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The Broke Agent is a media brand that creates entertainment for real estate professionals. But the beauty of it is that you don't have to be in the industry to enjoy its content. Sure, that would unlock a deeper level of understanding and appreciation but it's not necessary.

Just look at its project Real Estate Fails, for example. Full of ridiculous architectural and interior design hiccups, it shares pictures from the ridiculous side of the housing market, proving that some agents don't have everything under control. Whether it's due to their own fault, the owners, or unfortunate circumstances, there are plenty of things that might deter potential buyers.

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Kankan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is fair game, city people do love to bitch about those things

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We managed to get in touch with Eric Simon, founder of The Broke Agent, and he was kind enough to have a little chat with us.

"Just over six years ago, I started posting as The Broke Agent on Instagram, producing content that focused on the 'inner monologue' of a struggling realtor in Los Angeles. As a licensed realtor, I basically started making fun of everything that was happening to me and put it online in blog form, YouTube Videos, and short-form content like memes, tweets, and Facebook posts. It blew up really quickly and now has well over half a million followers across all platforms."

Even if we were to talk solely about its target audience, there's still room for The Broke Agent to grow as there are over 2 million active real estate agents in the U.S.

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    Falcon
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a good example here at work. Dude owned a camping site with houses. The firefighters did a surprise inspection. Dude got fined for not having any fire alarms or smoke detectors. He then proceeds to glue smoke detectors to ceilings without connecting them to anything. The firefighters came back, opened the detectors and found his little scam. Dude got fined AGAIN and then called us to install things properly. 😂

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    Apparently The Description Read “Stainless Steel Appliances”

    Apparently The Description Read “Stainless Steel Appliances”

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    Simon started Real Estate Fails to grow The Broke Agent brand and to reach people who aren't necessarily just real estate agents but he quickly realized that it's just a really fun account to manage.

    "Everyone likes looking at housing pics, especially luxury or real estate 'fails,' so it resonated with an audience outside of the real estate industry as well as real estate agents."

    "Real estate agents love the account because it exposes marketing blunders, property description errors, and other mistakes agents make when uploading their marketing online. It also gives them a platform to submit all the crazy stuff they see in the field and out on showings. The account also casts a wider net on the industry, attracting contractors, appraisers, inspectors, handymen, etc."

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    This Might Be The Worst One Yet

    This Might Be The Worst One Yet

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    Johanna
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont care about this toilet. Just look at those stairs fron hell

    Daria B
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything about the contents of this photo is just... evil! (Except the plants, maybe)

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    Lady Goofball
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I'm dreaming with a full bladder, I find myself in places like this, really needing to go, but unable to figure out how to get to the toilet.

    TheOtherWeirdo
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you got to go to the bathroom, but you're also in ninja training.

    Znaya
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget trying to use the toilet at night, don't use it during the day either 😀

    Khavrinen
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have at least hung up a curtain. Nothing like pooping right out in the open, though admittedly only from a specific narrow angle.

    Tony Gong
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WARNING THERE ARE NO RAILINGS SO OPEN THE TRAPDOOR AND FALL DOWN! Don't worry it is only a 10 feet fall!

    elemental
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i feel like the fabric of reality is unraveling in there. i can't even get a sense of proportion or perspective. is it somehow way deeper than it looks? are those stairs for a giant? or is that just a teeny tiny baby toilet?? these must be the non euclidean angles Lovecraft wrote about.

    P.A.B.
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm… how do even get to the toilet 🤔? Oh, you go up…no, you go down and then up…no…I guess you just s**t on yourself and call it a day.

    Unknown1
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Board on side looks like it has a hinge that folds down pins into the wall lol

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    Connie Harris
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hurts the eyes and brain! I am turning my head trying to make sense but there is none.

    Kuningatar Keitto
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I've been staring and staring and I still don't understand this picture. Can someone please explain what's going on here?

    Kathy Williamson
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There appears to be a board jammed in that you are supposed to pull out and use as a ramp?

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    Vetti
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In addition to other issues I'm very much concerned about the plumbing

    OddPenguin
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I particularly like how the phone is conveniently located next to the toilet for executive conferencing

    Cel Ru
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the silver doorstop looking device just under the bridge, hang your scarf or handbag out of the flush zone!

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    -Sunflower-
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "hey where's your bathroom?" "just hang a left" "oh thanks!" ....i'll uh just use the bushes......

    Erika
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's photoshopped too, to look even more messed up. Hard to tell what's actually going on here.

