if the house is on a slab look in the ducts in the slab to see if there is water or any evidence of water. Look for rust on the water heater and the breaker box.

gmspen01 Report

Final score:

25points

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Rob Riley 4 years ago

Small holes that have been filled spaced evenly around the house can also indicate injected insulation in an older home originally built without insulation.

22points

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#28

If the upstairs and downstairs have different corners, like rounded bullnose upstairs and square downstairs, the basement probably wasn’t finished by the builder. Make sure and check whether the basement finish was permitted. If not, you can’t be sure everything was done according to building codes.

Likewise if you find windows in the basement that have metal frames with levers to detach them, those are construction windows. Most professionally finished basements will replace those with nicer windows, perhaps with vinyl frames. Sometimes this means the homeowner finished the basement and was trying to cut costs and corners.

Open every door and window in the house to see if any stick at the top or sides, which may indicate settling problems.

Look for changes in drywall texture. Drywall texture is tricky to match well. It may be an indication there was water damage, or excessively rough inhabitants, or an addition was built on.

KithAndAkin Report

Final score:

25points

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Aeon Flux 4 years ago

You might want to check your walls to see if they’ll hold hooks and screws, too...

2points

#29

Not an agent but I can tell you read the termite paperwork very carefully. I bought a house full of termites that came with paperwork from an exterminator. All they would do is retreat. It took three re-treatments to get rid of them and I had to pay to replace a lot of wood myself.

longhairedcountryboy Report

Final score:

24points

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SandraG_lak 4 years ago

Retreat re-treatments

5points