This Instagram Account Posts “The Funniest Tweets You’ll Ever Read” (50 New Pics)
Interview With ExpertX (formerly Twitter) is a place where comedy geniuses reside. Unbothered by the 280-character limit, they turn simple life situations into short humorous masterpieces that many of us can easily relate to.
The “Really Dumb Tweets” Instagram account collects such gems and shares them with their 1.6 million followers daily. We’ve selected the best they have to offer as a little midweek pick-me-up for you, dear Pandas. All you have to do to embark on a sidesplitting journey is scroll down!
While you’re at it, don’t forget to check out a conversation with comedian and comedy coach Manny Garavito, humor coach and keynote speaker on communication Jeremy Nicholas, and comedy writing coach and director Chris Head, who kindly agreed to share a few insights on why X is brimming with funny content.
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Someone stole the toilet out of the local precinct office, and the cops have nothing to go on...
Humor coach and keynote speaker on communication Jeremy Nicholas believes that X’s instantaneous nature might be why there’s so much hilarious content on the platform.
“It’s perfect for topical jokes, reacting to topical news stories. Of course, that does mean you need to be careful not to post something without thinking it through. It’s best to run it through a few filters in your head before you post it,” he advises.
Another factor that contributes to the plethora of jokes on X might be its huge user base. Since there are around 429 million X users worldwide, it’s a great place for comedians or funny people in general to get noticed and shared more. Because the platform’s audience is so wide, it’s also easier for people to find an audience or the type of content they enjoy on X, no matter what they like.
In addition, comedian and comedy coach Manny Garavito mentions X’s algorithm. It learns what type of content the general user tends to interact with and feeds them more of it. This essentially eliminates the search needed to find posts that are enjoyable for people.
Since X posts are limited to 280 characters, we were curious to know if writing short-form jokes is more difficult than longer ones. It turns out it’s not. “Humour works best with fewer words,” says Nicholas. “The best jokes have no fat on them at all. If a word doesn’t add to the setup or the punchline, it should be cut.”
“The real challenge is turning a long joke into a short one without losing the punch—or stretching a short joke into a TED Talk without losing the audience,” says Garavito.
A challenge that writers of short jokes might face is resisting the urge to skip punctuation, says Garavito. Meanwhile, Nicholas adds, “You can’t be rambling when you’ve only got 280 characters to play with, but that’s a good thing. No one has ever said ‘I enjoyed that joke, but just wish it had gone on longer.’”
What can help while writing funny content on X is staying as honest as possible. “The closer a joke is to the truth, the funnier it is,” says Nicholas. “I work a lot with professional speakers on adding laughs to their keynotes and the same rules apply. If you go too far off the track of truth, it becomes unbelievable and not as funny.”
“Spot the trend, call out the obvious, then flip it on its head,” recommends Garavito. “The punchline should feel like the joke will lose you followers and gain you some new ones.”
“A good way of writing jokes for X is to start with some source material and then add your own comment,” adds comedy writing coach and director Chris Head.
“A great way to arrive at topical jokes is to do this with news headlines," he says. Statistics or proverbs can also be great material for a joke. “Find some stats as a starting point for a joke. You could take a surprising attitude to the stat—or deliberately misunderstand what it’s saying. You can also interrupt a well-known saying and change how it finishes, or try looking up inspirational quotes and adding your own afterthought.”
More than 50% I'm sure. This man is a d**k. No, not duck or dock or deck.
Load More Replies...That has nothing to do with equality even. She didn’t ask for the seat because she was a woman, she asked for it because she felt sick. If someone is sick, they should be offered a seat, no matter if they’re a man or a woman.
She didn't even ask because of the pregnancy itself, just that it was causing her to feel sick!
Load More Replies...I went to the doctor to ask him to change an antibiotic I was on because it was causing horrible nausea. He told me to power through as it wasn’t that bad so I threw up in his wastebasket. He’s lucky I didn’t throw up on his shoes because it crossed my mind. Anyway, he prescribed a different antibiotic.
He wanted equality, so when is he going to get pregnant? And, good for her!
I had a doctor claiming it was impossible to have hyperrmesis more then a few weeks. I had a big lunch right before my appt and threw up all over the office. That was the last of that discussion..