    Lu
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those stairs… you can literally fall down two floors lol

    Amber V
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "omg dude we forgot to make a bathroom!" "Damn! Just to out half the staircase then and put it in there. No one will notice"

    Kristin Ingersoll
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good. I hadn't seen this one today. Thank goodness BP includes it on every list possible. :/

    Andy Hilton
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like an Escher drawing. My brain just can't comprehend it.

    Rain.coffee.exe
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How in the hell is this even possible? Everything about this image is confusing.

    John Meise
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's cool as hell!! Not functionally cool, just cool looking. 😂

    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a door? No, it is a wall, but... Below, it looks like a stair that goes down, while the shelves make me think of a ladder... Dammit, this picture is so confusing, the dimensions are f****d-up!

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    Robbyn Tygrett
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the toilet flushable? And what size human would be able to squeeze in to sit on it? Would they have to BACK in because there's no room to turn around? Would they have room to move their elbows to wipe? So many questions.

    Kaitlyn Neal
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen this image before...but I had a dream like this.... seriously

    Samuel Student
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    POV: your coming up from the basement and seeing your 45 year old dad taking a c**p.

    Paula Steiner
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a young person's house. I refuse to climb the indoors without a real staircase. What must the rest of the house look like!

    Jasper CarVille
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imagine what hieght the person going down the stairs head is.

    bElLa sTairZz
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    way to say that there are two bathrooms without actually having to have two bathrooms, genius

    Nkena Patrice Lawrence
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant! In my house this would be called “the boys bathroom”. It would separate their stink. And a little parkour never hurt nobody!

    Unknown1
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like on the side is a board that folds down and attaches to the wall to get to the toilet No door... WTF with the whole thing.

    KC Studios
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me to long to figure out what the heck I was looking at

    Meesan James
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think thats a display model can't imagine that its plummed. Wait is that a piece of wood "stair" next to the staircase?

    sugardog3482
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d like to slap whoever had the “brilliant” idea of wedging a toilet in a tiny nook next to the stairs. Seriously wtaf.

    Lolappa
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You fall from the stairs and see someone poop at the same time

    Elizabeth Rose
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry we're doing what now? 😆 No really. What. Am. I. Seeing? 🤣

    Paw Paw
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw an article about apartments in somewhere in Japan. They all looked very much like this.

    Robin Rush
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I saw a tv show once that showed a mother and her adult son living in a space like this. Apparently this is not unusual in parts of Asia where over population and lack of space is an issue.

    laura lee
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Can you use your toilet?" "Sure, head up the stairs take a hard left halfway up, and then grab that blue cloth and tarzan swing towards the right into the toilet alcove..."

    laura lee
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg there's too much going on, I can't parse out all out lol yikes

    GG
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being drunk here would be a nightmare, so would being a dude who pees standing up

    Hallo
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Do u hv to be freaking spiderman to get to the toilet?

    •joe cool•
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have questions about the plumbing and accessibility, among other things.

    W Bonham
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our house was built in 1906 and the only bathroom was on the second floor. One of the previous owners in the 1960s built a similar bathroom to the one above under the back staircase with just a commode and a sink. They built it there because the owner at the time was vastly overweight and had a hard time manipulating the stairs.

    Alexandra Konigsburg
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a couple looks to realize there isn't even a door for the toilet, unless you count the one that makes the floor.

    Mike Arthurs
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if your a bachelor then doesn't matter to much for privacy, oh look the toilet seat was left up it is a bachelor pad

    Steve Fischer
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People put all kinds of s**t under the stairs but this is ridiculous

    Rebecca Lindholm
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got super inspired to make a secret door function like that! Hide the "lid floor tile" better and a secret sliding door at the end!

    No Name
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But does it work because an emergency toilet when someone is in the only other bathroom is kinda important

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    Amy Doyle
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um... whoever built or designed this house should be sent to an asylum. Seriously how the hell do you get to the toilet? I'm laughing at how the toilet seat is up and I'm just imagining a man standing on the stairs aiming into the toilet 🤣. Now I see how bad the stairs are. The construction guys should look for other professions.

    E C
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna be 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 and say, "Ya know, on a 2nd look ... " with some (major) improvements, it actually 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 seen as a fairly efficient use of space; especially considering the popularity of the Tiny House movement, as well as the "tiny-ness" of most city apartments. That dRaWbRiDgE, though ... !!! That's just f*****g 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 for nightmares - whether one's asleep or awake.

