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It’s the eternal cats vs dogs debate, one that both sides are equally passionate about and one that can never really be settled. Or can it? Pet Foolery, the genius behind one of our very favorite comic strip series Pixie and Brutus, has weighed in on the argument with a new funny comic that lists all the reasons why ‘cats are superior to dogs.’
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Now, as you soon see, this webcomic might be ever so slightly biased. Nevertheless, there are some strong arguments for an emphatic victory in the battle of the pets, and the beautiful cats are smarter, cleaner, and better at looking after themselves. These are indisputable facts, unarguable by silly dogs.
The tendency to consider oneself as a ‘cat person’ or a ‘dog person’ is quite understandable, given that they have naturally conflicting temperaments. Dogs are more social and playful while cats prefer their independence; one has to earn the attention of a cat while a dogs’ love is unconditional. The personality of the human quite naturally gravitates one way or the other, but do you really have to choose? With some careful introductions and a little bit of luck, cats and dogs can live together in relative harmony. Why choose one side or another when you can have both? You only have to read Pixie and Brutus to see what can happen when these opposites attract and the sparks fly!
Something tells us that these funny drawings are only telling half the story, and we will hear from the canine perspective soon. In the meantime, scroll down below to see what the cats think, and let us know your opinion in the comments!
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What do you think ?
Brandon Collinsworth 5 years ago
I wish someone would tell my cat he is supposed to be quieter than my dog. Sure my dog barks anytime someone knocks on my door, but for some reason at 4:00 or 5:00am every morning my cat needs to sing me the song of his people.
fakepanda 5 years ago
My dogs bark if someone is driving up to my house or if they see a vulture. My sisters cat meows loudly to be petted every time she sees people.
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Kaisu 5 years ago
I love it that we get to see who the artist was at the end, now it makes perfect sense
Azariah Apellido 5 years ago
Kno wondir the komix werr horibbly speled. It was a kat righting dem.
cheyenne lynch 5 years ago
okay, this is not true I have 6 dogs and all of them are good looking and are clean. most of them were rescues.
tuzdayschild 5 years ago
But are they clean because they cleaned themselves? I'm a dog person but I have to give cats credit for that one.
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Freddy Martin 5 years ago
I saw your name the other day and didn't get it, but now I see it's wasp
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Joy Robinson 5 years ago
My dog- barks a night if she's in the yard Solution- bring get inside Cat- meows very loudly nonstop for like 30 minutes when I let him in and he just follows me around the house. Solution- none. Petting, food, and cleaning the litter box does not quiet him. Must assume he is telling me about his day so I must listen until he is done.
blugeagua 5 years ago (edited)
I’m glad they showed the last frame, I was about to be a bit pissed off. Lol. Seriously though, dogs are just as intelligent and as awesome as cats are. Of course I had to go back and actually read the title, and that gave it away along with the other writing. Haha
Dan Rabell 4 years ago
they both equals... i say that cat are better than dogs but saying that dogs or stupid and dumd thats just not ok its like comparing a apple whit a orange, yes one can be better than the other but can we just like both.. there both great animals with really smart but i still love the fact that this comic is about cats. Viktoria-H...da2196.jpg 
Inequnaq KATE 2 years ago
Agree to disagree about cats being better but totally, with the apples and oranges part... read it on some sort of article about cats vs dogs, forgot which article though
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Catinca Naghi 4 years ago
ilona has daddy issues and feels the need to love something that doesnt love it back, dont get mad y all, this is kind of sad
sharron lynn parsons 5 years ago
With my experience, I love both cats and dogs, dogs may protect you, but cats are clean of course, and don't bark, if you prefer dogs, get ear plugs !!!
Olivia Hardin 5 years ago
Cats are superior tho,,,,,don't get butt hurt people..it's my opinion and you can have whatever opinion you want but I will believe my opinion runs true (not trying to be sarcastic or mean btw)
Riz Leslie 5 years ago
I love both but prefer cats. I hate how people have to make it a competition between these two beautiful animals though. We can appreciate both without having to knock one or the other down.
Mia O'Brien 5 years ago
Okay, so this is either gonna ruin some people’s opinions. But guess what...neither animal is perfect. Both animals have some bad sides that you just have to deal with. So deal with and stop trying to convince people you’re right.
SkyTheImaginer 5 years ago
Whoops didn't see that last pane please excuse my stupidness.
Load More Replies... Ladislav Pollo 5 years ago
do someone else noticed that ,,written/ilustrated by: a human" on a first list? :D
Ahnnah Newell 5 years ago
the grammar sounds like it was written by a 10 year old, but it's so fuuuuuny!
