Mrs. DeBlasio is a legend

I have a tote bag filled with many other folded (!) tote bags

This is the only one actual dumb post from the whole article

Belly rub lane. LOVE IT

Haha serves him right

SOMEONE GET SOME SUNSCREEN FOR THAT!!!

Nice! But, why is this one filed under 'Really Dumb Tweets'? (...wondering if/when BP will change the title of this post so that my comment becomes obsolete...).

And fair enough.

Needful Things

I think my heart has grown 3 sizes

Colgate has some explaining to do ..

of cause not, there are hundreds of dentist and they only ask 10, so the odds of them asking you is miniscule.

My dentist has a screen in the waiting room that plays short films and cartoons about dental health. One of them was about how much toothpaste to use-it went into detail about how adverts always showed a toothbrush completely laden with the head covered in paste, complete with an ice cream like twirl on top, but the proper amount was a pea sized drop about 1/3 the length of the brush head, and that excess paste did nothing except put toothpaste company profits up. That's the only thing my dentist has ever said about paste. She has a huge tub of sample sized tubes of paste she gets from companies, all types and flavours, in a size perfect for taking on holiday, and customers can take a handful to try out. Kind of makes up a little for the eye-watering prices!

But 4 out of 5 dentists prefer Colgate, right...?

I asked my dentist once if he know of any unsweetened toothpaste, one that doesn't have any saccharine or similar in it, and he was totally stumped. He said that he should know and was frazzled by his not knowing. He was a dentist for 15 years at the time.

There are plenty of TV "dentists" advertising various toothpastes, though.

Yes, but I'm sure that people ask whether you recommend sugarless gum to your patients who chew gum.

They only ever asked five of them. I always heard it on their ads, "4 out of 5 dentists surveyed recommended..."

I have a friend who used to work in the Colgate plant across the Ohio River from Louisville, and the stories he told me about the stuff that came out of that plant.....I have never used any commercial toothpaste since and I use baking soda moistened with 3 percent food grade hydrogen peroxide instead. My dental hygeneist says my mouth is in exceptionally good shape.

I have a hypersensitive gag reflex. I hate toothpaste with a passion (yes I still do my best to brush my teeth).

I brush every day with a good fluoride toothpaste because A: I keeps my gum disease in check, B: I helps bed-ridden people avoid pneumonia (I know this from experience.) C: The organism behind periodontitis is implicated as a factor in Alzheimer's.

How about Trident gum?!

Only ten dentists get asked this.

I'm a dental patient, and every dentist I've ever seen in my life seems utterly unaware that there are a plethora of things that affect dental health even if you brush, floss, and get regular cleanings. Genetics. Diseases. Poverty.

Are you suicidal?

WTH this was a perfect opportunity to tell us.

Even if so, it's none of her business. Also, didn't Jesus himself say not to judge people? I don't understand why so many Christians do this when it literally says bot to in the bible.

Don't worry, we all have brain.exe has stopped working moments sometimes😅

"if you could just let your legs fall apart for me- oh, and please help yourself to some brie"

Tweets like this are why essential workers hated the rest of us.

So much this!

Now how am I going to get that image out of my mind????

😂

How many times will I read this in different posts? How many?

It is kinda sweet though.

Living fearlessly won't be good for your survival chances, though...

If they can make Milf Manor, they can make this.

My parents are still saying that and I'm in my 30s

For anyone who doesn't understand - Ku Klux Klan - american, white supremacist, terrorist group.

I was somewhere in Paris, and we found a tiny Italian restaurant. We walk in and the only people there were 5 older italian men in suits, drinking scotch and smoking cigars seated at a round table. The looked genuinely surprised, and said there was a better restaurant down the street. I laughed and said, if you are worried thqat we are going to hear your mob plans, don't...k=none of us speak italian. One of them thought it was funny, and he and an older gentleman seated us, brought us pasta and sauce, bread, minestrone soup, and kept our glasses of wine full. They were funny, and when we asked for our bill, they refused to let us pay anything. I told them, I'll meet you in Sicily for the hit next week, and they all laughed, kissed us all goodbye, and walked us to the door. Truly one of the best experiences of my life, but I know something was going down in Sicily that following week!

Yep, Game of thrones. Never watched never regret.

Hmm.I wonder if it's too late for paramedic training?

I have never read the book but recognized the reference

How to make thanksgiving uncomfortable 101

Keys are in the coat.

I can confirm as a 'Straight' man, Henry Cavill can get some!

I am not sure how either is pronounced but like the idea!

That changed mad quick!?!?

Bless you Giacomo!

Well did you give his face sweet licky licks and wag your tail? Then maybe you just don’t deserve those kisses as much as the dogy did.

It's enough to put you in a fowl mood, that's for sure.

Solid advice