    Ilvana Babic
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to meet the designer and ask Him,(this is 100%man made) :" Where is the light switch?" :))))) WTF!

    NO NO NO
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well time to do a long one. (Fails longest wee in history) SOOOO CLOSE try again next time

    FennTheFennecFox
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was scrolling like: ive seen this before and then i saw the abys underneath...

    Harry Balls
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need full stories on these. I want to see the rest of this house

    Brandie Nichole
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can understand not wanting to waste space. I can tell that you put the floor/entrance part down to access the toilet but they couldn’t have done better with he stairs? And is the floor under the toilet strong enough to hold it? Does it actually work though? I want a bigger picture of this setup.

    Maggie Hood
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even tell what I'm looking at. Skinny ass stairs and the floor opens up into green hell right in front of the toilet

    Eryu
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody is going to die sooner or later due to forgetting to pull the floor

    Nazda Pokmov
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just hop over the makeshift barrier to go to the john. Does this qualify as a powder room?

    Hayden Higa
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so this means that if i want to take a crap, i have to fall down 1 story

    Savory
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not ideal if you have to go very badly, very suddenly. From across or below.

    GenericPanda09
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have to install a motion sensor on the top of the stairs set up to start playing the mission impossible theme whenever I got up for a piss during the night. Just to get me at the right alert level.

    Pat Bond
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this pic in at least 20 different BP posts.

    Melissa J
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much for privacy...God forbid u get food poisoning. It's dangerous to be in a hurry using this bathroom. 😬

    Alicia
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain can't even make sense of this. Is this one of those trick illusions?

    zite
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely had a bad dream with stuff looking like that in it

    CJ Walton
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Former realtor here and I've see this in homes that are suppose to be renovated for business purposes. People treat foster kids horribly.

    Electra Smith
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is even going on here? my brain can't make any sense out of this...

    Kathleen Richwell
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are stairs going DOWN ALSO. Under the toilet. See the metal handrail on the right going down. It's so steep you can just barely see the first step. Holy crap.

    aaaggg hhh
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's not even a pipe under the toilet! WTF? Does poop and soiled wads of TP pile up all over that shelving unit after each use?

    aaaggg hhh
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's not even a pipe under the toilet! WTF? Does poop & soiled TP just pile up all over that shelving unit after each use?

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose that is one way to hide the trap door to the basement hide-out. I mean really, who would ever think to look there?

    Paulina
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me 10 minutes and some helpful comments to even understand what I'm looking at 😳

    Nancy Delgado
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't make a bit of sense! Who the heck is the builder!!! Pure stupidity!!

    Yoru S.
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I go in the closet....move.. Im coming out of the closet.... Hmmm something is wrong about that 🤣

    no_name
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm lost. Are you supposed to jump across pile of rubbish to pee?

    Serenasun321
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how the toilet seat is up & they needed to block the entrance.

    toni valenti
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is truly wonderful is there doesn't seem to be any pipes under that toilet. Inquiring minds must know what happens when you flush?

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These "renovations" are a death-trap and a bane to firefighters worldwide.

    Jane W.
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'm seeing a hinged drop-down floor that enables you to get to the toilet. I am not sure, but that's the best I can figure out.

    Annette Rainbow
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have been watching "Mrs Browns boys". She/he has a loo under the stairs, but they have a door on that one. lol

    Denielle Vazquez
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the thing on the side of the stairs comes down and it's like a platform and you can tell there are steps under it as well when it's down (next to those flowers). And I believe that is a door sticking out on the left (if your looking at photo). The more you think about it and how it works, the more it starts to make a little sense...it's definitely tiny...but useful and I think if we saw a picture of the platform down and closed the door some and take the pic from a little further back, we would all be thinking a little different. Still I don't get WHY...but imagining what it looks like all together doesn't seem so terribly bad.

    Alexis Casto
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... is someone trying to be a runner up to the Wenchester house?

    Lena Flising
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know which is worst; the lethal staircase or the lethal toilet in the middle of the lethal staircase...

    CJ_FaReal
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now when you have to go really, really bad, do you slam that s**t down or is there some genius parkour method bc the design in fact ISN'T very genius... but that's all, thanks for stopping by!

    Tonya Osterman
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a shower under the toilet? I guess the sink is on the next level.

    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a design "hiccup" - what the hell does a design burp look like?

