That´s what I´m doing now. Just another 5 minutes.

"I'm calling in sick. I have a problem with my eyes." "Oh no! Is it serious?" "Well, I can't see. I can't see myself coming into work today."

I love the story behind this word! An artist had made a painting of a man wearing sandals. A shoemaker, looking at the painting, told him he'd gotten part of the sandal wrong. The painter, acknowledging the man's expertise in the area, repainted the sandal. Then the shoemaker began to offer criticism on the rest of the painting. The painter replied, "You're a shoemaker. Don't criticize anything above the shoe." (Ultracrepidarian literally means, "One who is above (ultra) the shoe (crepe)).

This one is totally relevant to the Trump administration.

We have tweeting now...

So .. in a way i can say that .. half of my college mates were .. - Lans*whatever*the*word*that*is*

we should call it "dog staring"

Me again.

I just say so-so if in that mood.

that's called: anxiety

The more extreme form of procrastination

This is what I call the cocktail flu

Today known as "thicc".

I would say British countryside girls are like this, i am not saying everyone. Also, it's not a bad thing. Manners are manners, no matter what age.

It's hard not to be a grumbletonian when you live in a kakistocracy.

I had no clue they knew about trump in 19th Century!

because it just feels better after wearing them for a week

Now it comes in "hold my beer"

Me: probably needs a new toothbrush Also me: Buys a bunch of oreos instead

A bed burrito