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25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated “Rare Insults” Twitter Page
In the old days, before the start of the battle, specially trained warriors went out into the field between the armies. Their main task was to offend the leaders and outstanding heroes of the enemy. At the same time, the sign of the highest quality was not just to call the enemy's commander a jerk, but to completely slay him with a spectacular phrase that outwardly did not look like an insult at all, but at the same time was incredibly offensive.
Such is the ancient battle rap. Today, this noble and elegant art, it would seem, is irretrievably lost, but real diamonds are periodically found - in some tweets, comments on YouTube and TikTok, etc. And it turns out that there are people who collect these verbal jewels.
Recently, a special Twitter account has appeared, entirely dedicated to rare and really unique insults. It is actually called "Rare insults." In just two months of existence, the page has already gained 405.8K followers, which is not surprising - in some places there are real masterpieces of brutal yet stylish offensive art.
Bored Panda collected a selection of the best and most spectacular insults from this account, so be sure to scroll to the very end and of course, comment. By the way, we promise not to be offended if any of your comments turns out to be as rare an insult as all the elements of our selection.
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Disgruntled Pelican 2 years ago (edited)
Does that make this the literal definition of a "neck beard?" Or would this be a "double chin beard?"
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funkybluegirl 2 years ago
His original nose was awesome, imo, but it's not my place to judge. I hope this helped him and that he's in a good place.
"In discussions about the accusation of insulting, there is sometimes a disagreement space because the values underlying the protection against insulting have to be balanced against the value of free speech," says Harm Kloosterhuis from Erasmus University Rotterdam. So the perfect insult, in fact, is one where everyone understands how offensive the words are, but at the same time no one can formally complain.
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Jaguarundi 2 years ago
Roach, on his foot, it must have been on the floor by the microwave.
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Izzy 2 years ago
not even if i'm fresh out the shower, much less if they were looking like a quadrat sampling
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MonicaChicagoGal 2 years ago
He should take the bug off of his foot and put it on the chicken then it would have more seasoning than it has.
Daycare Attendant Sun 2 years ago
I feel icky-pooey at just a piece of cat litter under my foot. Out comes the vacuum to clean the kitchen.
Sarah Brown 2 years ago
That's just nasty, wash your f*****g feet before featuring them in a photo..
GoddessOdd 2 years ago
I don't eat meat, so I don't know, but does that chicken look normal? I've never seen anyone eat chicken that looks like that.
Izzy 2 years ago
the chicken looks like it's been plonked into a baking dish, skin on, not a lick of seasoning. it won't kill you but it'll taste like wallpaper paste. if ur baking chicken, marinate it in a nice blend of spices, lemon juice, soy sauce etc depending on what flavour you're going for, or opt for a dry rub like louisiana hot or lemon pepper etc. bake it in a pool of the marinade or some stock, low and slow, with a foil tent to keep it moist and juicy. as soon as it reaches optimal cook temp, remove it & blast it in a broiler for a few mins or sear it in a pan to give it a crisp coating. optional but i'll judge you if i don't see a nice visible maillard reaction on your chicken. still a bake, but you don't end up with whatever sad, pathetic excuse for food OP conjured. and serve it with some roast veggies, fluffy rice, garlic bread, mash potato, literally anything you want. well cooked chicken deserves accoutrement to sit among
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The ancient peoples, by the way, believed that a direct insult to a person is the best way to receive not only a challenge to a duel, but also punishment from the gods. Therefore, the famous kennings among the Vikings - that is, the poetic names of things, are not just a literary device, but also a direct way to avoid retribution, both physical and divine.
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At the same time, a bad joke is an excellent way to ruin your reputation to the core, even if you've spent your entire life building it up. By the way, here is a selection of real-life tales of people literally destroying their positive image in five minutes.
And if you just want some good humor, feel free to read our 30 best examples of Irish jokes. And of course, scroll to the very end of this post - the best is yet to come.
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OwenHasADHD 2 years ago
Oh jesus. It looks more like wood chippings than actual meat at this point.
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RoanTheMad 2 years ago
im so confused by the edge of his glasses like how the side of his head looking like that through the glasses. my brain is dead.
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PenitentEyeball 2 years ago
I mean, it’s not THAT bad of an insult, I would like to be easily drawn as well…
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Rachel Ainsworth 2 years ago
These insults are not rare, they are just plain mean. The best insults need humour to work, the only one that qualifies is the one about american healthcare, which is recycled.
RafCo (he/him) 2 years ago (edited)
Yes, I'm all for a good insult, but making fun of someone's appearance is lazy. I much prefer insults like Samantha Bee calling Kellyann Conway "a flaxen haired fountain of lies".
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TheDivineMsM 2 years ago
Some are funny but most are mean and uncalled for and shouldn't be celebrated. It's bullying and it's nasty.
Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they) 2 years ago
I like the overcooked steak insult. But I’m not sure about the rest of them
Yoga Kitty 2 years ago
Really, Bored Panda, we are making fun of the way people look now? These insults were not "rare" they were just that - insults.
Rachel Ainsworth 2 years ago
These insults are not rare, they are just plain mean. The best insults need humour to work, the only one that qualifies is the one about american healthcare, which is recycled.
RafCo (he/him) 2 years ago (edited)
Yes, I'm all for a good insult, but making fun of someone's appearance is lazy. I much prefer insults like Samantha Bee calling Kellyann Conway "a flaxen haired fountain of lies".
Load More Replies... TheDivineMsM 2 years ago
Some are funny but most are mean and uncalled for and shouldn't be celebrated. It's bullying and it's nasty.
Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they) 2 years ago
I like the overcooked steak insult. But I’m not sure about the rest of them
Yoga Kitty 2 years ago
Really, Bored Panda, we are making fun of the way people look now? These insults were not "rare" they were just that - insults.
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