    Kristi Rowe
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There were 7 of us with one bathroom growing up. I would have killed for a Harry Potter toilet.

    Kristi Rowe
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There were 7 of us with one bathroom growing up. I would have killed for a Harry Potter toilet

    Mer☕️🧭☕️
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even if someone COULD go up/down those trip/fall-hazard "stairs" beside the toilet and/or make it up/down the gotta-be-a-ladder stair below the toilet, there isn't any actual room to even SIT on said toilet even if they could make it TO said toilet! That whole thing is a nightmare and hospital stay in the making!

    Annie
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's over a staircase, would only fit a 2 year old, and it looks like you'd have to leap inside! That's scary!

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    Mari Bryant
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toilet is brand new, still has sticker on it. Is it actually connected to plumbing??

    Alison Duncan Murphy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen galleries of toilets and they are thousands of weird pictures like these. I don't get it.

    B Hobbit
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just realized the toilet is over yet another crazy stepwell. This begs the question of where the wet wall is...behind the cheap shelving unit? At least they bought a new toilet seat for the photo even if they did not remove the random piece of insulation. Wow.

    Cel Ru
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do not want squirty or sharty at the best of time but ladies, imagine a play suit? Just for fun, add that special time of month + fear of crossing bridges... (Netflix + doom unless you choose zoom!)

    Oopsydaisy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those stairs without a bannister. It makes me sick just to look at them. Once again, how is that legal.

    Sara-Elita Boismenu
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least there's a trapdoor floor to get to the toilet.....silver lining?

    Amy Stone-Chandler
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone seen "Mrs. Browns Boys" episode they build the tiny barhroom(Loo) under the stairs?

    Nazda Pokmov
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the killer vertical stairs!!!! one false step and you're toast at the bottom of the stairs with a broken leg, neck, etc.

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you supposed to leap to the toilet or jump down from the staircase? Maybe walking across the handrail is an option too?

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    According to Simon, curating the account is pretty straightforward because by now the community around it has gotten big enough for him to receive a steady stream of content.

    "Most of my posts come from other realtors in my DMs, but I also get submissions in my Discord, through The Broke Agent and in our real estate Facebook pages and groups," he explained. "Like I said above, most of the photos come from agents actually spotting these crazy fails in the field on showings, inspections, or open houses. We also have a series called #ThingsWeSeeAtShowings on The Broke Agent stories."

    #7

    Nah Nobody Will Notice

    Nah Nobody Will Notice

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    My Worst Nightmare

    My Worst Nightmare

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    Steve Barnett
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a doormat. If that is an important vent, get one with holes.

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    #9

    When Your Stager Goes A Little Nuts With House Plants

    When Your Stager Goes A Little Nuts With House Plants

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    You couldn't find another person more suited to run the project. "Because I am a licensed realtor, I have developed a good eye for what is 'out of the ordinary' and what will perform well as a post," Simon said. "Also, I've been looking at and posting real estate content every day for 6 plus years so that helps with my judgment for what to post."

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    "The best performing content on Real Estate Fails is toilet content and anything that's sexual. If it looks like a penis or is provocative in any way, the audience goes crazy for it."

    Another successful ongoing theme is staging fails where people try to cover up eye sores or contracting issues. The keyword here is 'try'.

    #10

    No

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    #12

    The Most Insane Apartment Complex Of All Time?

    The Most Insane Apartment Complex Of All Time?

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    Lara Verne
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I like balconies, but I hate rain." Architect: "Say no more!"

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    Simon constantly searches for ways to engage his followers. "The best way to [do it] on these posts is to say something in the caption like 'describe this like it's in a property description.' That way, agents can put their humorous twist on a housing feature and highlight it in a positive light like a realtor would do in their marketing."

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    The man behind the show also highlighted that The Broke Agent has much more to offer; it's a full-on real estate media company with Podcasts (The Over Ask Podcast), blogs, YouTube videos, contributors, and more. "Our goal is to make real estate professionals laugh through the daily stress of the industry and also help improve their business with our marketing, consulting, and content platform."

    #13

    Light Mold

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    i put the pan in panic
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    congratulations! you just got yourself a free houseplant! or dinner, if you’re feeling lucky

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    #14

    The Things We See At Showings…

    The Things We See At Showings…

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    i put the pan in panic
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bad idea, good execution. at least whoever thought of this was pretty good at drawing

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    #15

    You Keeping This Or Updating?

    You Keeping This Or Updating?