Smera SRINIVAS 1 year ago
Lol best comic ever. But everything said in the comic is true (no offence doggos :p )
E Hasnain 2 years ago
All of these comments are like ''I'm A DoG PeRsOn aNd CaTs SuCk CuZ THEy ArE UnLoYAl BLAH BLAH BLAH'' Bruh I have had so many cats and not one is unloyal. Everytime I'm home they are waiting at the door, and I bet anyone that reads this comment is gonna be like ''THEY WAIT AT THE DOOR CUZ ALL THEY LIKE IS FOOD.'' Listen, cats don't just care about food, if you had actually owned a cat and not just look at memes, you would know that cats aren't ''idiots and unloyal pieces of rubbish'' and that they actually care about you.
Adrita Dasgupta 4 years ago
Dogs are best..no matter what....they are loyal and playful....cats just think about themselves and their food...so, they are not ideal pets..and come on way close to dogs.
E Hasnain 2 years ago
That's what everyone dog person says. Stop stereotyping cats as rude, mean and uncaring. I have had many cats and I can tell you, they are just as playful as dogs and actually care about me. I feed stray cats and they are very grateful for that. So if you like dogs, that's fine but please don't stereotype those beautiful animals as vain, unkind and impolite.
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Kamryn McNamara 5 years ago
My cat sits on my face and screams until I wake up, sometimes it sounds like "Uh-oh" and it's freaky
Jane Alexander 5 years ago
Yeah, Cat. So where are the pictures of the Rescue Cat? the Service Cat, the Cat who barks to save you from a burning building? The Cat trudging through the snow with a flask of brandy to save the guy who is buried in the avalanche? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Voice For The Needy 5 years ago
So cats can draw now? You know what that means. They’ve developed opposable things and they’re taking over the world one dog at a time.
Paul K. Johnson 5 years ago
My cat has been in heat for the past two weeks. She's not anything close to "quiet".
HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 5 years ago
This is so silly, i love both, i have 3 dogs and 4 cats and they are my little furry family. One of mine is a terrier cross and he barks at EVERYTHING, it can be annoying but it's just his personality. I like that last pic, that dastardly cat.
Cindy Snow 5 years ago
I liked at this. I'm admittedly a car person but I do love my dog...even if she is stinky, noisy, goody, slobbery and ...did I mention stinky?
petersilie 5 years ago
my dog cleans himself every night for 1 hour and sleeps from 8 pm until 8 am. he barks rarely. my cat cried every night at 5 am very loud, i woke up
danielw 5 years ago
Ahem. https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2019/04/05/dog-owners-are-much-happier-than-cat-owners-survey-finds/?utm_term=.cfeab5ddbe5d Anybody who says that cats don't smell has had their nostrels burned off. (also, I'd take a stinky dog over a cat that walks around in a litter box... and then walks around on my food prep counters any day.)
Ep Jerbi Leila Guellim 5 years ago
I can't agree every animal has its characteristics that makes it differnt.
Megawizard 14 5 years ago (edited)
I don't agree to most of them, I love my dog. I hope this does not make people dump their dogs and see them as inferior. However, it's drawn by cats
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 5 years ago
I don't know. My cat is awfully loud at ungodly hours of the morning, caterwauling at random shadow monsters in the bedroom. Then it attempts to smother me if I don't wake up in the wee hours of the morning and feed it.
Dani 5 years ago
BUT, dogs love you for who you are. They love you because you are their family, because they trust you, because you love them. Cats don't love you and if they do, it's only cause you give them food. I love both cats and dogs but I WOULD pick dogs over cats and c'mon. You know it's true.
MidgetDogg 5 years ago
Was going to make a point of how stupid this is because of the spelling, but then it redeemed itself.
Dancer_Thing 5 years ago
Ok well I have three dogs and they are not stinky all the time and they are also not ugly. All dogs are not big some are small, and they are pretty smart. I love dogs and I personally think they are better than cats (that’s just my opinion).
Zoe's Mom 5 years ago
My dog; she does clean herself but once I saw that last comic, it makes sense and brought me a chuckle. Nicely done.
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AlphaPuck 5 years ago
And then there is the link between owning a cat and mental illness.... Plus cats are genuine a******s.
Aunt Messy 5 years ago
But they’re up front about it. One of mine is now walking around with teal watercolor paint on her tail. She jumped up on my table because she wasn’t feeling the lurve.
