What does that actually mean? Your car's gone to s**t?

That's quite... hip.

I'm just picturing using a flame thrower to make popcorn.

Most likely she will say "Ha-ha" and you hobble away with a limp...

For you who don’t know, the spoon is so that he can see if anyone (probably his mom) walks into his room so that he can quickly change what is on the screen.

Newest trend in kitchens

I would love that towel.

Yeah, maybe don't go around sniffing women.

This is funny because my husband and I had a discussion about this over the weekend. Mostly because the Biden smelling kids heads. I have always had people smelling my hair since I was a teen and started taking good care of my hair. Coworkers, people sitting next to me…men and women always commented about how nice my long hair smells. I like smelling animal heads. I had a coworker that said her void smelled like patchouli and mine smelled like baby powder. We were cosmetologists. Some people just like it when someone naturally smells nice. Unlike the one person I worked with and had to Fabreeze her office chair…

Never happened but it's funny anyway.

damn..

https://msxlive.da.nl/media/catalog/product/5/4/5410091734367_A1N1.jpg?store=da_nl&image-type=image Found it

Love it!

I thought it meant IV like life support then the V meant he lived and there are 5 again. Duh IV means 4. Idiot.

You gonna need something for that burn mate.

It took me a min to realise thet that was not a stove

Not enough O's in smooth to describe that guy!

Anyone else ever compose a text, forget to send it, and then wonder why there’s no reply?

I am legit impressed.

yeah, Jessica

She's hilarious!

Playing with fire there bro.

Totally doing this for the white elephant at work next year.

Together, we rice (read that as rise) XP

The barely contained rage on that cattos face is powerful.

So did he get extra brain cells too?!?!

All messages were received within 3 minutes. So at least that. Funny though.

But moooooooommmmmmm

Omg!

Poor Alfredo 😔

Did that before. Once when I was working a job at a brunch spot popular with the church crowd. Bible verses are NOT an acceptable tip. Most recently a warehouse job that was working me 60+ hours a week. 4pm until 4am. Days off were Saturday and Monday. Did that for six months before I gave them the finger.

Not a man but same. It's called organized chaos. It looks like a cluttered mess but I can tell you exactly where all my stuff is in that cluttered mess. It's when I actually put stuff where it belongs that I can't find it

If it works, it works

Happening to me right now🤒

That's actually sweet - the child is describing what *they* would like after a hard day, 'cos he's not yet heard of mummyjuice.

Humour eases stress and pain. This is genius, funny, and good for everyone involved.

bro congrats

I'm totally stealing that comeback.

Me, too.

idk I'd be a little sus of someone wearing a mask in their own house

So, she out here bare a$$ed sittin on that stool...?

I guess at least they're honest? 🤷

Just let him have the beard. Problem solved.

Oooooh..... I bet grandpa didn't get to hold the baby first.

Large format too.

There's always a way.

And have a common interest