What does that actually mean? Your car's gone to s**t?

That's quite... hip.

It has a feeling of femuraliarity about it.

He’s very lucky. I couldn’t even get pictures of my extreme foot surgery. Or keep my appendix in a jar🤷🏻‍♀️

This man has achieved legendary status

This is awesome.

Life goals

Ew

Cool dad!

Uhhhhhh.....

That hip did NOT need a hip replacement, so I'd be concerned about where that hip bone really came from!!!

That would be one uncomfortable cane for your hand.

Next, he's turning his index finger into a pointing device

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That is awesome.

F*cking hell! My surgeon refused to give me my hip saying it was a bio-hazard. I promised him I would boil it well, but no dice. Bastard.

I'm not sure hospitals can give people the pieces they removed, since they must be treated like special waste. After surgery bones are not that clean, they have lots of flesh and blood. I think they should be boiled and scraped to be like the one in the photo. Maybe the cane was made with bones used by medicine students. Nice idea tho

Turn your enemies bone into a cane.

Can't do that in Australia, I tried.

Ew

I'm just picturing using a flame thrower to make popcorn.

Most likely she will say "Ha-ha" and you hobble away with a limp...

For you who don’t know, the spoon is so that he can see if anyone (probably his mom) walks into his room so that he can quickly change what is on the screen.

Newest trend in kitchens

I would love that towel.

Yeah, maybe don't go around sniffing women.

I thought it meant IV like life support then the V meant he lived and there are 5 again. Duh IV means 4. Idiot.

You gonna need something for that burn mate.

It took me a min to realise thet that was not a stove

Not enough O's in smooth to describe that guy!

Anyone else ever compose a text, forget to send it, and then wonder why there’s no reply?

I am legit impressed.

yeah, Jessica

She's hilarious!

Playing with fire there bro.

Totally doing this for the white elephant at work next year.

Together, we rice (read that as rise) XP

The barely contained rage on that cattos face is powerful.

So did he get extra brain cells too?!?!

All messages were received within 3 minutes. So at least that. Funny though.

But moooooooommmmmmm

Omg!

Poor Alfredo 😔

Did that before. Once when I was working a job at a brunch spot popular with the church crowd. Bible verses are NOT an acceptable tip. Most recently a warehouse job that was working me 60+ hours a week. 4pm until 4am. Days off were Saturday and Monday. Did that for six months before I gave them the finger.

Not a man but same. It's called organized chaos. It looks like a cluttered mess but I can tell you exactly where all my stuff is in that cluttered mess. It's when I actually put stuff where it belongs that I can't find it

If it works, it works

Happening to me right now🤒

That's actually sweet - the child is describing what *they* would like after a hard day, 'cos he's not yet heard of mummyjuice.

Humour eases stress and pain. This is genius, funny, and good for everyone involved.

bro congrats

I'm totally stealing that comeback.

Me, too.

idk I'd be a little sus of someone wearing a mask in their own house

So, she out here bare a$$ed sittin on that stool...?