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Indominus Spinosaurus123 5 years ago (edited)
yea... no for starters, when cats clean themselves, they barf up there own hair which causes a greater mess. You still gotta wash your cat sometime often. I get that number 2 would be annoying but they bark when they see an animal such as a squirrel. The third one is for BIG dogs only, if it was a small dog then it would be just like a cat. HOWERVER, THE 4th ONE MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL... have you ever seen the Sphinx cat? or the Oriental Shorthair? Why not search up cute puppies like beagles or huskies, maybe that will change your mind but either way however made these comics are just lowlife cat lovers. edit: oh wait nvm lmao
Robert Pacl 5 years ago
A " cats only" woman was staying with us for a few weeks. At breakfast, she started in on how much smarter cats were. Our dog was sitting a few feet away. I started eating and next thing, our dog's nose was about 3 inches from my plate. I looked down and said "Maisie, on the rug". Her spot at the back door when we were eating. She looked up "Who , me???" "Maisie. ON THE RUG." OK. Me I guess. So she wiggled her butt backwards, side to side until the base of her tail just touched the rug and she stopped. I had neglected to say how far on the rug. My comment to our guest. "That dog should have been a lawyer". No more "smart cats".
Άρης Παπαδόπουλος 5 years ago
My favorite thing when it's raining/snowing heavily is to go near a window with a cup of hot coffee/chocolate, holding my purring cat with my other hand and greeting the cold and wet poop collectors outside with an evil grin.
Chris Jones 5 years ago
So your cat goes in a litter tray or in other people's gardens. You either scoop its s**t or other people have to do it.
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Harry Larter 5 years ago
The thing is, all of that was a bunch of baloney. Cats just avoid you when dogs love you. I vote 🐕
Louise Stange-Wahl 5 years ago
NO WAY! Have you ever heard of a police cat? How about assistance dogs? How about dogs who work with our military heroes. The dogs are heroes too. Dogs will not hesitate to put their lives on the line for their families or colleagues. Cats walk all over the counter where you prepare your food, usually after they use the litter box. I do blame the owners who think that "FluffY' has to get time outside...at which time they do recreational killing (billions of birds and small mammals every year). I own a ranch, and will live trap cats and take them to animal control. I have caught them stalking baby birds. I have had a few barn cats, but don't ever plan on getting another. We have had peeps dump them on our place. Finally, there is a scene in the film CLOCKWORK ORANGE where a lady has a home invasion, there are cats everywhere. The punks assault her and all these cats just ignore the situation. A dog would have protected her.
Dance 5 years ago
Did you spell things wrong on purpose? (just wondering) also this is amazing! I like the last panel
David Glover 5 years ago
did you even read all the way threw it.... or are you a dog?
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OI Loi 5 years ago
Well, did you see the last frame? If you did, they are pretty cute because of it!
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Kevin Knaap 5 years ago
As a loyal fun man, with great hair. I still love cats!
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Brandon Collinsworth 5 years ago
I wish someone would tell my cat he is supposed to be quieter than my dog. Sure my dog barks anytime someone knocks on my door, but for some reason at 4:00 or 5:00am every morning my cat needs to sing me the song of his people.
fakepanda 5 years ago
My dogs bark if someone is driving up to my house or if they see a vulture. My sisters cat meows loudly to be petted every time she sees people.
Load More Replies... Kaisu 5 years ago
I love it that we get to see who the artist was at the end, now it makes perfect sense
Azariah Apellido 5 years ago
Kno wondir the komix werr horibbly speled. It was a kat righting dem.
cheyenne lynch 5 years ago
okay, this is not true I have 6 dogs and all of them are good looking and are clean. most of them were rescues.
tuzdayschild 5 years ago
But are they clean because they cleaned themselves? I'm a dog person but I have to give cats credit for that one.
Load More Replies... Freddy Martin 5 years ago
I saw your name the other day and didn't get it, but now I see it's wasp
Load More Replies... Joy Robinson 5 years ago
My dog- barks a night if she's in the yard Solution- bring get inside Cat- meows very loudly nonstop for like 30 minutes when I let him in and he just follows me around the house. Solution- none. Petting, food, and cleaning the litter box does not quiet him. Must assume he is telling me about his day so I must listen until he is done.