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never know whether to up or downvote when something on these lists of bad stuff is actually cool.

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    #16

    Thoughts On Photoshopping A Ferrari Into Your Listing Pics?

    Thoughts On Photoshopping A Ferrari Into Your Listing Pics?

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    #18

    What The Hell Is This A Pyramid?

    What The Hell Is This A Pyramid?

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    Angelar
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, to leave this building you have to jump gracefully to your left?

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    #19

    "Beautiful Balcony Looking Over The Palatial Entertaining Area"

    "Beautiful Balcony Looking Over The Palatial Entertaining Area"

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    Whoops

    Whoops

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    Al Christensen
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe this is the bathroom from the story a few days ago about the anti-masturbation family.

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    #26

    What In The Fresh Hell Is This?

    What In The Fresh Hell Is This?

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    Carena Thompson
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the sideways toilet. Sometimes you make it in the bowl, sometimes you hit the TP.

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    #27

    “4th Bedroom”

    “4th Bedroom”

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a room. There's a bed in it. The car's been repossessed anyway, so what the heck

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    #28

    Staging In Tampa...

    Staging In Tampa...

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    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I faked a bed in an empty bedroom with cardboard boxes and a couple of blankets. It's pretty common when occupants have already moved.

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    #29

    More Of This

    More Of This

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    Nothing To See Here

    Nothing To See Here

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    KatHat
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a stupid inclusion. It wasn't a real estate listing; it was the Texas freeze in February 2021, which caused catastrophic damage due to two main reasons: 1. TX houses are not built for such weather (including water pipe insulation) and 2. MOST OF THE STATE WAS DUMPED OFF THE POWER GRID SO THAT IT WOULDN'T FAIL WHICH WAS COMPLETELY AVOIDABLE IF THE TX LEADERSHIP HAD WINTERIZED THE GRID AS THEY WERE TOLD TO DO A FULL TEN YEARS BEFORE BECAUSE EXPERTS KNEW SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN EVENTUALLY.

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    #31

    “This House Has Good Bones” Or This “Backsplash Is To Die For?”

    “This House Has Good Bones” Or This “Backsplash Is To Die For?”

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    #32

    No Garage But Ample Street Parking

    No Garage But Ample Street Parking

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    Spotted At A Showing

    Spotted At A Showing

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    Epic

    Epic

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    Falcon
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you just get that need while cooking, but can't move from the stove

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    #35

    Virtual Staging Strikes Again!

    Virtual Staging Strikes Again!

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    #36

    How Would You Describe This In Your Property Description?

    How Would You Describe This In Your Property Description?

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For Sale: One of a kind home, featuring the ultimate in cat scratching posts!

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    #37

    Just Keep It There It’s Fine

    Just Keep It There It’s Fine

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    #38

    “Private Roof Deck”

    “Private Roof Deck”

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    #39

    “Range Oven In Island”

    “Range Oven In Island”

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    #46

    Imagine Finishing This Work And Thinking It’s Ok

    Imagine Finishing This Work And Thinking It’s Ok

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    Fus
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enough room there for a full cabinet. Great space for a coffee station.

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    #47

    Shower Closet

    Shower Closet

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    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, of course, a tile design that makes it look filthy...

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    #48

    Is This For A Cat? What Is This For?

    Is This For A Cat? What Is This For?

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    Estelle
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like design idea for The Good Place...just to f!@ck with Eleanor.

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    #49

    We Have Found The Worst Real Estate Pic On Earth

    We Have Found The Worst Real Estate Pic On Earth

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    #51

    Fsbo: “I Don’t Need An Agent” Part 10,000

    Fsbo: “I Don’t Need An Agent” Part 10,000

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    #52

    Interesting Find

    Interesting Find

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    Olive
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the worst thing you can have in your home, I guess???

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    #56

    Inspection Report: Disposal Is A Blender

    Inspection Report: Disposal Is A Blender

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    lara
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is beyond gross. We are now in a competition level type of gross.

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    #58

    Genius

    Genius

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    Jeroen de Wijn
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have used the traditional banana for scale. This is just weird...

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    #59

    No

    No

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    Paul C.
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an ex carpet fitter, you wouldn't believe how many times I've had to do this.

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    #62

    Attention All Agents… Do Not Put Virtual Cars In Your Listing Photos!

    Attention All Agents… Do Not Put Virtual Cars In Your Listing Photos!

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    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you only take cash or can I pay with Grand Theft Auto credits?

