Logic checks out. Turnabout is fair play.

That went to unexpected, positive direction!

Competitive in the race to the bottom.

they will hire because promoting would mean losing somebody who actually knows how to do the job and is a good leader accepted by the whole team as such and we can never have people like that in management.

You mean I've been working with a smile for without charging extra this whole time?!

Duh…

Minimum wage, part time, no benefits but must have a masters. We're all going to die.

Hmmm, how do we interpret these results?

This is exactly how Donald Trump got every job he ever had before The Apprentice. That may be the only job he EVER interviewed for.

exactly

As you should be.

Hitchhike right outta there

Yeah. But then it is already too late, as you are sitting in the damn interview.

Ivor Hardy

It's a bit harsh if one's internet crashes. The smart ones will use their mobile as a point of presence if required.

Ha! Well done. We need to be bold like that

Welcome to the thunderdome of corporate drudge.

While true, it's also a quick way to lose the four weeks of vacation I get annually. Yes, Europeans, I know. I know you get 18 weeks of vacation, weekends, 75 floating holidays, 1500 euro bar credit in Grand Cayman, a new sunhat, and 25 first class Lufthansa tickets every year. I know, boo. But unless you want to sponsor me as an immigrant or something, I don't care. I'm stuck here. Thanks.

I hate this game!! Just tell us the salary range up front!!!!!

Tracks

Boss: Come back! I'm buying pizza for everyone!

So what counts as British? I drink 5 cups of tea during the working day do I qualify?

I keep getting calls from recruiters. Recruiter: "You are a great fit"? Me: "What is the salary range?" Recruiter: "$XX.00/hour" Me: "That is half of what I am making now."

Ask any questions you want, apart from the questions that are important to you.

Dopes

Wow 😳

The lies you have to tell in an interview it is ridiculous. "Yes I have always wanted to work in this firm even though I had never heard of them until I saw the job advertisement."

Questions like this are designed to see how you handle stress. Any answer is acceptable. If you freeze up, that tells them something. If you answer with humour, that tells them something. If you ask follow up questions about how many seatbelts are on the bus, that tells them something. It's like a personality test. Just give a random number if you can't come up with a witty response. Every interview I've ever had included a nonsense question. If I rejected every company for this reason, I wouldn't have a job.

Sigh, let's type everything out multiple times.

Probably means, "up to" $14 an hour.

No females? I am a female CDL driver. I have logged over one million miles - accident/incident free. I have never had a load refused. What is it about gender that offends? Because I pee sitting down?

If it was urgent, she'd have scheduled an interview a month ago.

Perhaps because you did not say whether you meant noon am or noon pm?

"Demand for an internship is much higher than supply; even unpaid" Translation the job market is so s**t and people are so desperate for a job we will exploit that for free labour.