blugeagua 5 years ago (edited)
I’m glad they showed the last frame, I was about to be a bit pissed off. Lol. Seriously though, dogs are just as intelligent and as awesome as cats are. Of course I had to go back and actually read the title, and that gave it away along with the other writing. Haha
Dan Rabell 4 years ago
they both equals... i say that cat are better than dogs but saying that dogs or stupid and dumd thats just not ok its like comparing a apple whit a orange, yes one can be better than the other but can we just like both.. there both great animals with really smart but i still love the fact that this comic is about cats. Viktoria-H...da2196.jpg
Inequnaq KATE 2 years ago
Agree to disagree about cats being better but totally, with the apples and oranges part... read it on some sort of article about cats vs dogs, forgot which article though
Load More Replies... Catinca Naghi 4 years ago
ilona has daddy issues and feels the need to love something that doesnt love it back, dont get mad y all, this is kind of sad
sharron lynn parsons 5 years ago
With my experience, I love both cats and dogs, dogs may protect you, but cats are clean of course, and don't bark, if you prefer dogs, get ear plugs !!!
Olivia Hardin 5 years ago
Cats are superior tho,,,,,don't get butt hurt people..it's my opinion and you can have whatever opinion you want but I will believe my opinion runs true (not trying to be sarcastic or mean btw)
Riz Leslie 5 years ago
I love both but prefer cats. I hate how people have to make it a competition between these two beautiful animals though. We can appreciate both without having to knock one or the other down.
Mia O'Brien 5 years ago
Okay, so this is either gonna ruin some people’s opinions. But guess what...neither animal is perfect. Both animals have some bad sides that you just have to deal with. So deal with and stop trying to convince people you’re right.
SkyTheImaginer 5 years ago
Whoops didn't see that last pane please excuse my stupidness.
Load More Replies... Ladislav Pollo 5 years ago
do someone else noticed that ,,written/ilustrated by: a human" on a first list? :D
Ahnnah Newell 5 years ago
the grammar sounds like it was written by a 10 year old, but it's so fuuuuuny!
Smera SRINIVAS 1 year ago
Lol best comic ever. But everything said in the comic is true (no offence doggos :p )
E Hasnain 2 years ago
All of these comments are like ''I'm A DoG PeRsOn aNd CaTs SuCk CuZ THEy ArE UnLoYAl BLAH BLAH BLAH'' Bruh I have had so many cats and not one is unloyal. Everytime I'm home they are waiting at the door, and I bet anyone that reads this comment is gonna be like ''THEY WAIT AT THE DOOR CUZ ALL THEY LIKE IS FOOD.'' Listen, cats don't just care about food, if you had actually owned a cat and not just look at memes, you would know that cats aren't ''idiots and unloyal pieces of rubbish'' and that they actually care about you.
Adrita Dasgupta 4 years ago
Dogs are best..no matter what....they are loyal and playful....cats just think about themselves and their food...so, they are not ideal pets..and come on way close to dogs.
E Hasnain 2 years ago
That's what everyone dog person says. Stop stereotyping cats as rude, mean and uncaring. I have had many cats and I can tell you, they are just as playful as dogs and actually care about me. I feed stray cats and they are very grateful for that. So if you like dogs, that's fine but please don't stereotype those beautiful animals as vain, unkind and impolite.
Load More Replies... Kamryn McNamara 5 years ago
My cat sits on my face and screams until I wake up, sometimes it sounds like "Uh-oh" and it's freaky
Jane Alexander 5 years ago
Yeah, Cat. So where are the pictures of the Rescue Cat? the Service Cat, the Cat who barks to save you from a burning building? The Cat trudging through the snow with a flask of brandy to save the guy who is buried in the avalanche? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Voice For The Needy 5 years ago
So cats can draw now? You know what that means. They’ve developed opposable things and they’re taking over the world one dog at a time.
Paul K. Johnson 5 years ago
My cat has been in heat for the past two weeks. She's not anything close to "quiet".
HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 5 years ago
This is so silly, i love both, i have 3 dogs and 4 cats and they are my little furry family. One of mine is a terrier cross and he barks at EVERYTHING, it can be annoying but it's just his personality. I like that last pic, that dastardly cat.
Cindy Snow 5 years ago
I liked at this. I'm admittedly a car person but I do love my dog...even if she is stinky, noisy, goody, slobbery and ...did I mention stinky?
petersilie 5 years ago
my dog cleans himself every night for 1 hour and sleeps from 8 pm until 8 am. he barks rarely. my cat cried every night at 5 am very loud, i woke up
danielw 5 years ago
Ahem. https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2019/04/05/dog-owners-are-much-happier-than-cat-owners-survey-finds/?utm_term=.cfeab5ddbe5d Anybody who says that cats don't smell has had their nostrels burned off. (also, I'd take a stinky dog over a cat that walks around in a litter box... and then walks around on my food prep counters any day.)