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    #64

    Imagine Thinking This Is Ok

    Imagine Thinking This Is Ok

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    Susan S
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I want to pretend I am outdoors bathing in a pond, " is what the home owner told his interior decorator in 1974

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    #65

    Well That’s Good Enough For Me! No Inspection Needed!

    Well That’s Good Enough For Me! No Inspection Needed!

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    #69

    “No No... Keep The Couch. It Looks Good”

    “No No... Keep The Couch. It Looks Good”

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    #72

    “Up And Coming Neighborhood!"

    “Up And Coming Neighborhood!"

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    i put the pan in panic
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean, technically, death is coming for all of us. it’s just the speed at which death is walking towards you that matters

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    #73

    Tough To Look At

    Tough To Look At

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    Felix Feline
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scroll down the picture kind of fast and it is like the tiles grow and jump out.

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    #75

    Thoughts?

    Thoughts?

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    #77

    Is This The Ugliest Interior Of All Time?

    Is This The Ugliest Interior Of All Time?

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    Jeroen de Wijn
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in the context of the other train wrecks here no. Not to the taste of basically anyone with eyesight but at least the arrangement is sensible enough.

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    #79

    Wtf?

    Wtf?

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    boredkoala
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like that desert where rocks move, leaving trails in their wake....

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    #81

    Name Check

    Name Check

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    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently the owners named it for fun, and own another complex called Chee Zee. (Source: Google)

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    #84

    Realtor: “Not Sure How To Spin This One"

    Realtor: “Not Sure How To Spin This One"

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    #86

    I Love When Realtors Get Pissed In Their Descriptions

    I Love When Realtors Get Pissed In Their Descriptions

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    Adrian
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they're honest. Not a common trait with realtors...

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    #89

    “Great Use Of Space

    “Great Use Of Space

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    Nicholas Clancy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What could possibly ever go wrong with an oven over the dishwasher. Sold

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    #90

    New And Improved Price!

    New And Improved Price!

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    Jeroen de Wijn
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'll wait a bit, got a feeling this price will keep going down...

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    #92

    When You Use Google Earth For Listing Pics

    When You Use Google Earth For Listing Pics

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    #93

    Voted “8th Best Real Estate Team”

    Voted “8th Best Real Estate Team”

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    #94

    Remember, All You Gotta Do Is Pass An Exam And You Can Sell Houses...

    Remember, All You Gotta Do Is Pass An Exam And You Can Sell Houses...

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    Sarah Sparkles
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has the house keys inside it. It is supposed to stay locked on the doorknob so no one can enter unless they have the right code. Pretty much useless where it is.

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    #96

    Don’t Worry, It Worked

    Don’t Worry, It Worked

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    #98

    Would You List This As A Bedroom, A Closet, Or A Bedroom With A Closet?

    Would You List This As A Bedroom, A Closet, Or A Bedroom With A Closet?

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    #99

    Closet Showers Are Super In Right Now Didn’t You Know?

    Closet Showers Are Super In Right Now Didn’t You Know?

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    Nicholas Clancy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told my wife I was in the closet cleaning myself. And as soon as I come out I’ll be a new man.

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    #101

    Fsbo Couple Takes Listing Photos

    Fsbo Couple Takes Listing Photos

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    Indoor Outdoor Living

    Indoor Outdoor Living

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    Cassidy ChillRose
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know how to feel about this. On the one hand, it sort of works as a shade from the right angles, but it also gives off a very, very weird vibe which I can't describe in words.

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    #103

    “Spacious Laundry Room"

    “Spacious Laundry Room"

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    #105

    It’s Football Season. And Yes, This Is A Good Real Estate Pic

    It’s Football Season. And Yes, This Is A Good Real Estate Pic

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    #106

    Virtual Staging Is An Incredible Technology

    Virtual Staging Is An Incredible Technology

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    #108

    “The Lockbox Is On The Rail.you’ll Find It Easily”

    “The Lockbox Is On The Rail.you’ll Find It Easily”

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    Cassidy ChillRose
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the upside, any would be thieves will probably decide to quit while they're ahead if they ever come across this. It is the Magnum Opus of security systems, and the thieves will agree.

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    #109

    Don’t Look At This If You Easily Get Nauseas

    Don’t Look At This If You Easily Get Nauseas

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    #110

    Epic Dishwasher Placement

    Epic Dishwasher Placement

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more interested in the stairs rails, lovingly handcrafted by Grandpa

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