Yeah, similar situation on the tube sadly I didn't throw up on the man sitting in the seat reserved for pregnant/disabled/with baby people
I bet the guy that she threw up on probably follows Nick Fuentes. Both are just another couple of CWOHS
So much for 'Equality.' Imagine if he had was fully inflated and did that to you...
Thats equality.' Im tired of people thinking equality means special treatment.
I can relate. I get so done with the smell and effort of my own cooking that I'm sick of it by the time it's ready to eat. And then I have to clean it all up. Not worth it!
The type of comedy that is shared on X isn’t significantly different from the one that is told on a stand-up stage. The main thing they have in common is putting the punchline of the joke (the big reveal that explains the whole point of a joke) at the end. Doing this is crucial in making people laugh, whether a person is typing an X post or standing in front of an audience.
Knowing the basic structure of a joke can actually help people be funnier online or while writing posts on X. It’s usually comprised of a setup and punchline. The latter was already discussed previously.
Gives the same energy as that video Steve from Blues Clues put out a while ago
The former is essentially the topic that the joke is going to be all about. It can range from personal experiences like relationships, work, and traveling to politics and various world events. The important part is that the topic has to be introduced as a weird, absurd, or problematic thing. On top of that, the start of the joke shouldn’t be funny. It should be the original, truthful, or interesting segment where the person has some kind of opinion and attitude. For instance, “I went to the dentist last week. I usually hate it, but this time was different…”
Having such knowledge can not only help on the stand-up stage but also entertain others online, as X works similarly to comedy, as you have to be quick and to the point.
Way back when, when I was in 5th grade, my family moved from the South to Massachusetts. It was a shock to find that Lee/Jackson Day and Jeff Davis’ birthday weren’t holidays
That's not fair. Country guy has a job. He's always either the shrimp sorter at the grocery store or the nail remover for a local remodeling conglomerate.
Ngl, that's kinda hot. Did you use conditional formatting? Yeah, I bet you did!
One of my best friends from childhood is now the main actor in one of the most popular tv series of the last 5 years. I already missed their friendship before their face was plastered everywhere, but I would feel weird reaching out to them because I don't want them to think I am only reaching out because they are famous. And I don't know if they will remember me.
Just one time you kill someone and forever you are known as a murderer!
This dude absolutely should have made breakfast for her and the kids, because that was a weapons-grade d**k move.
I was somehow able to shift my anxious mindset from “if I talk to them they’ll hate me” to “if I don’t talk to them they’ll hate me,” no clue how I did that but at least I’m not a recluse anymore lol (not that there’s anything wrong with that, I was just getting lonely)
For extra sibling power, I bet he purposely started all he could in that car before leaving it for you.
Same. I was already completely sick of all the nasty, toxic responses I was getting, and now it's apparently a hundred times worse!
Load More Replies...Quite a few repeats and not all of them funny but maybe I'm just having a bad day.
I personally believe that logging on to BP allows me to get all the benefits of Twitter, Reddit, Instagram, Tumblr. etc., with much less of the toxic effects of de t'internet.
i have a question for someone out there. if there was a handgun with an elaborate recoil system {where you don't feel the recoil}. Would it propel you back if you were free floating in space and fired it?
Yes. The bullet is propelled forward, so you would be propelled backward. The only thing the elaborate recoil system would do is spread the impulse out over a longer amount of time so you didn't really feel it, but the amount of momentum imparted would be the same.
Load More Replies...Another waste of time post by repeating panda. Repeat post years old repeat posts years old repeat.........
Same. I was already completely sick of all the nasty, toxic responses I was getting, and now it's apparently a hundred times worse!
Load More Replies...Quite a few repeats and not all of them funny but maybe I'm just having a bad day.
I personally believe that logging on to BP allows me to get all the benefits of Twitter, Reddit, Instagram, Tumblr. etc., with much less of the toxic effects of de t'internet.
i have a question for someone out there. if there was a handgun with an elaborate recoil system {where you don't feel the recoil}. Would it propel you back if you were free floating in space and fired it?
Yes. The bullet is propelled forward, so you would be propelled backward. The only thing the elaborate recoil system would do is spread the impulse out over a longer amount of time so you didn't really feel it, but the amount of momentum imparted would be the same.
Load More Replies...Another waste of time post by repeating panda. Repeat post years old repeat posts years old repeat.........