Don't you stick your tongue out at me, young man! ;-)

Hahaha, hahaha! That's some kind of plastic!

This meme was originally for "cats puking on the rug".

Uh oh.

I will always upvote Patrick Stewart.

That helps

Doh!

Clark's biggest problem will be hiding his big $#1t-eating grin...

Boy am I in trouble, that's the second one this week.

ROFLMAO! Oh, that is just *TOO* funny!!! (Would *love* Bill Gates to have been one of the people driving past...)

Your phone, perhaps?

We may sound bad with man-flu, but it isn't THAT bad

Oh, God, this is giving me nightmare flashbacks to some truly horrific and nerve-wracking drives I did long, long ago! Thank heavens, they were (mostly) trouble-free, but yeah, no fun at all at the time. One in particular - nighttime, Interstate, intense snowstorm, downhill grade, road was curving around a lot, and I was in the center of a complete circle of tractor-trailers and the car was steering as if on grease.

Those movies were so good. Bring back the Gremlins!

I'd like to be fired out of a cannon into the sea. Probably too expensive though.

Brilliant, but was the dog adopted by one of the 15,000?

Sounds like a Rodney Dangerfield joke.

Cut back on calories by 25%, that's pretty impressive.

And he'll be the HS football hero.

That is so funny!

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag time gal...

Or pretty much any day in Scotland.

Florida woman..

Looks right to me!

Does anyone else see the face on the side?

Thank you

How very true.

As I recall, the 'carrots' are made of turkey.

Nobody's said, 'The square hole!' yet?

🍆

But I'm only there to watch the dancing sandwiches

Instead of asking where's Waldo people souls have been asking how's Waldo

Of course it's from Australia.

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

Oh jeez.

I'm sure if I had a Guardian Angel, they would be attending Therapy a few times a week

A sneak peek at a future orange turds administration picks evaluations, I do believe

It sounds quite good it you chant it in a deep voice

Your demise.

I love those things.

Waterboarding for Dummies.

Love it!

The funeral of course will have to be covered by PTO