Ep Jerbi Leila Guellim 5 years ago
I can't agree every animal has its characteristics that makes it differnt.
Megawizard 14 5 years ago (edited)
I don't agree to most of them, I love my dog. I hope this does not make people dump their dogs and see them as inferior. However, it's drawn by cats
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 5 years ago
I don't know. My cat is awfully loud at ungodly hours of the morning, caterwauling at random shadow monsters in the bedroom. Then it attempts to smother me if I don't wake up in the wee hours of the morning and feed it.
Dani 5 years ago
BUT, dogs love you for who you are. They love you because you are their family, because they trust you, because you love them. Cats don't love you and if they do, it's only cause you give them food. I love both cats and dogs but I WOULD pick dogs over cats and c'mon. You know it's true.
MidgetDogg 5 years ago
Was going to make a point of how stupid this is because of the spelling, but then it redeemed itself.
Dancer_Thing 5 years ago
Ok well I have three dogs and they are not stinky all the time and they are also not ugly. All dogs are not big some are small, and they are pretty smart. I love dogs and I personally think they are better than cats (that’s just my opinion).
Zoe's Mom 5 years ago
My dog; she does clean herself but once I saw that last comic, it makes sense and brought me a chuckle. Nicely done.
Load More Replies... AlphaPuck 5 years ago
And then there is the link between owning a cat and mental illness.... Plus cats are genuine a******s.
Aunt Messy 5 years ago
But they’re up front about it. One of mine is now walking around with teal watercolor paint on her tail. She jumped up on my table because she wasn’t feeling the lurve.
Load More Replies... Indominus Spinosaurus123 5 years ago (edited)
yea... no for starters, when cats clean themselves, they barf up there own hair which causes a greater mess. You still gotta wash your cat sometime often. I get that number 2 would be annoying but they bark when they see an animal such as a squirrel. The third one is for BIG dogs only, if it was a small dog then it would be just like a cat. HOWERVER, THE 4th ONE MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL... have you ever seen the Sphinx cat? or the Oriental Shorthair? Why not search up cute puppies like beagles or huskies, maybe that will change your mind but either way however made these comics are just lowlife cat lovers. edit: oh wait nvm lmao
Robert Pacl 5 years ago
A " cats only" woman was staying with us for a few weeks. At breakfast, she started in on how much smarter cats were. Our dog was sitting a few feet away. I started eating and next thing, our dog's nose was about 3 inches from my plate. I looked down and said "Maisie, on the rug". Her spot at the back door when we were eating. She looked up "Who , me???" "Maisie. ON THE RUG." OK. Me I guess. So she wiggled her butt backwards, side to side until the base of her tail just touched the rug and she stopped. I had neglected to say how far on the rug. My comment to our guest. "That dog should have been a lawyer". No more "smart cats".
Άρης Παπαδόπουλος 5 years ago
My favorite thing when it's raining/snowing heavily is to go near a window with a cup of hot coffee/chocolate, holding my purring cat with my other hand and greeting the cold and wet poop collectors outside with an evil grin.
Chris Jones 5 years ago
So your cat goes in a litter tray or in other people's gardens. You either scoop its s**t or other people have to do it.
Load More Replies... Harry Larter 5 years ago
The thing is, all of that was a bunch of baloney. Cats just avoid you when dogs love you. I vote 🐕
Louise Stange-Wahl 5 years ago
NO WAY! Have you ever heard of a police cat? How about assistance dogs? How about dogs who work with our military heroes. The dogs are heroes too. Dogs will not hesitate to put their lives on the line for their families or colleagues. Cats walk all over the counter where you prepare your food, usually after they use the litter box. I do blame the owners who think that "FluffY' has to get time outside...at which time they do recreational killing (billions of birds and small mammals every year). I own a ranch, and will live trap cats and take them to animal control. I have caught them stalking baby birds. I have had a few barn cats, but don't ever plan on getting another. We have had peeps dump them on our place. Finally, there is a scene in the film CLOCKWORK ORANGE where a lady has a home invasion, there are cats everywhere. The punks assault her and all these cats just ignore the situation. A dog would have protected her.
Dance 5 years ago
Did you spell things wrong on purpose? (just wondering) also this is amazing! I like the last panel
David Glover 5 years ago
did you even read all the way threw it.... or are you a dog?
Load More Replies... OI Loi 5 years ago
Well, did you see the last frame? If you did, they are pretty cute because of it!
Load More Replies... Kevin Knaap 5 years ago
As a loyal fun man, with great hair. I still love cats!
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