Hahaha, hahaha! That's some kind of plastic!

That helps

Dark... but I laughed... hard...

Don't you stick your tongue out at me, young man! ;-)

Your phone, perhaps?

Like their kid?

My car remembers that a back door was opened every trip. I get 8 peeps if I forget to open and close the door. I have still forgotten "something important" many times.

Brilliant, but was the dog adopted by one of the 15,000?

"Distressed OSHA Certified Noises"

This meme was originally for "cats puking on the rug".

Uh oh.

Doh!

ROFLMAO! Oh, that is just *TOO* funny!!! (Would *love* Bill Gates to have been one of the people driving past...)

Clark's biggest problem will be hiding his big $#1t-eating grin...

I will always upvote Patrick Stewart.

I'd like to be fired out of a cannon into the sea. Probably too expensive though.

Early episodes of Survivor and Fear Factor told me some people don’t care which is one reason I stopped watching.

Well that would put a kink in things, wouldn't it?

We may sound bad with man-flu, but it isn't THAT bad

Oh, God, this is giving me nightmare flashbacks to some truly horrific and nerve-wracking drives I did long, long ago! Thank heavens, they were (mostly) trouble-free, but yeah, no fun at all at the time. One in particular - nighttime, Interstate, intense snowstorm, downhill grade, road was curving around a lot, and I was in the center of a complete circle of tractor-trailers and the car was steering as if on grease.

BRILLIANT!

Those movies were so good. Bring back the Gremlins!

And he'll be the HS football hero.

Sounds like a Rodney Dangerfield joke.

That is so funny!

There are no such things as real adults.

Juan is the MAN!

*sigh*

I have a special, comfy cushion I take everywhere just for this.

Best one ever to me was the set up outside the weed dispensary store.

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag time gal...

Looks right to me!

It sounds quite good it you chant it in a deep voice

Oh jeez.

Maybe they should start calling it "Chicken Dino Sandwich". Now I'll enjoy my Human Ape Sandwich

As I recall, the 'carrots' are made of turkey.

Perfection was the horror version of these toys.

Thank you

Instead of asking where's Waldo people souls have been asking how's Waldo

How very true.

Florida woman..

Cut back on calories by 25%, that's pretty impressive.

They are "never, ever, ever getting back together!"

Does anyone else see the face on the side?

Or pretty much any day in Scotland.

But I'm only there to watch the dancing sandwiches

They left out the bit where it starts crying that they love you and you're their best friend

Kermit, duck!

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They do d0ng tests for work now?

A sneak peek at a future orange turds administration picks evaluations, I do believe